*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Honestly, that does sound like a good time. "Let me leave you unsatisfied, ya prick." 100 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Who has two thumbs and a husband and is gonna be a naughty little piggy at Bearracuda PDX tonight? This guyyyyy! 130 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would like to request an appointment for playtime. 😁 060 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Welp, after two days of doing nothing but setting up house after a week of driving, tomorrow, we're headed to the Eagle for their weekly cookout. I do not see this being a bad time and I'll get to wear my slutty little shorts. YAY SLUTTY SHORTS! 050 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Anime fans call that "gainaxing". It's a whole thing. 🤣 010 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh, and the Continental Divide on Route 80 is the continent saying "Fuck your eyes in particular, have this skate ramp instead." 020 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We're a little bit away from Boise which is our stop for tonight. If I never see the color "beige" again for the rest of my life, it'll be too soon. Fuck, this country is wide and flat. 020 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today's destination: Cheyenne, Wyoming. No, it's not anywhere near Yellowstone. I checked. Because "locations" and "spatial awareness" sometimes elude me. 020 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Leave it to our fucking cats to find the ONE SPOT that they can use to get INSIDE the bed frame in the hotel room. Fortunately, it's pretty easy to get in there, but it's a pain in the ass, nonetheless, because it involves actually the mattress. In other news, HI, from Davenport, Iowa! 020 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hmmmm. I seem to be moving to Portland, currently. I wonder what might happen. 😁😂 000 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's moving day! The movers are taking care of all of the stuff, I have an errand or two to take care of, and the cats are all in their carriers so they're out of the way of the crew but otherwise ready for a night at a hotel before we kick off tomorrow morning. ADVENTURE! 😁 050 0
Reposted by *snrk*The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 366201439891 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We've still got a couple of weeks to go. The packing is crazy-making though. 100 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Just FYI, packing to move is the woooooorst. But I'm looking forward to the change, which is weird because normally I'm SUPER resistant to change. Portland is gonna be an ADVENTURE! An adventure with more places where I can be naked outside than here. Rooster Rock, here I come! 180 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Looks like you have that feature turned off, handsome. 😁 000 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Oh, hey! Guess who's moving to Portland, OR in a month or so. 😁 230 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I don't have one of those but I'd still be happy to oblige. 😁 020 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 12/07/2026My milkshake does, in fact, bring all the big-dick daddies to the yard. I need a bigger yard. Or one of those deli ticket things. 250 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Funny. We're looking at moving around that area, soon. 010 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 12/06/2026We'll have to get together when we get back home. I miss you guys. 110 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Before y'all go getting any ideas, I'm not going any bigger. Frankly, this thing was a surprise and a challenge but fuck if I was gonna waste the exorbitant cost of this delightful (now) piece of rubber. 020 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Yeah, I retreated after the last election and I'm just now coming out of it. Bipolar didn't help. But, YES! PLANS! NAKED PLANS? PLANS! 010 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026We need to make plans to hang. I'm sorry my brain is defective. 110 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Those reasons being "He looks like a mountain and I want to climb." 🤣 030 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Well, Darlene was probably considered filler by the producers until she pulled out all the stops. But like she said, Ru hasn't seen her lip sync, yet, and I bet she's got some tricks that NO ONE is expecting. Kinda like Marcia x 3. 011 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026That's me after *generic* you *but if you want it to be specific all ya gotta do is ask* cum. I'm not there to get off. 😁 000 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I have been a filthy, FILTHY, little dick pig lately. Not complaining. Just... advertising, really. 010 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Awww. I live in Columbus and didn't go to CLAW. I did some ancillary stuff AROUND CLAW, but not the event itself. 010 0
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026media.tenor.coma group of people in a restaurant with the words help is on the way dear written on the bottomALT: a group of people in a restaurant with the words help is on the way dear written on the bottom 000 0
Reposted by *snrk*TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Repost if you'd fuck yourself on it 😈 16180191143 0