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@bobsmash.bsky.social
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Howdy! I'm a horror nerd with a clothing allergy who loves food, comic books, occasional cosplay, and naughty things. This page is gonna have NSFW content. So there. Nyah.

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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Who has two thumbs and a husband and is gonna be a naughty little piggy at Bearracuda PDX tonight? This guyyyyy!
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bubbabaff!
Bob in a bubble bath.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welp, after two days of doing nothing but setting up house after a week of driving, tomorrow, we're headed to the Eagle for their weekly cookout. I do not see this being a bad time and I'll get to wear my slutty little shorts. YAY SLUTTY SHORTS!
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, and the Continental Divide on Route 80 is the continent saying "Fuck your eyes in particular, have this skate ramp instead."
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We're a little bit away from Boise which is our stop for tonight. If I never see the color "beige" again for the rest of my life, it'll be too soon. Fuck, this country is wide and flat.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today's destination: Cheyenne, Wyoming. No, it's not anywhere near Yellowstone. I checked. Because "locations" and "spatial awareness" sometimes elude me.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Leave it to our fucking cats to find the ONE SPOT that they can use to get INSIDE the bed frame in the hotel room. Fortunately, it's pretty easy to get in there, but it's a pain in the ass, nonetheless, because it involves actually the mattress. In other news, HI, from Davenport, Iowa!
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's moving day! The movers are taking care of all of the stuff, I have an errand or two to take care of, and the cats are all in their carriers so they're out of the way of the crew but otherwise ready for a night at a hotel before we kick off tomorrow morning. ADVENTURE! 😁
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just FYI, packing to move is the woooooorst. But I'm looking forward to the change, which is weird because normally I'm SUPER resistant to change. Portland is gonna be an ADVENTURE! An adventure with more places where I can be naked outside than here. Rooster Rock, here I come!
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh, hey! Guess who's moving to Portland, OR in a month or so. 😁
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My milkshake does, in fact, bring all the big-dick daddies to the yard. I need a bigger yard. Or one of those deli ticket things.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It's muh birfday.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Let's test out the suction on this thing.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Depth training needed for this thing, apparently.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I have been a filthy, FILTHY, little dick pig lately. Not complaining. Just... advertising, really.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Happy butt!
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Repost if you'd fuck yourself on it 😈
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
In case anyone is wondering, I feel cute again. HOORAY!
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I got me a new toy. 😁
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Hooray for butt stuff!
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Repost if you like hairy dads with big dicks 😈
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Sorry. Haven't been feeling pretty, lately. But y'all are. 😁
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
He just wanted to say hi for #fcf.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Electro play is the bestest!
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Cum'n'gitit!
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Repost if you'd give daddy a hole he can empty his balls into 😈
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Kikipedia @kikipedia.app · 14/05/2025
Mark our words: Even if you don't like porn. They WILL use this to criminalize LGBTQ+ people. You NEED to call your senators and congresspeople. REGULARLY.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
🇺🇸 “Rolling Stone reached out to all 53 GOP senators after the president said he didn't know whether he needs to honor the nation's founding document. None replied.” www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Sorry I haven't been posting on this account, lately. My brain has decided that stress fasting is the way to go, for now, and I'm pretty sure that no one wants to see the body that informs the world that I have a great personality.
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Repost if you wanna taste dad's mushroom 😏
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Happy #FCF! Repost if you'd stretch yourself on it 😈
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
What's your favorite toy?
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Repost if you want dad to pound your ass into oblivion 😤 New video at onlyfans.com/tallbeard89
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
But, of course.
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Thick Hobbit 🔜 Palm Springs 11/10 - 11/18 @thickhobbit.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Repost if you’d like to catch the next nut 🍆💦💦💦 #SkeetYourMeat #DadsFatLoad #DadDick #ThiccMeat #ThiccGay #ThiccDaddy #ThickHobbit
Furry naked Dad, standing post ejaculation, with hard fat cock and a cum-covered chest and belly.
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Happy FCF! Repost if you want dad's big dong inside you 🍆😈
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Very much so. I am sexually generous.
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Repost if you'd let daddy pound your ass until he nuts inside you 💦
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Repost if dad can shove his big fuckstick up your butthole 😈
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TallBeard @tallbeard89.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Repost if dad can pound you relentlessly 😈 onlyfans.com/tallbeard89
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I've never worn a buttplug in public. Let's see how this goes.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I... Am pro-sex-giggles. Sex is inherently ridiculous. Laugh during it if the mood strikes.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
It's a plug it up kinda day...
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I'm not a sexually active cannabis enthusiast. I'm a pot hole.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Alright, gonna get this out there. If you look like a minor, I'm not following you. I'm not into that. You shouldn't be into me. I'm old enough to be your grandfather. But, daddies can certainly feel free to hit me up. Daddies that actually look like daddies, please.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
In honor of Anita Bryant's passing, I'm gonna need some folks to cream pie me... For posterity...
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Come'n'gitit.
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Am I wrong in thinking that Kal Penn and his super-adorable nose should just come over and wreck me?
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