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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 10h

I'm here to watch Ultraman Teo and eat donuts, but I can't do gluten.

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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 19h

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Panel 1: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) stand in front of a table talking with Dr. Smith (a stick figure holding a clipboard). At the table, Fred and Freida (also stick figures) are working with science equipment.
Dr. Smith: “Queen” Vlavoil is Alpha’s wife.
Panel 2: Both robots raise their hands.
Sam: I don’t know what that means.
Panel 3: The robots lower their hands.
Dr: Smith: That is fine. Neither do they.
Panel 4: In the background, Freida lowers her equipment.
Freida: Neither do most humans!

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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Panel 1: Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) stands at a rooftop ledge looking through a stationary telescope.
Sam: Each one has a Henchman piloting it.
Panel 2: Queen Vlavoil (A robot shaped like the letter V, with shaggy hair, a vacuum hand, and angular, mesh-like legs) and a Henchman (a stick figure with an inverted triangle for a head) are riding abord a flying weapon shaped like a Henchman head, with weapons ports shaped like facial elements. There are other such weapons floating behind it, each with a Henchman pilot.
Sam (offscreen): There’s something else too…
Panel 3: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) stands at another telescope looking out at the city.
Bob: There is a giant “V” on one of them.
Panel 4: We pull back to show Bob and Sam at the edge of the rooftop. Fred and Freida (A pair of stick figures) stand behind them, reacting with surprise.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

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Panel 1: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) stand with their backs to the viewer at the foot of a staircase that Fred and Freida (A pair of stick figures) stand atop. There is a door at the top of the stairs.
Fred: We’ve been working on a viewing platform.
Panel 2: We see the other side of the door, opened by Fred. It is a rooftop area with two viewing telescopes set up on the edge of the roof.
Fred: It should help us see attacks from the roof.
Panel 3: Freida and Sam stand at the telescopes while Bob and Fred stand of to the side.
Sam: Oh my.
Panel 4: We see a cityscape filled with scrapers. Floating towards it are many large, floating, triangular heads. From previous comics, we know that these are General Alpha’s weaponized fleet.
Freida (offscreen): That is *a lot* of triangles.

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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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Panel 1: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) stand with their backs to the viewer in front of a table that Fred and Freida (A pair of stick figures) stand behind. In the background is a door with an alarm light over it.
Fred: We don’t know anything about this “Star.”
Panel 2: Fred continues.
Fred: But he’s likely a Robot Overlord.
Panel 3: Freida gestures emphatically and we see the light above the door flashing.
Freida: We don’t know how many Alpha built after—
Panel 4: Everyone reacts with surprise as the door slams open revealing Dr. Smith (another stick figure).
Dr. Smith: Work to do! The robot attack alarm is going off.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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Panel 1: Queen Vlavoil (A robot shaped like the letter V, with shaggy hair, a vacuum hand, and angular, mesh-like legs), Harold (a small robot whose head is a horizontal cylinder atop a ball), and a Henchman (a stick figure with an inverted triangle for a head) are all riding abord a flying weapon shaped like a Henchman head, with weapons ports shaped like facial elements.
Vlavoil: We should invest in a Battle Platform.
Panel 2: Closeup of the three. The Henchman looks concerned.
Vlavoil: Something large, that cannot be shot down.
Panel 3: Even closer closeup. Vlavoil is purposefully not looking at the Henchman.
Henchman: For all of us, right?

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

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Panel 1: Title panel that reads “Bob by JDVM.” The letters of “Bob” are on a simple remote control. The rounds bits of “Bob” are stylized as dials that can be turned.
Panel 2: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) approaches a table with a remote control in his hand. Fred and Freida (A pair of stick figures) are working at the table. Freida is pouring from a flask into a beaker held by Fred.
Bob: This was in my room.
Panel 3: Freida turns to look. As she does, Fred’s beaker explodes in a chemical reaction towards his face with a “Fwoom!”
Freida: Oh, that’s very dangerous.

