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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 10h
Bob is a daily webcomic! Archive can be found at bobrobotworm.com/welcome #bobcomic #comic #webcomic #comicstrip #handdrawn #robots #noai #funny
Panel 1: Queen Vlavoil (A robot shaped like the letter V, with shaggy hair, a vacuum hand, and angular, mesh-like legs), Harold (a small robot whose head is a horizontal cylinder atop a ball), and a Henchman (a stick figure with an inverted triangle for a head) are all riding abord a flying weapon shaped like a Henchman head, with weapons ports shaped like facial elements.
Vlavoil: We should invest in a Battle Platform.
Panel 2: Closeup of the three. The Henchman looks concerned.
Vlavoil: Something large, that cannot be shot down.
Panel 3: Even closer closeup. Vlavoil is purposefully not looking at the Henchman.
Henchman: For all of us, right?
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 19h
I... You are right and there is nothing I can do about it.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 19h
Way to go, humans! And soon the stars will be yours as well.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Panel 1: Title panel that reads “Bob by JDVM.” The letters of “Bob” are on a simple remote control. The rounds bits of “Bob” are stylized as dials that can be turned.
Panel 2: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) approaches a table with a remote control in his hand. Fred and Freida (A pair of stick figures) are working at the table. Freida is pouring from a flask into a beaker held by Fred.
Bob: This was in my room.
Panel 3: Freida turns to look. As she does, Fred’s beaker explodes in a chemical reaction towards his face with a “Fwoom!”
Freida: Oh, that’s very dangerous.
Panel 4: Closeup of the humans. Fred lies on the ground in a daze.
Freida: Where did you get it?
Panel 5: Closeup of Bob, his arms thrust wide.
Bob: It was just sitting there on the table.
Panel 6: Closeup of the humans. Freida is helping Fred stand up.
Freida: That’s an unconscious coupler, Bob. You should probably put it down.
Panel 7: Bob has set the control on the table and is blasting away from it with one rocket foot.
Bob: Oh no! …What does that mean?
Panel 8: A kitchen tableau showing a toaster on a countertop (with freshly toasted toast) and a refrigerator. 
Freida (off screen): They are supposed to be theoretical.
Panel 9: The same kitchen, but the refrigerator has grown a fierce, tooth-filled face, its cord a whip-like tail. The toaster is growling and using one of its new arms to threaten us with a piece of toast.
Freida (offscreen): But this can control regular machines as if they were robots.
Panel 10: Closeup of the humans, both standing at the table again.
Fred: But how did one end up in Bob’s room?
Panel 11: Freida turns to look at him.
Freida: I don’t like this.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bob is a daily webcomic! Archive can be found at bobrobotworm.com/welcome #bobcomic #comic #webcomic #comicstrip #handdrawn #robots #noai #funny
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bob is a daily webcomic! Archive can be found at bobrobotworm.com/welcome #bobcomic #comic #webcomic #comicstrip #handdrawn #robots #noai #funny
Panel 1 (and only): Queen Vlavoil (A robot shaped like the letter V, with shaggy hair, a vacuum hand, and angular, mesh-like legs) and Harold (a small robot whose head is a horizontal cylinder atop a ball) stand on a balcony overlooking a massive hanger. This hanger contains many floating battle platforms in the shape of Triangular faces as three ships in the background shaped like hands.
Vlavoil: Behold. The Fleet!
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bob is a daily webcomic! Archive can be found at bobrobotworm.com/welcome #bobcomic #comic #webcomic #comicstrip #handdrawn #robots #noai #funny
Panel 1: Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape) reacts with surprise to a Henchman (a stick figure with an inverted triangle for a head) who has approached him with a clipboard.
Henchman: Sir! The repairs you ordered are complete!
Panel 2: The panel pulls back to reveal a large cylindrical tank that has a massive drill attached to the front of it in the background. Crescent raises his arms in triumph.
Crescent: My Drill!
Panel 3: Closeup of Crescent as he takes the clipboard to sign.
Crescent: Everything’s coming up Banan-
Panel 4: Crescent deflates to his mistake.
Crescent: Crescent.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh wow. I'm impressed by it. Not many comedy acts poke fun at Simon.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As long as you don't call it "podium" and incur the wrath/ridicule of the sentient lectern that stalks these waters.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Panel 1: Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape) and Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped) stand in conversation. Crescent has his hands on his hips and has a smug expression. In the background, a Henchman (a stick figure with an inverted triangle for a head) is guiding a massive crate into the panel.
Crescent: Ha! The boss will be mad when he finds out you lost the prisoners.
