Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 05/10/2026❝Look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes ... You're under ... 3, 2, 1 ... You're back in the room.❞ 000
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 05/10/2026TODAY'S USELESS FACT: Baked Beans aren't baked; they're stewed. 010
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not just shit music... shit opinions backed up by shit grammar too! 010
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In Ancient Greece, relatives of the deceased would place a coin in their mouth so that when they reached the afterlife, they could still get a shopping trolley. 000
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Where would you say "mid Atlantic" is? In spite of his private school and university education, Tom has an exceptionally poor grasp of geography. 000
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 30/09/2026❝And then suddenly we were surrounded by armed police, but when they realised we were only syphoning diesel and not planning to blow anything up, they released us on bail... which was nice!❞ 000
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Would Haaland have joined City if it weren't for all their previous success based on cheating? Would Haaland have joined City if they weren't able to "afford" to pay him £500,000/week + bonuses, thanks to their fraudulant accounting techniques? 110
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Surprise, surprise!!! Farage has now deleted this tweet... but not before the whole world saw it. No apology, either. Just pretend it never happened. 011
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A distraught Chris Mason reacts to hearing Andy Burnham's speech which very well may scupper Nigel Farage's hopes of becoming Prime Minister. 030
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Son and Dad... It's a 'generation thing'! 🤣🤣🤣 000
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The longer it went on, the more Dave was convinced his mother was never coming back! 000
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There's no excuse for being a judgemental bitch. 030
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 25/09/2026❝If CNN, Politico MSNow etc are barred, does that mean that for once nobody is going to try and film us having sex?❞ 000
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 25/09/2026After pulling a hamstring at the age of 66, this is the resultant bruising. Not much fun when you live on your own and have no family close by. 000
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws! 010
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day 010
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 18/09/2026What about the First Amendment? 100
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hint: If you’re a racist genocidal war criminal wanted by the ICC and speak like a racist genocidal war criminal wanted by the ICC and act like a racist genocidal war criminal wanted by the ICC, then you’re probably Benjamin Netanyahu! 010
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What if the meatballs at IKEA are made from customers who never found the exit? 010
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 05/09/2026❝Which side is the toilet again, and which side for the dishes?❞ 000
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 04/09/2026When you realise that you're NOT going to trouser £500,000 from an American donor because it was actually a sting operation to see just how corrupt you are! 110
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 04/09/2026❝... and then his American father offered to transfer £500,000 to his British based son, who would then donate that money to the party; which was nice.❞ 010
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 04/09/2026❝Aren't foreign donors brilliant!❞ 010
Bob Singleton 🇫🇷🏴🇪🇺 @bobsingleton1959.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Call it what you want; you're still in The Epstein Files! 000