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Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN)

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Building a new colony for refugees of Steely Dan Twitter

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Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

the only Duke I care about this March

George Duke’s Thief in the Night LP; the inner sleeve, featuring a picture of George Duke, is half visible

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

so apparently Donald sent Walter a coded note for his 50th birthday, and it was NOT subtle

the creepy note Donald Trump sent to fellow pedophile Jeffery Epstein for his birthday but edited to be from Donald Fagen and addressed to Walter, with the C mu major chord transcribed above the signature

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

luckily for me, I already had this muted

Screenshot of Bluesky muted words settings showing “eagles” in text & tags

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

the question on everyone's mind right now.... any relation???

picture of Chuck Mangione's 1977 album Feels So Good, wherein he is smiling and clutching a flugelhorn

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

we're building a fine (columbian) community over here 💨

picture of Walter Becker, looks to be from the Aja era (1977), with long hair, a plaid shirt, and red-tinted sunglasses. With a wispy goatee and long, sparse mustache which extends beyond his upper lip, he looks high af

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

just ordered what will be my 4th copy of Gaucho on vinyl, AMA

Screenshot of completed purchase from Amazon

text: Tomorrow, Nov. 20
Estimated delivery
(Gaucho LP image)
You saved $9.99 in shipping fees on this order with Prime

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

These average out to being from the 90s

Album cover for Gaucho by Steely Dan

Album cover for two against nature by Steely Dan

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

I actually like Son of Schmilsson more than I like Nilsson Schmilsson

Tim Heidecker in the "Haunted House" sketch from I think You Should Leave. Tim is dressed as a doctor, and looking smug as if he's saying something profound, holding a copy of Harry Nillson's 1972 album Son of Schmilsson

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 08/11/2024

🎶 get along 🎶 get along Kid

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 25/11/2023

guys will see this photo and just be like “hell yeah”

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 09/11/2023

gary katz during the charlie freak recording sesh

Christopher Walken in the SNL More Cowbell sketch but he's saying "I gotta have more sleighbells baby"

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

how your email finds me

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

her: I think you better tell me everything you did, baby me:

donald fagen’s smirking head superimposed on the sheepish kevin james stock image meme

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

ok wow, did you ever notice there’s a mysterious hand on the back cover of countdown????

The back cover of Steely Dan’s Countdown To Ecstasy, with sheepish Kevin James photoshopped in

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

meh I think I'm out on this one tbh

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 14/09/2023

i had no choice but to

Steely Dan’s Countdown to Ecstasy album cover with one of the imps replaced with the Mexican alien mummy

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 05/09/2023

tell all your buddies that it ain't no drag

Victorian portrait of girl on father's lap, both sitting in a big chair, with brother playing on the floor below them.

Girl speech bubble:
Daddy, where did you side on the
Aja vs Gaucho wars of Dan
Online Discourse in the '20s?

Dad speech bubble: Countdown To Ecstasy album cover

Boy speech bubble: Fucking Legend

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

remember the reason for the season ✊

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 28/08/2023

Time Out of Mind (1980)

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 28/08/2023

that time that walt give donald the ick

walter becker and donald fage on the santa monica pier in 1977, becah in the background.

Walter caption: That’s so clutch!

Donald’s head is photoshopped from another picture where he has an uncomfortable face

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 27/08/2023

there’s a third

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

I’d say so..

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

Sure, he’s a Jolly Roger / until he answers for his crimes

John Eastman mugshot looking like he just shit himself

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

one of history’s most consequential moments was actually caught on camera,..wow

George W Bush “Sir a second plane…” meme, but Bush’s face swapped with Donald Fagen. Caption: Sir, a Second Arrangement has been erased

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

Sorry, PL defenders, but memes is facts @clueless.bsky.social

Virgin vs Chad meme; Virgin Pretzel Logic
Listener vs Chad Kamakiriad enjoyer. Each is holding their respective albums

VPL facts:
Visits East St Louis for his first vacation in five years
Go-to icebreaker on first dates is to explain what a squonk is. Never has a second date

Defends With A Gun to the death, literally dies
Is through with Buzz

CKE facts:
Knows the first two tracks are the same song but that one song is a bop

Fucks with Buzz

Thinks annunciation is overrated;
keeps drifting back to that
FloridRoo-0o

DGAF about meeting
Napoleon

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 16/08/2023

when they were all out of chesterfield kings tracksuits

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

How am I only now discovering that Boz Fucking Scaggs covered the Dan in 2013??? Christ this goes down smoothe…

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 06/08/2023

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

Oh you’ve got rizz? Well I’ve got a Yamaha KX88 and play atonal chords all hours of the night with the window open to annoy my shitty neighbors

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 27/07/2023

thinking about Dreamboat Donnie again 😍

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

Time Out of Mind Steely Dan - Gaucho 0:24 ─●──────── 4:12

Mitch McConnell stroking out at a lecturn

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

Walter Becker with his roommate and Johnny Winter; Bard College, 1968

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

life is unreal

two panels: Left panel photoshop of the “that mfer’s not real” airplane lady pointing with the head of Bernard Purdie.