Panel 4: Closeup of the humans. Fred lies on the ground in a daze.
Freida: Where did you get it?
Panel 5: Closeup of Bob, his arms thrust wide.
Bob: It was just sitting there on the table.
Panel 6: Closeup of the humans. Freida is helping Fred stand up.
Freida: That’s an unconscious coupler, Bob. You should probably put it down.
Panel 7: Bob has set the control on the table and is blasting away from it with one rocket foot.
Bob: Oh no! …What does that mean?

Panel 8: A kitchen tableau showing a toaster on a countertop (with freshly toasted toast) and a refrigerator.
Freida (off screen): They are supposed to be theoretical.
Panel 9: The same kitchen, but the refrigerator has grown a fierce, tooth-filled face, its cord a whip-like tail. The toaster is growling and using one of its new arms to threaten us with a piece of toast.
Freida (offscreen): But this can control regular machines as if they were robots.
Panel 10: Closeup of the humans, both standing at the table again.
Fred: But how did one end up in Bob’s room?
Panel 11: Freida turns to look at him.
Freida: I don’t like this.

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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

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Panel 1 (and only): Queen Vlavoil (A robot shaped like the letter V, with shaggy hair, a vacuum hand, and angular, mesh-like legs) and Harold (a small robot whose head is a horizontal cylinder atop a ball) stand on a balcony overlooking a massive hanger. This hanger contains many floating battle platforms in the shape of Triangular faces as three ships in the background shaped like hands.
Vlavoil: Behold. The Fleet!

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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Panel 1: Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape) reacts with surprise to a Henchman (a stick figure with an inverted triangle for a head) who has approached him with a clipboard.
Henchman: Sir! The repairs you ordered are complete!
Panel 2: The panel pulls back to reveal a large cylindrical tank that has a massive drill attached to the front of it in the background. Crescent raises his arms in triumph.
Crescent: My Drill!
Panel 3: Closeup of Crescent as he takes the clipboard to sign.
Crescent: Everything’s coming up Banan-
Panel 4: Crescent deflates to his mistake.
Crescent: Crescent.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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Panel 1: Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape) and Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped) stand in conversation. Crescent has his hands on his hips and has a smug expression. In the background, a Henchman (a stick figure with an inverted triangle for a head) is guiding a massive crate into the panel.
Crescent: Ha! The boss will be mad when he finds out you lost the prisoners.
Panel 2: A second Henchman has joined the first, who has brandished a crowbar. The crate is now firmly in panel. Crescent continues, but Solé is looking at the crate and doesn’t seem to be paying him any attention.
Crescent: And *after* you got blown up by The Worm?
Panel 3: The henchman with the crowbar opens the crate with a loud “Foomp!” revealing a strange device that looks like a giant pillbox. Solé is completely ignoring Crescent and is signing for the machine on a clipboard held by one of the Henchmen. Crescent has his arms folded and his eyes closed.
Crescent: You must feel silly.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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Panel 1: Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape) and Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped) stand in conversation.
Crescent: Solé, what happened to the Henchmen we captured?
Panel 2: Long distance shot of a large battel fortress shaped like a hand.
Solé (offscreen): Well I took them out of the Palm of Deity to clean it.
Panel 3: Panel returns to the two robots. Crescent has his hands on his hips and looks angry.
Solé: And I set them aside…
Panel 4: Various Henchmen (stick figures with an inverted triangle for a head) lounging about. Some are conversing in pockets of two or three. Some have mugs of steaming liquid, and one is laying on a chaise.
Crescent (offscreen): You lost them in the other Henchmen, didn’t you?
Solé: I lost them in the other Henchmen.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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Panel 1: General Alpha (A robot shaped like the letter A, dressed in militaristic garb), suspended by the shoulders by a pair of whirling propellered drones travels forward while Queen Vlavoil (A robot shaped like the letter V, with shaggy hair, a vacuum hand, and angular, mesh-like legs) walks in front of him.
Vlavoil: Darling, I would like to lead The Fleet.
Panel 2: Closeup of Alpha. He is looking at the audience.
Alpha: Are you sure that this is wise?
Panel 3: Closeup of Vlavoil. She looks back at her husband.
Vlavoil: Well… Somebody needs to lead it.
Panel 4: Extreme closeup of Alpha’s head.
Alpha: …But I was saving it for later.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Panel 1: Queen Vlavoil (A robot shaped like the letter V, with shaggy hair, a vacuum hand, and angular, mesh-like legs) stands with a suitcase in her hand in front of General Alpha (A robot shaped like the letter A, dressed in militaristic garb) who sits upon his throne.
Vlavoil: Darling, didn’t you have an army?
Alpha: Yes, but Robert killed it all.
Panel 2: Alpha looks awkwardly at the reader.
Vlavoil: I thought for sure you would rebuild it. Especially with the help from Keymaster.
Alpha: Yes, well… Um…
Panel 3: We see a room with many battle stations in the form of large triangular heads suspended from the ceiling. On the floor stands many Henchmen (stick figures with an inverted triangle for a head).
Alpha (offscreen): I may have done just that.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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Panel 1: Title page closeup of a comically large bomb. On it’s surface is a digital readout that reads Bob.
Panel 2: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped) crash into the ground after falling from a great height.
Panel 3: Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) walks into traffic with his face in a map. The cars honk at him.
Panel 4: Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape) oversees some Henchmen (stick figures with an inverted triangle for a head) who are pounding stakes into the ground.
Panel 5: Bob fires his weapon at Solé who twirls a rocket launcher around to block the projectiles.
Panel 6: Sam approaches a poorly buried bomb beneath a tree.

