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@bobsmash.bsky.social
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Howdy! I'm a horror nerd with a clothing allergy who loves food, comic books, occasional cosplay, and naughty things. This page is gonna have NSFW content. So there. Nyah.

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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ROFL!
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Honestly, that does sound like a good time. "Let me leave you unsatisfied, ya prick."
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Who has two thumbs and a husband and is gonna be a naughty little piggy at Bearracuda PDX tonight? This guyyyyy!
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bubbabaff!
Bob in a bubble bath.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would like to request an appointment for playtime. 😁
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welp, after two days of doing nothing but setting up house after a week of driving, tomorrow, we're headed to the Eagle for their weekly cookout. I do not see this being a bad time and I'll get to wear my slutty little shorts. YAY SLUTTY SHORTS!
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anime fans call that "gainaxing". It's a whole thing. 🤣
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, and the Continental Divide on Route 80 is the continent saying "Fuck your eyes in particular, have this skate ramp instead."
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We're a little bit away from Boise which is our stop for tonight. If I never see the color "beige" again for the rest of my life, it'll be too soon. Fuck, this country is wide and flat.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today's destination: Cheyenne, Wyoming. No, it's not anywhere near Yellowstone. I checked. Because "locations" and "spatial awareness" sometimes elude me.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Leave it to our fucking cats to find the ONE SPOT that they can use to get INSIDE the bed frame in the hotel room. Fortunately, it's pretty easy to get in there, but it's a pain in the ass, nonetheless, because it involves actually the mattress. In other news, HI, from Davenport, Iowa!
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hmmmm. I seem to be moving to Portland, currently. I wonder what might happen. 😁😂
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's moving day! The movers are taking care of all of the stuff, I have an errand or two to take care of, and the cats are all in their carriers so they're out of the way of the crew but otherwise ready for a night at a hotel before we kick off tomorrow morning. ADVENTURE! 😁
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We've still got a couple of weeks to go. The packing is crazy-making though.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just FYI, packing to move is the woooooorst. But I'm looking forward to the change, which is weird because normally I'm SUPER resistant to change. Portland is gonna be an ADVENTURE! An adventure with more places where I can be naked outside than here. Rooster Rock, here I come!
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Looks like you have that feature turned off, handsome. 😁
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
All ya gotta do is ask.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Mmmmmm. That sounds fun!
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh, hey! Guess who's moving to Portland, OR in a month or so. 😁
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm on Gate of the Feral Gods. I get it. 😁
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I don't have one of those but I'd still be happy to oblige. 😁
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
¿Porque no los dos?
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My milkshake does, in fact, bring all the big-dick daddies to the yard. I need a bigger yard. Or one of those deli ticket things.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Anytime you want it, papa.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Funny. We're looking at moving around that area, soon.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Can I have a turn? 😁😉
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
We'll have to get together when we get back home. I miss you guys.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It's muh birfday.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Before y'all go getting any ideas, I'm not going any bigger. Frankly, this thing was a surprise and a challenge but fuck if I was gonna waste the exorbitant cost of this delightful (now) piece of rubber.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
That's my favorite kind of cock!
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Let's test out the suction on this thing.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Yes, daddy. 😁
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I need to get anime night going again, too.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Yeah, I retreated after the last election and I'm just now coming out of it. Bipolar didn't help. But, YES! PLANS! NAKED PLANS? PLANS!
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
We need to make plans to hang. I'm sorry my brain is defective.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Those reasons being "He looks like a mountain and I want to climb." 🤣
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Can I borrow him? Reasons. 😉🤣
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
You, ahhh... you need a place to park that, daddy?
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Depth training needed for this thing, apparently.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Well, Darlene was probably considered filler by the producers until she pulled out all the stops. But like she said, Ru hasn't seen her lip sync, yet, and I bet she's got some tricks that NO ONE is expecting. Kinda like Marcia x 3.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I mean... I've got a place you can store that...
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
That's me after *generic* you *but if you want it to be specific all ya gotta do is ask* cum. I'm not there to get off. 😁
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I have been a filthy, FILTHY, little dick pig lately. Not complaining. Just... advertising, really.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Yes, please. 😁
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Awww. I live in Columbus and didn't go to CLAW. I did some ancillary stuff AROUND CLAW, but not the event itself.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Oh, daddy...
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Happy butt!
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
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ALT: a group of people in a restaurant with the words help is on the way dear written on the bottom
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Repost if you'd fuck yourself on it 😈
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