Right panel: Photoshop of WENDEL computer/keyboard console in a window seat of an airplane

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 18/07/2023

My father-in-law is a builder. He is insanely gifted. We were listening to an album years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer… "We can’t, we don’t know how to do it."

Gaucho by Steely Dan album cover

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 16/07/2023

but what is bluesky?

Title: Dan Cheat Sheet: Social Apps
App icons and names of services on the left, corresponding Dan song title on the right

Facebook: Reelin’ in the Years
TikTok: Hey Nineteen
Only Fans: Everyone’s Gone to the Movies
Mastodon: Deacon Blues
Twitter: Only a Fool Would Say That
Threads: Cringemaker
iMessage: Here at the Western World
Instagram: Show Biz Kids
Signal: Sign in Stranger

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 16/07/2023

so, anyone picked up their $2k floor seats for a 35 minute set of the top 5 most streamed Dan songs on Spotify yet?

Title: The evolution of trash the six iterations of the trash icons from Windows, from 1995 - 2015. Final picture with 2023 caption is of the Eagles Long Goodbye tour dates with Steely Dan opening

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

winnie the pooh Tuxedo meme
left top frame, regular winnie; adjacent frame screenshot of Bluesky update "igot the news fucks"

left bottom frame, tuxedo winnie; adjacent frame full text: "I Got the News"-a bulletin direct from the singer's lizard brain, a pheromone ping- is where it happens for Donald Fagen. It's a song about love growing, which leads to love coming in spurts. Donald would suggest years later that Steely Dan had more in common with punk than they did with their AOR milieu. He meant it sensibility-wise, but I hear it in the way all the music on this song answers to the tight-lipped little five-note bass line, a high-tension wire everything else hangs from. The rhythms denote pup-petry, jerking up and down, man marionetted by desire. This is Steely Dan doing sex-disco and it's as uptight as punk, hard as a starched cravat, but also urbane, classy. It pogos in white gloves, holding a cane horizontally. The lyrics are nonmetaphorical: they describe two people really giving

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 09/07/2023

I vehemently refuse to apologize for this

Christopher Cross and Michael McDonald heads super imposed over 90s rap duo Kris Kross. Captions read

Reis
Chris Cross'll make you.
Sail! Sail!
Daddy Mc'lI make vow...
Peg! Peg!

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 09/07/2023

Mike & Steely McD

Email from Steely Dan to DOD

To: Whom It May Concern, State Department USA From: Donald Fagen and Walter Becker, Founders, Steely Dan
Date: July 24, 2006
Gentleman:
Like all good Americans, and despite our busy. touring schedule, we have been closely following the dire developments in the Middle East. We are particularly concerned with the plight of Americans stranded in the war-torn state of Lebanon and with the faltering attempts to evacuate them.
As you may already know, we are currently performing nightly with Michael McDonald, formerly of the Doobie Brothers. Mike is a long time collaborator of ours and moreover a close personal friend of defense expert Jeff "Skunk" Baxter. So you could check out Mike's bona fides with Jeff (unless he is, as we suspect, already "in-country" on a mission and thus unreachable). Anyhoo, Mike is the proud owner of a smallish yacht which we would like to volunteer for whatever kind of evacuation plan is now being contemplated by you or the DOD.
Mike's

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 08/07/2023

when i say "fuck it we ball" this is what i mean

Donald Fagen dribbling a basketball in the ‘70s

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

we are SO back

John Wick meme with Donald Fagen head. Caption “Yeah, I’m thinking we’re back”

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

Donald Fagen interview text: What are you doing with your unexpected time at home?
I'm hangin' tight in the Apple, baby, gargling Clorox under a sunlamp.
What music do you turn to in times of crisis for solace and comfort and why?
Bird and Diz, son, because the rebop is so mega-sweet and I don't want to be no L-7.

Simpsons screenshot. Man sitting next to Donald Fagen asking "Does anyone want to switch seats?"

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 05/07/2023

this is how Josie drives / this is how languid & bittersweet women drive

screenshot from Simpsons. Comedian in front of a brick wall pantomiming driving in a laid back way with only one hand on the wheel.

screenshot from Simpsons. Comedian in front of a brick wall pantomiming driving in an uptight way hunched over the wheel with two hands

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

ok I’ll say it, time for a new anthem

The National Anthem
• written by a slave-owner
• doesn't feature Michael McDonald whatsoever
• is not about Juneteenth doesn't have a bridge
• doesn't even slap

I Got The News
• not written by slave-owners
• prominently features Michael McDonald
• about sex but could also be about Juneteenth
• has the greatest bridge in the history of music
• slaps hard

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

You need to add this one to your collection too

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

reconnecting with my twitter mutuals (but avoiding eye contact)

Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @bodacious.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

POV: you owe Jive Miguel a lot of money and he’s sent two thugs to collect