Panel 7: Solé swings his rocket launcher up and behind him in the direction of Bob, who is choking him out.
Panel 8: Sam reaches into a trashcan from a safe distance and pulls a bomb out of it.
Panel 9: Diagonal shot of Solé and Bob as they fire their weapons at each other.
Panel 10: Crescent takes a little nap on the ground while the Henchmen continue working.
Panel 11: Solé bonks Bob on the top of his helmet with his rocket launcher.
Panel 12: Sam bursts through the wall of an office where three stick figure humans sit around a table that has a bomb under it. The bomb’s timer reads 0:10.

Panel 13: Sam waves at the humans and extends his arm to grab the bomb. The bomb reads 0:08.
Panel 14: Sam runs with the bomb in his hands. It reads 0:05
Panel 15: Sam holds the bomb high over his head as he runs towards a window. We cannot see the bomb’s timer.
Panel 16: Sam tosses the bomb out the window to the battle far below. Solé is firing rockets at Bob who is dodging the explosions as best he can. The bomb reads 0:02.
Panel 17: Solé catches the bomb with a look of shock and fear on his face. It reads 0:00.
Panel 18: The entirety of the panel is taken up by a giant explosion.

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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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Panel 1: Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) holds a round, marble-like object in his hand.
Sam: What is this?
Panel 2: He begins to unfurl the object.
Sam: Oh hey… It opens.
Panel 3: Extreme closeup of Sam’s face. His eyes go wide.
Sam: A map?!
Panel 4: Extreme closeup of a map that shows a city grid with a park. There are various Xs all over the map. At the top it reads (with different lettering for each word) Solé’s Totally COOL bomb Placement!

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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Panel 1: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) clings to Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped) as they fall through the air. A rocket launcher is also falling below them.
Bob: Who is Star?!
Panel 2: Solé rotates them around so that Bob will hit the ground first.
Solé: The World’s Greatest Boss!
Panel 3: They continue falling.
Bob: What is he planning?!
Panel 4: Bob flips them around again so that Solé will hit first.
Solé: Something big! Something cool!

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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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Panel 1: Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) stands next to some trashcans. He lifts the lid of one and looks inside.
Sam: Nope.
Panel 2: He tosses the lid behind him and grabs the lid of the next one by extending his arm.
Sam: Nope.
Panel 3: Extreme closeup of a small round object. It is held in the hand of another robot, who flicks it forward.
Panel 4: The round, marble-like object hits Sam in the back of the head. He reacts in surprise.
Sam: Ow!