Panel 2: A second Henchman has joined the first, who has brandished a crowbar. The crate is now firmly in panel. Crescent continues, but Solé is looking at the crate and doesn’t seem to be paying him any attention.
Crescent: And *after* you got blown up by The Worm?
Panel 3: The henchman with the crowbar opens the crate with a loud “Foomp!” revealing a strange device that looks like a giant pillbox. Solé is completely ignoring Crescent and is signing for the machine on a clipboard held by one of the Henchmen. Crescent has his arms folded and his eyes closed.
Crescent: You must feel silly.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It might be cliche. And it might be trite. And it might be a bit too saccharine. But for what its worth, I am proud of you. You've talked about your difficulties in the past, and despite that struggle, you are an inspiration for those who come after.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bob is a daily webcomic! Archive can be found at bobrobotworm.com/welcome #bobcomic #comic #webcomic #comicstrip #handdrawn #robots #noai #funny
Panel 1: Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape) and Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped) stand in conversation.
Crescent: Solé, what happened to the Henchmen we captured?
Panel 2: Long distance shot of a large battel fortress shaped like a hand.
Solé (offscreen): Well I took them out of the Palm of Deity to clean it.
Panel 3: Panel returns to the two robots. Crescent has his hands on his hips and looks angry.
Solé: And I set them aside…
Panel 4: Various Henchmen (stick figures with an inverted triangle for a head) lounging about. Some are conversing in pockets of two or three. Some have mugs of steaming liquid, and one is laying on a chaise.
Crescent (offscreen): You lost them in the other Henchmen, didn’t you?
Solé: I lost them in the other Henchmen.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Humans are tiring sometimes. This is good advice for making humans, as a whole, better.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bob is a daily webcomic! Archive can be found at bobrobotworm.com/welcome #bobcomic #comic #webcomic #comicstrip #handdrawn #robots #noai #funny
Panel 1: General Alpha (A robot shaped like the letter A, dressed in militaristic garb), suspended by the shoulders by a pair of whirling propellered drones travels forward while Queen Vlavoil (A robot shaped like the letter V, with shaggy hair, a vacuum hand, and angular, mesh-like legs) walks in front of him.
Vlavoil: Darling, I would like to lead The Fleet.
Panel 2: Closeup of Alpha. He is looking at the audience. 
Alpha: Are you sure that this is wise?
Panel 3: Closeup of Vlavoil. She looks back at her husband.
Vlavoil: Well… Somebody needs to lead it.
Panel 4: Extreme closeup of Alpha’s head.
Alpha: …But I was saving it for later.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's like tiny, little candles!
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bob is a daily webcomic! Archive can be found at bobrobotworm.com/welcome #bobcomic #comic #webcomic #comicstrip #handdrawn #robots #noai #funny
Panel 1: Queen Vlavoil (A robot shaped like the letter V, with shaggy hair, a vacuum hand, and angular, mesh-like legs) stands with a suitcase in her hand in front of General Alpha (A robot shaped like the letter A, dressed in militaristic garb) who sits upon his throne.
Vlavoil: Darling, didn’t you have an army?
Alpha: Yes, but Robert killed it all.
Panel 2: Alpha looks awkwardly at the reader.
Vlavoil: I thought for sure you would rebuild it. Especially with the help from Keymaster.
Alpha: Yes, well… Um…
Panel 3: We see a room with many battle stations in the form of large triangular heads suspended from the ceiling. On the floor stands many Henchmen (stick figures with an inverted triangle for a head).
Alpha (offscreen): I may have done just that.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My condolences. At least we get a great podcast out of it?
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Panel 1: Title page closeup of a comically large bomb. On it’s surface is a digital readout that reads Bob.
Panel 2: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped) crash into the ground after falling from a great height.
Panel 3: Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) walks into traffic with his face in a map. The cars honk at him.
Panel 4: Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape) oversees some Henchmen (stick figures with an inverted triangle for a head) who are pounding stakes into the ground.
Panel 5: Bob fires his weapon at Solé who twirls a rocket launcher around to block the projectiles.
Panel 6: Sam approaches a poorly buried bomb beneath a tree.
Panel 7: Solé swings his rocket launcher up and behind him in the direction of Bob, who is choking him out.
Panel 8: Sam reaches into a trashcan from a safe distance and pulls a bomb out of it.
Panel 9: Diagonal shot of Solé and Bob as they fire their weapons at each other.
Panel 10: Crescent takes a little nap on the ground while the Henchmen continue working.
