*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Who has two thumbs and a husband and is gonna be a naughty little piggy at Bearracuda PDX tonight? This guyyyyy! 130
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Welp, after two days of doing nothing but setting up house after a week of driving, tomorrow, we're headed to the Eagle for their weekly cookout. I do not see this being a bad time and I'll get to wear my slutty little shorts. YAY SLUTTY SHORTS! 050
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh, and the Continental Divide on Route 80 is the continent saying "Fuck your eyes in particular, have this skate ramp instead." 020
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We're a little bit away from Boise which is our stop for tonight. If I never see the color "beige" again for the rest of my life, it'll be too soon. Fuck, this country is wide and flat. 020
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today's destination: Cheyenne, Wyoming. No, it's not anywhere near Yellowstone. I checked. Because "locations" and "spatial awareness" sometimes elude me. 020
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Leave it to our fucking cats to find the ONE SPOT that they can use to get INSIDE the bed frame in the hotel room. Fortunately, it's pretty easy to get in there, but it's a pain in the ass, nonetheless, because it involves actually the mattress. In other news, HI, from Davenport, Iowa! 020
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's moving day! The movers are taking care of all of the stuff, I have an errand or two to take care of, and the cats are all in their carriers so they're out of the way of the crew but otherwise ready for a night at a hotel before we kick off tomorrow morning. ADVENTURE! 😁 050
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Just FYI, packing to move is the woooooorst. But I'm looking forward to the change, which is weird because normally I'm SUPER resistant to change. Portland is gonna be an ADVENTURE! An adventure with more places where I can be naked outside than here. Rooster Rock, here I come! 180
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Oh, hey! Guess who's moving to Portland, OR in a month or so. 😁 230
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 12/07/2026My milkshake does, in fact, bring all the big-dick daddies to the yard. I need a bigger yard. Or one of those deli ticket things. 250
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I have been a filthy, FILTHY, little dick pig lately. Not complaining. Just... advertising, really. 010
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 05/04/2026In case anyone is wondering, I feel cute again. HOORAY! 0122
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Sorry. Haven't been feeling pretty, lately. But y'all are. 😁 140
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Sorry I haven't been posting on this account, lately. My brain has decided that stress fasting is the way to go, for now, and I'm pretty sure that no one wants to see the body that informs the world that I have a great personality. 250
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*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I've never worn a buttplug in public. Let's see how this goes. 130
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I... Am pro-sex-giggles. Sex is inherently ridiculous. Laugh during it if the mood strikes. 150
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I'm not a sexually active cannabis enthusiast. I'm a pot hole. 130
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Alright, gonna get this out there. If you look like a minor, I'm not following you. I'm not into that. You shouldn't be into me. I'm old enough to be your grandfather. But, daddies can certainly feel free to hit me up. Daddies that actually look like daddies, please. 140
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 10/01/2025In honor of Anita Bryant's passing, I'm gonna need some folks to cream pie me... For posterity... 1150
*snrk* @bobsmash.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Am I wrong in thinking that Kal Penn and his super-adorable nose should just come over and wreck me? 020