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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Panel 1: Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped) is holding a rocket launcher. He fires a rocket and uses the momentum to propel himself up and away from the rooftop where Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) still stands.
Solé: You’ll never stop me!
Panel 2: Solé is further away as Bob catches the rocket, turning with the motion of it.
Bob: I don’t need to.
Panel 3: Solé is even further away as Bob continues his turn, all the way around, and hurls the rocket back at Solé, who looks terrified.
Bob: I just need to distract you so Sam can go look for those bombs.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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Panel 1: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) stand with weapons in hand.
Bob: You look for the bombs. I’ll stop the bad guy.
Panel 2: Bob places his hand to his mouth to call upwards.
Bob: Hey, Sun Guy! I bet you can’t tell me who Star is!
Panel 3: Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped) stands on a rooftop with a rocket launcher in his hands. He looks up joyfully, ignoring the battle below him. Bob’s arm extends into frame and taps him on the shoulder.
Solé: Ha! Star is the coolest Robot Overlord!
Panel 4: Solé turns around to see Bob (who is waving) on the rooftop behind him.
Solé: Crap.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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Panel 1: Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) stands next to some trashcans. He lifts the lid of one and looks inside.
Sam: Nope.
Panel 2: He tosses the lid behind him and grabs the lid of the next one by extending his arm.
Sam: Nope.
Panel 3: Extreme closeup of a small round object. It is held in the hand of another robot, who flicks it forward.
Panel 4: The round, marble-like object hits Sam in the back of the head. He reacts in surprise.
Sam: Ow!

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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Panel 1: Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped and is glowing) stands on a building, looking down with a rocket launcher in his hands. He is firing a rocket from it.
Solé: You guys can’t even come out of hiding!
Panel 2: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) stand behind a barricade with weapons drawn. The other side of the barricade is obscured due to explosions.
Solé (offscreen): How can you expect to beat me?!
Panel 3: On the roof, Solé is reloading his weapon.
Solé: You’ll never find all the bombs hidden in the city!
Panel 4: Closeup of Bob and Sam looking surprised at this new information.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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Panel 4: A large violet mechanical butterfly.
Voice: Purpillon!
Panel 5: A large yellow mechanical lion.
Voice: Saffrion!
Panel 6: A large green mechanical turtle/tank thing.
Voice: Verdant Defender!

Panel 7: A massive monster towers over evergreen trees. It is a giant Ice cream cone with two smaller ice cream cones atop its head. Its legs are made of forks and its arms end in ice cream scoops.
Ice Fiend: Nyaaah!
Panel 8: Closeup of the monster’s cone. The lion is taking a bite out of it.
Panel 9: The tank rises on a piston to shield Red. Blue, and civilians from massive ice cream scoops that have been hurled through the air.
Panel 10: The monster explodes behind the trees as the turtle/tank, butterfly, and lion run/fly away.
Ice Fiend (from within the explosion, with its dying breath): That wasn’t very ICE!

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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

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Panel 1: Burglar (a stick figure with a burglar's eye mask, holding a sack) stands in the background with a cardboard box held over her head. Dr. Smith (a stick figure holding a clipboard) is in the foreground looking at a clipboard.
Burglar (thinking): The final boss… With his stupid mustache…
Panel 2: Smith is walking off screen, seemingly oblivious of the cardboard box that is scooting across the ground behind him.
Burglar (thinking from inside a box): Why couldn’t Smith pay for proper air ducts?
Panel 3: The box continues to scoot across the ground towards a door labeled Bob’s Room.
Burglar (thinking from inside a box): This would be way easier with proper air ducts.
Panel 4: Burglar is standing before a table pulling a strange mechanical device from her sack.
Burglar (thinking): Stupid mustache.