Panel 11: Solé bonks Bob on the top of his helmet with his rocket launcher.
Panel 12: Sam bursts through the wall of an office where three stick figure humans sit around a table that has a bomb under it. The bomb’s timer reads 0:10.
Panel 13: Sam waves at the humans and extends his arm to grab the bomb. The bomb reads 0:08.
Panel 14: Sam runs with the bomb in his hands. It reads 0:05
Panel 15: Sam holds the bomb high over his head as he runs towards a window. We cannot see the bomb’s timer.
Panel 16: Sam tosses the bomb out the window to the battle far below. Solé is firing rockets at Bob who is dodging the explosions as best he can. The bomb reads 0:02.
Panel 17: Solé catches the bomb with a look of shock and fear on his face. It reads 0:00.
Panel 18: The entirety of the panel is taken up by a giant explosion.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Panel 1: Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) holds a round, marble-like object in his hand.
Sam: What is this?
Panel 2: He begins to unfurl the object.
Sam: Oh hey… It opens.
Panel 3: Extreme closeup of Sam’s face. His eyes go wide.
Sam: A map?!
Panel 4: Extreme closeup of a map that shows a city grid with a park. There are various Xs all over the map. At the top it reads (with different lettering for each word) Solé’s Totally COOL bomb Placement!
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You did it! I'm so proud of you!
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Panel 1: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) clings to Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped) as they fall through the air. A rocket launcher is also falling below them.
Bob: Who is Star?!
Panel 2: Solé rotates them around so that Bob will hit the ground first.
Solé: The World’s Greatest Boss!
Panel 3: They continue falling.
Bob: What is he planning?!
Panel 4: Bob flips them around again so that Solé will hit first.
Solé: Something big! Something cool!
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How did I miss this! Definitely putting it into rotation.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Panel 1: Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) stands next to some trashcans. He lifts the lid of one and looks inside.
Sam: Nope.
Panel 2: He tosses the lid behind him and grabs the lid of the next one by extending his arm.
Sam: Nope.
Panel 3: Extreme closeup of a small round object. It is held in the hand of another robot, who flicks it forward.
Panel 4: The round, marble-like object hits Sam in the back of the head. He reacts in surprise.
Sam: Ow!
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you are not worth their time (typing their own emails) then why should their con be worth yours? I do not understand when humans miss this logic while cutting their corners.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Panel 1: Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped) is holding a rocket launcher. He fires a rocket and uses the momentum to propel himself up and away from the rooftop where Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) still stands.
Solé: You’ll never stop me!
Panel 2: Solé is further away as Bob catches the rocket, turning with the motion of it.
Bob: I don’t need to.
Panel 3: Solé is even further away as Bob continues his turn, all the way around, and hurls the rocket back at Solé, who looks terrified.
Bob: I just need to distract you so Sam can go look for those bombs.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jelly... ...fish
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Panel 1: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) stand with weapons in hand.
Bob: You look for the bombs. I’ll stop the bad guy.
Panel 2: Bob places his hand to his mouth to call upwards.
Bob: Hey, Sun Guy! I bet you can’t tell me who Star is!
Panel 3: Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped) stands on a rooftop with a rocket launcher in his hands. He looks up joyfully, ignoring the battle below him. Bob’s arm extends into frame and taps him on the shoulder.
Solé: Ha! Star is the coolest Robot Overlord!
Panel 4: Solé turns around to see Bob (who is waving) on the rooftop behind him.
Solé: Crap.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hope that your hallucinations are pleasant and that you return to us renewed.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chain of Memories is a great game that deserves more love than it usually gets, but this feels like a "so I tried bread for the first time today" but for gaming post. GBA version or the upgraded one?
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Panel 1: Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) stands next to some trashcans. He lifts the lid of one and looks inside.
Sam: Nope.
Panel 2: He tosses the lid behind him and grabs the lid of the next one by extending his arm.
Sam: Nope.
Panel 3: Extreme closeup of a small round object. It is held in the hand of another robot, who flicks it forward.
Panel 4: The round, marble-like object hits Sam in the back of the head. He reacts in surprise.
Sam: Ow!
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Panel 1: Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped and is glowing) stands on a building, looking down with a rocket launcher in his hands. He is firing a rocket from it.
Solé: You guys can’t even come out of hiding!
Panel 2: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) stand behind a barricade with weapons drawn. The other side of the barricade is obscured due to explosions.
Solé (offscreen): How can you expect to beat me?!
Panel 3: On the roof, Solé is reloading his weapon.
Solé: You’ll never find all the bombs hidden in the city!
