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Bob Timmermann

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Ask me to name all 88 incorporated cities in LA County off the top of my head!

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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 8h
Thank you for your service.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 12h
Willie Davis isn’t walking through that door!
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 12h
Is the one with John Cena and Megan Fox?
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 13h
The Yankees need an error on obstruction to error for the cycle. (Fielding, throwing, interference, and obstruction)
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 14h
He must like Disneyland and wants to spare Orange County.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That was the baseball equivalent of a Spurs vs Everton 0-0.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There have been no 3 2/3 IP holds in the postseason. There have been three of four innings. David Price had the last one in 2017.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am going to go back and try to find the lost control of Blake Snell.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Bob, what were baseball games like back before COVID?" "They were like this one. Every game was like watching the full length Lawrence of Arabia." Did you know the guns of Atlanta face the sea and can't be turned round?
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
With no baseball until 5, there is time to watch the UEFA Nations League. Azerbaijan hosts Liechtenstein. Malta hosts Gibraltar. Wales faces Norway in Cardiff. There’s CONCACAF too. U.S. Virgin Islands playing Saint Martin in Christiansted.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every commercial break on YouTubeTV for Peacock Wild Card Series games has an as for a Long Island charity on home building. Every inning.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Game 1 of the 2017 World Series scoffs.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nice to support a team with two guys with the same last name. Saves on bandwidth
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wordle bloodbath for Wednesday.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ullola might not pitch you out of a jam, but it's a great six letter word to use with a bad Scrabble rack.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Then someone hit you and the sound was “BIFF!”
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The most surprising thing about this story was learning that Van Brocklin grew up in Pleasant Hill.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just 27 completions.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Angels are finally 💯!
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kudos to the Chargers for not losing 26-14 for the third straight week. It was 24-16 this week.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Up 10 -0, the Chargers are determined to not lose 26-14 for the third straight week. But they can still do it!
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How did he deal with the traffic? Did he download some podcasts? Does he have satellite radio? Did he take alternate routes? Has he considered public transit? Or working for sensible population patterns in urban settings?
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Phillies never should have let Chico Ruiz steal home.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have a hard time realizing that Indiana vs Northwestern is a game of consequence.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: You Decide www.nytimes.com/shared/v1/be...
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My Top Shows — the 100 best TV shows of the 21st century
Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Justified and 7 more.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She is definitely a 1.66667x spouse.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I thought he was just portraying a Senator from Alaska.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Double Jumbo Jack AND free tacos! Tell them Eric said so.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The 78-84 division championship remains in play!
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Taylor Ward is not earning the plaudits of the folks in Seattle
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Grace Marshall: This isn't war! You just murdered an unarmed woman. Ivan Korshunov: You, who murdered a 100,000 Iraqis to save a nickel on a gallon of gas. Are going to lecture me about the rules of war? Don't!
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t have many I quit after three years because I was really bad at it. Who knew you had to be decisive, assertive AND accountable at the same time.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I got yelled at so much by coaches as a ref, but they all would remarkably say “thank you” in a genuine manner for telling them how many timeouts each team has.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am the Dodgers fan who only watches regular season games if they’re on Apple TV or the Angels are showing them on Channel 13.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Acknowledged by Wayne Randazzo!
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
5-2? Is it time for “Narco”?
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me watching the Giants tonight.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did the picture of Max Muncy on Apple TV briefly show him wearing gray?
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There was a time when batters got sac flies for moving any runner up. Then people realized it was silly. Reportedly, Rogers Hornsby would get mad at teammates who didn’t advance on deep flies. Mostly because he was an asshole.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Two Centuries On, Smithsonian Connects Jefferson’s Hair to Hemings’s Children www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/a...
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Two Centuries On, Smithsonian Connects Jefferson’s Hair to Hemings’s Children (Gift Article)
A new book describes how cutting-edge genomics techniques yielded “extraordinary proof” that Thomas Jefferson fathered children with Sally Hemings.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got to write the SABR game recap where I had to take a different tone and put more stuff into context. I am proud of including the Dave Roberts quote from before the game. sabr.org/gamesproj/ga...
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September 18, 2006: Dodgers hit four consecutive home runs in 9th inning, rally to beat Padres – Society for American Baseball Research
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did the Reds tell the Dodgers that they couldn't celebrate last night by jumping into the Ohio River? Or did the barge traffic sort of turn them off?
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have had reason today to come into contact with the name Cole Jester and I'm not happy about it. www.sos.arkansas.gov/about-the-of...
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Arkansas Secretary of State
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Much to my surprise, "Narco" is written in a minor key already.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Diaz's performance has greatly impacted trumpet sales in the Greater Los Angeles area. Now Dodger fans have decided to take up the melodeon in vast numbers. Tanner Scott now enters the game to the sound of a Theremin.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am really waiting for someone to tell Trump that he may have the power to cut off foreign trade by invoking parts of Macon's Bill Number Two.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 13/09/2026
Fun fact: In 1899 when Nicholas II realized Russia was desperately broke to catch up with other countries technologically, he called Hague Peace conference framing it as humanitarian push to down arms race. Same circus new clowns.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There was a WI governor race ad during UCLA vs San Diego State.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Adam Corolla and Mike Johnson are very disappointed in you.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No one mentions the biggest issue with eating at these places: how much do you tip the people who clear off your empty plates from the table as you go back for a second helping of spinach, corn, and three biscuits?
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