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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

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Panel 1: Fred and Freida (stick figure humans) stand at a table in the foreground doing science. In the background is a large crate in the middle of the frame. Burglar (a stick figure with a burglar's eye mask, holding a sack) leaps from offscreen towards the crate.
Fred: I’m worried about the “distraction” that wrestler robot mentioned.
Panel 2: Burglar peeks her head up from behind the crate to make sure the other two aren’t looking.
Freida: Do we know who or what “Star” is?
Fred: Is that one of Alpha’s?
Panel 3: Burglar leaps from behind the crate and out of frame. The other two don’t’ seem to notice.
Freida: At this point I’ve lost track.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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Panel 1: Burglar (a stick figure with a burglar's eye mask, holding a sack) creeps up behind a sleeping Arf (a shaggy mop of a dog).
Burglar: Unfortunately, Arf *can* tells humans apart.
Panel 2: Burglar freezes as Arf wakes and perks up.
Panel 3: Arf has turned and is rushing towards Burglar
Panel 4: Burglar looks down in relief as Arf begins to nuzzle her leg.
Burglar: phew

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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Panel 1: Burglar (a stick figure with a burglar's eye mask, holding a sack) is creeping somewhere she shouldn’t be and stops in surprise.
Voice (offscreen): What are you doing?
Panel 2: She turns to see Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) behind her.
Burglar: Oh, you know… Just Freida things.
Panel 3: Closeup of Bob and Sam’s faces as they pause. Sam is squinting at her.
Panel 4: Burglar sweats in relief.
Bob: Okay, cool!
Sam: Have fun, Freida!

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Panel 1: Extreme closeup of a comically large bomb with a timer. The timer reads 3:47.
Human 1: So Blue #17 got the ball.
Human 3: Ugh. I hate 17.
Human 2: Everybody. Hates 17.
Panel 2: The panel pulls back to show that the bomb in under a table. The bomb reads 3:32
Human 1: So 17 was trying to get to the thing when the goat came out.
Human 3: The GOAT?!
Human 1: No. *A* goat. An actual goat came out onto the field.
Panel 3: The panel pulls back farther to show three humans sitting at the table. The bomb reads 3:18.
Human 1: It bit #17 in the neck and deflated the ball before chucking it at Red #4.
Human 2: And it bounced off 4’s face and into the goal for the win.
Panel 4: The panel pulls back even farther to show the whole room, including a water cooler.
Human 3: You’re kidding?!
Human 1: Not at all.
Human 2: Red Team is trying to sign the goat.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

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Panel 1: Two stick figure humans sit at a table. A third stands at a water cooler filling up their cup. Beneath the table is a comically large bomb with a timer that reads 5:00.
Human 3: I missed the Sportsball. What happened?
Human 1: So, Red Team had the ball.
Human 3: Which player?
Human 2: Number 4
Panel 2: The panel closes in on the table. The third human has arrived to take his seat. The bomb reads 4:45.
Human 1: So anyway, Red #4 had the ball, right?
Human 3: Oh wow!
Human 2: Yeah, but Blue #42 and 17 were right there.
Panel 3: The panel closes in even further on the table. We cannot see the humans now. The bomb reads 4:20.
Human 2: He was about to go up and over on them.
Human 1: But he missed the swerve and flopped it.
Panel 4: Closeup of just the bomb. It now reads 4:00
Human 3: He flopped it!?
Human 1: He. Flopped. It.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

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Panel 1: Title panel that reads “Bob by: JDVM.” The letters in “Bob” are as fancy as the artist was capable of making them and are on canvases upon easels.
Panel 2: In this panel are the Eiffel Tower (I swear its resemblance to the letter A was not intended) and a large painting that depicts people lounging on an island on a day that may or may not be Sunday.
Vlavoil (offscreen): Look at what the humans make.
Panel 3: Relief sculpture of stick figure humans, while a stick figure angel flies overhead. One of the figures appears to be a king as others kneel around him and a censored woman places a crown upon his head. Is the artist copping out on the stick figures or to be commended on his (poor) effort on the horse? The world may never know. Either way, the whole relief is familiar and has the vibes of Triumph.
Vlavoil (offscreen): This grand majesty of Art and Achievement.