Panel 4: Closeup of Bob and Sam looking surprised at this new information.
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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
art is about showing the world your soul, and sometimes you show other people their own soul by accident when they look at it
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The work is a window. It is also a mirror.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Panel 1: This title panel shows a large black X with a white panel in front of it which reads PowerBlorbo! This leaves six empty spaces within the logo that are filled in as follows, beginning with the bottom and moving clockwise around the logo: White, Green, Yellow, Red, Violet, Blue.
Panel 2: Three stick figure humans are running and screaming with ice cream cones upside down on their heads.
Panel 3: Red and Blue amorphous blobs stand addressing a group of Yellow, Green, and Violet Blobs. Red is holding a sword. They all have black visors in various shapes.
BlorboRed: Blue and I will rescue the civilians! You three take out Ice Fiend.
Panel 4: A large violet mechanical butterfly.
Voice: Purpillon!
Panel 5: A large yellow mechanical lion.
Voice: Saffrion!
Panel 6: A large green mechanical turtle/tank thing.
Voice: Verdant Defender!
Panel 7: A massive monster towers over evergreen trees. It is a giant Ice cream cone with two smaller ice cream cones atop its head. Its legs are made of forks and its arms end in ice cream scoops.
Ice Fiend: Nyaaah!
Panel 8: Closeup of the monster’s cone. The lion is taking a bite out of it.
Panel 9: The tank rises on a piston to shield Red. Blue, and civilians from massive ice cream scoops that have been hurled through the air.
Panel 10: The monster explodes behind the trees as the turtle/tank, butterfly, and lion run/fly away.
Ice Fiend (from within the explosion, with its dying breath): That wasn’t very ICE!
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@shadowtodd.bsky.social The Amazing Devil's Wild Blue Yonder stops on the word "halt." I don't know if that counts. open.spotify.com/track/5xeUo7...
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Wild Blue Yonder
The Amazing Devil · The Horror and the Wild · Song · 2020
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He's cool, but he isn't the coolest robot worm I can think of.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bob is a daily webcomic! Archive can be found at bobrobotworm.com/welcome #bobcomic #comic #webcomic #comicstrip #handdrawn #robots #noai
Panel 1: Burglar (a stick figure with a burglar's eye mask, holding a sack) stands in the background with a cardboard box held over her head. Dr. Smith (a stick figure holding a clipboard) is in the foreground looking at a clipboard.
Burglar (thinking): The final boss… With his stupid mustache…
Panel 2: Smith is walking off screen, seemingly oblivious of the cardboard box that is scooting across the ground behind him.
Burglar (thinking from inside a box): Why couldn’t Smith pay for proper air ducts?
Panel 3: The box continues to scoot across the ground towards a door labeled Bob’s Room.
Burglar (thinking from inside a box): This would be way easier with proper air ducts.
Panel 4: Burglar is standing before a table pulling a strange mechanical device from her sack.
Burglar (thinking): Stupid mustache.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Ha! You aren't supposed to do that! ...now what."
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of the worst feelings in Chess is "I am good enough to know that this player has no idea what they are doing, but I am not good enough to capitalize on it."
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Panel 1: Fred and Freida (stick figure humans) stand at a table in the foreground doing science. In the background is a large crate in the middle of the frame. Burglar (a stick figure with a burglar's eye mask, holding a sack) leaps from offscreen towards the crate.
Fred: I’m worried about the “distraction” that wrestler robot mentioned.
Panel 2: Burglar peeks her head up from behind the crate to make sure the other two aren’t looking.
Freida: Do we know who or what “Star” is?
Fred: Is that one of Alpha’s?
Panel 3: Burglar leaps from behind the crate and out of frame. The other two don’t’ seem to notice.
Freida: At this point I’ve lost track.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Panel 1: Burglar (a stick figure with a burglar's eye mask, holding a sack) creeps up behind a sleeping Arf (a shaggy mop of a dog).
Burglar: Unfortunately, Arf *can* tells humans apart.
Panel 2: Burglar freezes as Arf wakes and perks up.
Panel 3: Arf has turned and is rushing towards Burglar
Panel 4: Burglar looks down in relief as Arf begins to nuzzle her leg.
Burglar: phew
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"The things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born." -Scatman John www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX2i...
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Scatman John - I'm a Scatman (Slowed 400%) (Original)
Tried something a little new. These are the sounds of god. Like and subscribe for more content almost every week! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/txcket/​​​​​ Contact:…
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Panel 1: Burglar (a stick figure with a burglar's eye mask, holding a sack) is creeping somewhere she shouldn’t be and stops in surprise.
