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Bob Timmermann

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Ask me to name all 88 incorporated cities in LA County off the top of my head!

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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 1h
She can look into your soul.
Calico cat giving death stare
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me watching the Giants tonight.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Apple Maps and Google Maos
Lake OntarioLake America
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Now what do I do the rest of the weekend?
Congratulations! You solved a Saturday Crossword in 10:45
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Since I have had to stare at a map of Wisconsin a lot tonight, why are the islands at the west end of Lake Superior in Ashland County (red) instead of Bayfield County (next county to the west)?
Map of Wisconsin. Ashland County is in red
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dodgers fandom now.
No Comeuppance
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
People think I was a child during a time of low cultural standards. But this was on TV.
Dance Fever: Guest Chaka Khan. Celebrity Judges: Erik Estrada, Laurett Spang, Bucky Dent. 7:30 PM Tonight. Host Deney Terio
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The one true Enzo.
San Diego Padre player Enzo HERNANDEZ
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Children remain calm, the Falkland Islands have just been invaded.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Or you can go to the actual Central Library.
The actual Central Library of Los Angeles
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Looking for something to do next weekend? The LA Central Library is throwing a 100th birthday party. But as someone who spent 30 years working there don’t go to this place, which is an AI rendition of the building.
AI illustration of some old building.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I am Team Algae
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Larry David is sending me spam texts
Hi I’ll be back in August.  Want to play a round at the Riviera Country Club?
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The lust for instant gratification with election results knows no bounds. I will listen to this seething at anger from people who profess to have magic bullets
California is an Embarrassment
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Old Friend Alert. @ericstephen.bsky.social
Pope Leo holding up a Chicago White Sox jersey with his number and that of Paul Konerko
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Today is neither a sweaty nightmare nor an icy hellscape. Mark this day in history
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
PHTHISIOGENESIS
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Tuberculosis: a discussion of phthisiogenesis immunology pathologic physiology diagnosis and treatment
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This game was hell for Houston.
666 minutes of injury time added
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Matt Williams in 2023
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This was a “news” story that Google thought I should read. Although it admits there might be mistakes. Such as this not happening. It hasn’t been contested!
Kam & O’Shea win pairs gold. Google headline generated by AI. The pairs competition hasn’t started.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This is why I can never give blood. Guess when I showed up at the Red Cross center? I can’t meditate my way out of this. Flunked three straight trips.
Resting heart rate chart varying from 49 to 120
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Google AI with a much different opinion of the Everton-Brentford match. Brentford led 3-0 and 4-1 and Everton’s second goal was mostly for show.
BRE defeat EVE in a stoppage time thriller.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
In the words of Hans Gruber, “Alexander wept for there were no more worlds left to conquer.” Now what do I do? There are no numbers past 1000 are there?
1000 day streak. NY Times Crossword Puzzle. 22:54
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It may be cloudy now, but look on the bright side, you could be shopping at Walmart.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Most popular game Spelling Bee. Night time solver. 3.88 guess average in Wordle. Most commonly finds Yellow first in Comnections. Found 518 pangrams. Reached Genius 153. Reached Queen Bee 189. Strands solved 171 straight days
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Lobo, Lobo, Bring Back Sheriff Lobo
Lobo, Lobo, Bring Back Sheriff Lobo
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Halloween came early to the Spelling Bee
NYT Genius Spelling Bee wearing a witch hat
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Google thinks I have diverse interests
Notification for cricket score between Bangladesh and West Indies
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
All hail the greatest Dodgers team of the 21st Century. The 2005 Dodgers. They were a roller coaster ride of emotions. If roller coasters only went downhil..
Oscar Robles, Hee-Seop Choi, Jason Grabowski, Kelly Wunsch, Mike Edwards, Norihiro Nakamura, Brian Myrow, Buddy Carlyle, Steve Schmoll
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Welcome to September!
Los Angeles weather 92. Flood watch
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
And this guy’s ghost is wondering why Pete Hegseth wants his job title.
Kenneth Royal, the last Secretary of War.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
The Apple Sports App cannot figure out the GB column for the NL wildcard, but has no problem for the AL.
Reds are listed as six games out of the wild card. They are 1 ½ back they are six games behind the second wild card. The Royals are correctly listed as three games behind Mariners
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
The Apple Games leaderboard hits you hard.
No Friends
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
No matches available
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
This info is quite useful here in Matchweek 2
No matches available
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Goodnight Mom, I know you’ve been across the greatest of divides. 31 years ago
Woman at Berthoud Pass sign on the Continental Divide. Photo from the early 1950s
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
My Coffee Bean App has a weird sense of telling me what is near to me.
Coffee Bean locations near user. One is 6000 miles away in Nunavut, Canada
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Presently on the LA Times mobile app sports landing page, there is a link to a 30 year old prep football feature and a nearly three year old story about Lindsay Gottlieb going on maternity leave.
Top article is dated November 1994. Third article is dated October 2022. Middle article is from July 16.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Unsure about this marketing.
JD Vance in attendance!
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Yesterday, I found every word in the Spelling Bee except one: FELINE. Sadie was displeased
Picture of cat
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
You meatbags just took a giant leap toward Workd War 3 and I am here for it.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Does anyone else have a cat that sleeps on one of its scratching pads. She scratches on it. Then falls asleep.
Cat sleeping on scratching pad
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Always been waiting to have my city liberated by 2000 National Guard troops and other extralegal activities.
Picture of Allied troops liberating Paris in 1945
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Sometimes Google Translate works in unexpected ways that aren’t quite right. First page in French. The second “translated to English”
Picture of FC Lausanne Sport player Konrad De La Fuente Picture of Konrad “of the fountain” in English translation
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Badlands National Park
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
St Jerome here is the patron saint of librarians and pretty much looks like a 21st century library patron.
Picture of hermit with no shirt. With white and red clothing. Skull visible on side. Along with writing material on the ground. Angel appears in the top right. Portrait of St Jerome.
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Bob Timmermann @bobtimmermann.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
RIP Sebastian. Those blood clots really took you quickly today. I’m glad we got to say goodbye to him at the vet ER.
Picture of catPicture of catPicture of cat on quilt
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