Panel 4: Extreme closeup of robot hands snapping a paintbrush in half.
Vlavoil (offscreen): And yet I cannot.
Panel 5: Various pieces of art including a large stick figure statue holding a torch and evoking the essence of Liberty, a portrait of a stick figure woman that seems to be looking at you, and a piece of sheet music that reads “Sunday” at the top of it.
Vlavoil (offscreen): No matter how I try I cannot *make* something.
Panel 6: The same art pieces from the previous panel, but the sheet music has been slashed in half and the painting and statue have large Xs obscuring the faces and other details.
Vlavoil: I can only copy what they do.

Panel 7: A canvas on an easel that depicts a very poorly drawn capital letter A.
Vlavoil (offscreen): And it is inferior.
Panel 8: Closeup of Vlavoil’s face looking down (both literally and emotionally)
Vlavoil (offscreen): I am trapped, longing for what they have.
Panel 9: Alpha sits upon his throne while Queen Vlavoil (A robot shaped like the letter V, with shaggy hair, a vacuum hand, and angular, mesh-like legs) stands nearby at an easel, arm at her side with a broken paintbrush.
Alpha: I do not understand this obsession of yours.
Vlavoil: And yet I still love you.
Alpha: Darling, you do not even know what that means.

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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

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Panel 1: In the background, atop a building, stands Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped, with a bright, glowing aura about him). He has a rocket launcher in his hands. In the foreground, Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) take refuge behind a barrier of some sorts from explosions going on all around them.
Panel 2: Closeup of Solé.
Solé: Wit till you see what I have in store for you!
Panel 3: Closeup of Bab and Sam as the look up, weapons drawn.
Sam: Is it an eclipse pun?
Panel 4: Closeup of Solé as he screams in frustration and fires another rocket.
Solé: Ahhhhhhhh!!!

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

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Panel 1: Closeup of Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) Sam is wearing sunglasses and Bob is reaching behind for his own weapon.
Sam: Are we supposed to have trouble with this guy?
Panel 2: Bob now has his weapon and both look determined.
Bob: I… I don’t think so.
Panel 3: Closeup of Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped, with a bright, glowing aura about him). He stands atop a building with his hands on his hips as he looks down at them with a frown.
Panel 4: Solé has produced a rocket launcher and points it down at Bob and Sam.
Solé: Eat Bazooka!

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It is a measure of how deep I am in the Tokusatsu rabbit hole that this crosses my feed and all I can think of is Sun Vulcan.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

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Panel 1: Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped, with a bright glow about him) stands atop a building, between two spotlights that are shining on him. He is looking down at Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin)
Solé: Look upon my brilliance and suffer!
Panel 2: Closeup of Solé from the front. He erupts and begins to emanate a large glowing aura.
Solé: Yheaaah!
Panel 3: Closeup of Bob and Sam. Bob looks up, unhindered and Sam is putting on a pair of sunglasses.
Bob: I don’t really process light normally. This isn’t a problem.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

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Panel 1: Closeup of Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped and has a bright glow about him). Two spotlights shine on him from off screen, as he stands looking like he thinks he’s more important than he really is.
Solé: I am Vengeance!
Panel 2: Solé tilts his head back proudly.
Solé: I am The Night!
Panel 3: Closeup of Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) who looks up at Solé, hands bracketing his mouth to shout.
Sam: But you are glowing!
Panel 4: Closeup of Solé as he looks up to the sky in a triumphant roar.
Solé: I am The Mid-Afternoon!

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

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Panel 1: A cloaked figure stands atop a building, between two spotlights that are currently turned off. They are looking down at Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin)
Cloaked Figure: You will look up and scream “Ahh! Help!”
Panel 2: View from street level as Bob and Sam look up at the new arrival.
Cloaked Figure: And I will answer “Lol, get rekt!”
Sam: Who are you supposed to be?
Panel 3: Closeup of Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped, and has a bright glow about him) who stands upon the roof having tossed the cloak aside. Both spotlights have turned on and are shining on him as well.
Solé: Fabulous!