Voice (offscreen): What are you doing?
Panel 2: She turns to see Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) behind her.
Burglar: Oh, you know… Just Freida things.
Panel 3: Closeup of Bob and Sam’s faces as they pause. Sam is squinting at her.
Panel 4: Burglar sweats in relief.
Bob: Okay, cool!
Sam: Have fun, Freida!
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Bob comic is also available in short, vertical video form in the normal places short vertical videos can be found. Completely voiced by humans (as all fine vertical videos should be.) www.youtube.com/channel/UCy_... www.tiktok.com/@bobrobotworm www.instagram.com/bobrobotworm/
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Panel 1: Extreme closeup of a comically large bomb with a timer. The timer reads 3:47.
Human 1: So Blue #17 got the ball.
Human 3: Ugh. I hate 17.
Human 2: Everybody. Hates 17.
Panel 2: The panel pulls back to show that the bomb in under a table. The bomb reads 3:32
Human 1: So 17 was trying to get to the thing when the goat came out.
Human 3: The GOAT?!
Human 1: No. *A* goat. An actual goat came out onto the field.
Panel 3: The panel pulls back farther to show three humans sitting at the table. The bomb reads 3:18.
Human 1: It bit #17 in the neck and deflated the ball before chucking it at Red #4.
Human 2: And it bounced off 4’s face and into the goal for the win.
Panel 4: The panel pulls back even farther to show the whole room, including a water cooler.
Human 3: You’re kidding?!
Human 1: Not at all.
Human 2: Red Team is trying to sign the goat.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think it increases the sexiness of tractors by 60%
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Panel 1: Two stick figure humans sit at a table. A third stands at a water cooler filling up their cup. Beneath the table is a comically large bomb with a timer that reads 5:00. 
Human 3: I missed the Sportsball. What happened?
Human 1: So, Red Team had the ball.
Human 3: Which player?
Human 2: Number 4
Panel 2: The panel closes in on the table. The third human has arrived to take his seat. The bomb reads 4:45.
Human 1: So anyway, Red #4 had the ball, right?
Human 3: Oh wow!
Human 2: Yeah, but Blue #42 and 17 were right there.
Panel 3: The panel closes in even further on the table. We cannot see the humans now. The bomb reads 4:20.
Human 2: He was about to go up and over on them.
Human 1: But he missed the swerve and flopped it.
Panel 4: Closeup of just the bomb. It now reads 4:00
Human 3: He flopped it!?
Human 1: He. Flopped. It.
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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Panel 1: Title panel that reads “Bob by: JDVM.” The letters in “Bob” are as fancy as the artist was capable of making them and are on canvases upon easels.
Panel 2: In this panel are the Eiffel Tower (I swear its resemblance to the letter A was not intended) and a large painting that depicts people lounging on an island on a day that may or may not be Sunday.
Vlavoil (offscreen): Look at what the humans make.
Panel 3: Relief sculpture of stick figure humans, while a stick figure angel flies overhead. One of the figures appears to be a king as others kneel around him and a censored woman places a crown upon his head. Is the artist copping out on the stick figures or to be commended on his (poor) effort on the horse? The world may never know. Either way, the whole relief is familiar and has the vibes of Triumph. 
Vlavoil (offscreen): This grand majesty of Art and Achievement.
Panel 4: Extreme closeup of robot hands snapping a paintbrush in half.
Vlavoil (offscreen): And yet I cannot.
Panel 5: Various pieces of art including a large stick figure statue holding a torch and evoking the essence of Liberty, a portrait of a stick figure woman that seems to be looking at you, and a piece of sheet music that reads “Sunday” at the top of it.
Vlavoil (offscreen): No matter how I try I cannot *make* something.
Panel 6: The same art pieces from the previous panel, but the sheet music has been slashed in half and the painting and statue have large Xs obscuring the faces and other details.
Vlavoil: I can only copy what they do.
Panel 7: A canvas on an easel that depicts a very poorly drawn capital letter A.
Vlavoil (offscreen): And it is inferior.
Panel 8: Closeup of Vlavoil’s face looking down (both literally and emotionally)
Vlavoil (offscreen): I am trapped, longing for what they have.
Panel 9: Alpha sits upon his throne while Queen Vlavoil (A robot shaped like the letter V, with shaggy hair, a vacuum hand, and angular, mesh-like legs) stands nearby at an easel, arm at her side with a broken paintbrush.
Alpha: I do not understand this obsession of yours.
Vlavoil: And yet I still love you.
Alpha: Darling, you do not even know what that means.
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