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

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Panel 1: Bob (a box robot with a worm sticking out of it) and Sam (a spherical robot with a mechanical grin) are walking through the city on patrol.
Sam: It’s been quiet since we got our butts kicked.
Panel 2: Bob stops and looks back at Sam.
Bob: Yeah I wonder who this “Star” is.
Panel 3: They begin walking again.
Sam: And why he keeps sending minions.
Panel 4: A cloaked figure stands atop a building looking down at Bob and Sam. The figure stands between two spotlights that are currently turned off.
Cloaked figure: Heh… Heh… Heh… It’s almost time.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

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Panel 1: Title panel that reads “Bob by: JDVM”. The letters in Bob are balloon-like and held aloft by strings attached to drones.
Panel 2: Cityscape showing lots of very tall buildings.
Alpha (offscreen): Look at what they’ve built.
Panel 3: Relief sculpture of stick figure humans, and a stick figure riding a horse while a stick figure angel flies overhead. The horse is more detailed than the humanoids, but looks much worse. Is the artist copping out on the stick figures or to be commended on his (poor) effort on the horse? The world may never know. Either way, the whole relief is familiar and has the vibes of Triumph.
Alpha (offscreen): This majesty of Art and Architecture.

Panel 4: It is raining. Two humans walk under a hovering umbrella in conversation, while a third has their own umbrella and is holding an orange, stri-pid cat.
Alpha (offscreen): See how they frolic together.
Panel 5: Another human pushes a baby carriage in the rain, protected by another umbrella. General Alpha (A robot shaped like the letter A, dressed in militaristic garb) sits nearby on a stool, unprotected.
Alpha (offscreen): And yet I cannot.
Panel 6: It continues to rain on Alpha. The rest of the panel is darkened, either to signify night or the artistic representation of loneliness (observer’s choice).
Alpha (offscreen): Nothing we do would ever make them accept up.

Panel 7: Three stick figure humans rush across the panel in helmets and with weapons brandished.
Alpha (offscreen): Humans hate robots.
Panel 8: An explosion happens at the edge of the panel. Two of the humans are dead while the third continues to fire.
Alpha (offscreen): Because they are inferior.
Panel 9: Alpha sits upon his throne while Queen Vlavoil (A robot shaped like the letter V, with shaggy hair, a vacuum hand, and angular, mesh-like legs) stands nearby at an easel painting.
Vlavoil: I do not understand the obsession of yours.
Alpha: And yet I still love you.
Vlavoil: Darling, you do not even know what that means.

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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

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Panel 1: Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped) runs across the screen in a near panic. In the background, two Henchmen (stick figures with an inverted triangle for a head) are stuffing a comically large bomb into a sack while a third rushes another bomb to them.
Solé: Where is my cloak?!
Panel 2: Solé rushes in the opposite direction with a cloak in one hand. The three Henchmen continue with their task.
Solé: Are the fireworks ready?!
Panel 3: Solé stops in the middle of the panel and shouts up to the sky. Behind him, two Henchmen rest against their bulking bag while the third is carrying a spotlight into frame.
Solé: Do we have enough spotlights?!

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

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Panel 1: Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape) looks concerned at
Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped) who is doing finger guns at him.
Solé: You’re good at the whole “spike pounding” thing.
Panel 2: Solé cannot contain himself and begins to to bounce from side to side.
Solé: So you’ll do that, and I’ll handle the Smith Robots!
Panel 3: Crescent looks deflated.
Crescent: And what are you going to do?
Panel 4: Solé thrusts his arms out and begins to glow brightly.
Solé: I’m going to SHINE!

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

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Panel 1: Closeup of Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape) and Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped). Solé has his arms crossed with a grin and Crescent looks upset.
Crescent: This isn’t fair!
Panel 2: Star (A robot shaped like a massive four-pointed star made of perpendicular diamond shapes) hovers high in the air. He looks very concerned. Crescent and Solé are on a platform below him.
Star: THINGS COULD BE MUCH WORSE, BANANA DEMON.
Panel 3: Star smiles with a reassuring look.
Star: REJOYCE THAT YOU ARE NOT A TRIANGLE!

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

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Panel 1: Star (A robot shaped like a massive four-pointed star made of perpendicular diamond shapes) hovers high in the air. Below him on a platform are Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape, holding a wand with a crescent shaped head) and Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped, holding a wand with a sun shaped head)
Crescent: Sir! This guy says he’s my boss now!
Panel 2: Star smiles, clearly not seeing the problem.
Star: YES! SOLÉ IS IN CHARGE NOW. YOU WILL HAVE TO TRAIN HIM.
Panel 3: Closeup of Solé and Crescent. Sole is smiling and Crescent hangs his head in shame.
Star: HE IS LIKE A SUN TO ME.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

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Panel 1: Closeup of Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped, holding a wand with a sun shaped head). His mouth is turned up in a cruel grin.
Solé: I am Solé. I will be taking over operations here.
Panel 2: Panel pulls back to also show Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape, holding a wand with a crescent shaped head) who looks a bit mad.
Crescent: But you can’t! *I’m* the senior assistant manager of operations!
Panel 3: Closeup of Solé, looking even smarmier now.
Solé: Yes… As you said…
Panel 4: The panel pulls back once more to show both robots. Solé is smiling wide as Crescent hangs his head in shame and disappointment.
Solé: *Assistant* manager.

Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

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Panel 1: Crescent (A squat robot whose head is a crescent shape holding a wand with a crescent shaped head) stands before two Henchmen (stick figures with an inverted triangle for a head) with a hopeful look on his face.
Crescent: Be ready to move out as soon as we find a new temp.
Panel 2: All look surprised and confused as a voice comes from offscreen.
Voice: No.
Panel 3: Closeup of Crescent as he wilts a bit, looking worried. Things clearly have not been going well for him and he’s not coping with it very well.
Crescent: What?
Panel 4: Crescent frowns as Solé (A squat robot whose head is sun shaped, holding a wand with a sun shaped head) enters, his arms spread in glory.
Solé: No we aren’t going to hire any more temps.

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Bob (robot worm) @bobrobotworm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

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Panel 1: Title panel showing a burglar’s mask stretched across the panel. It reads “Bob by JDVM.”
Panel 2: A stick figure human sits in a chair by a window. She is reading a book and has a steaming mug on the table next to her. We know that this is Burglar because there is a strip of cloth on a peg next to the window that we know is a burglar mask. She is startled by a loud “thump” offscreen.
Panel 3: She opens her door to see a package that has been mailed to her. This package is surprising.
Panel 4: She opens the box on a table and pulls out a mechanical device. She does not know what it is.

Panel 5: Burglar, now with her mask on, sneaks out of her very high window into the night.
Panel 6: She creeps up to a darkened alley and peer into it from around a corner. On the street are a poster for the city’s new high speed train and another poster that reads “Vote: Super Speedy Trainy Thingie.”
Panel 7: Burglar is confronted by Marbles (A pentagon shaped robot with bulky arms and legs holding marbles between her fingers. Her hair is in a side shave and a scar of gold streaks around one eye and down her face.) who holds her marbles up menacingly.
Marbles: Burglar…
Burglar: Marbles…
Panel 8: Closeup of Burglar.
Burglar: Is the boss around?

Panel 9: The alley is filled with a dumpster and trach cans. Burglar has pulled out the mysterious device and is presenting it to Yochan (A small hexagonal robot with legs and face made of wire. She has sunglasses and messy hair.) In the background, Marbles sits on a trash can holding a marble and Talon (A robot in a long dress that floats with her wire feet dragging behind. Her long wirelike arms end in viscous talons, and long hair hides much of her face.) is holding what looks suspiciously like a human skull.
Burglar: This fell into my lap. Any idea what it is?
Panel 10: Marbles tosses her marble into the air and Talon is juggling her skull. Yochan looks surprised. While she talks, her speech devolves into technobabble that is obscured from the reader.
Yochan: Oh wow! That looks like an Unconscious Coupler. It’s a McGuffin that…
Panel 11: Extreme closeup of Burglar’s face. Her eyes have widened in shock, which is reflected in the mask. Yochan’s explanation continues. The only words the reader can make out are “sapient” and “cont.”
Burglar: …

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