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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff

@bobray.bsky.social
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Award eligible Austin filmmaker: ROCK OPERA, HELL ON WHEELS, TOTAL BADASS, many shorts, animation (Platypus Rex, APESH!T, Crashtoons Presents, etc.), music vids (Nashville Pussy, Riverboat Gamblers, Fuckemos), series (Odd Odyssey)… YouTube: @crashcamfilms

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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Dude gets run over by a woman and immediately starts having periods. The woke lady driver is clearly a witch!
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Do y’all really expect him to finger blast a full grown adult with that tiny little hand of his? I mean, what’s he supposed to do?
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Trump to Iran: if you harm protesters, we will fuck you up. Trump to American protesters: we will fuck you up.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
What am I going to do with all these Xmas/Sorry for Being White holiday cards I was about to send out now?
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
So, you’re telling me I can’t just cruise around in international waters with some drugs on my boat without getting blown up dead? Thats effed up.
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kermit the frog is driving a car with a seat belt .
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
If we just legalized drugs we could seize those drug boats and keep the drugs.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The farmer bailout isn’t socialism. It’s only socialism when it comes from the Socialism region of France. The farmer bailout is sparkling capitalism.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
When all else fails, try something else.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Do ppl call white trash folx who are right wing Right Trash?
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I am avoiding the inevitable AI stock market crash by investing all of my money in rock and stick.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Can we get an Austin-centric version of ICE where they only remove right wing assholes who have relocated here and are absolute shitheads? Thinking: Joe Rogan, Elon Musk, Tony Hunchback or whatever that dude‘s name is.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Seems to have taken a page out of the Mitch McConnell/Merrick Garland playbook.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Trump about to seize the Nobel peace prize voting machines.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
ICE is protecting American like the Hells Angels protected the concertgoers at Altamont. youtu.be/0qTKsylrpsg
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Altamont Free Concert - Death of Meredith Hunter
YouTube video by fenderplm
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The Donald Trump gold coin design has dropped. Turns out it’s a $2 gold coin suitable for golden showers. And it features Donald with his very best friend, Jeffrey Epstein. How sweet of him to share the spotlight.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Signs of a healthy society: Decoding messages scrawled on bullets is the new national pastime.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
First the pope and now Charlie Kirk, how is it that JD Vance is always death adjacent yet Trump still walks?
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Sky News @news.sky.com · 15/09/2025
JD Vance hosts Charlie Kirk Show in tribute to influencer - and claims 'left-wing extremism' a factor in assassination
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JD Vance hosts Charlie Kirk Show in tribute to influencer - and claims 'left-wing extremism' a factor in assassination
JD Vance has paid tribute to Charlie Kirk while hosting his show, where he claimed "left-wing extremism" was a factor in his assassination.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
It’s only an assassination if it comes from the assassination region of France otherwise it’s a sparkling murder.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
It’s wild to think that if the killer is a member of one group of people then it’s all out war and revenge murder to everyone among that group, whether they supported this or not. But if the killer is a member of a different group, it’s please pray for the him to find the righteous path.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I agree with Trump. “They don’t need to have 250 bullets. They can have five.”
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I agree with Trump. “They don’t need to have 250 bullets. They can have five.” Instead of 250 bullets for x-mas, maybe you just get five bullets.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Morally bankrupt dude could bankrupt a church. He certainly has a skill set.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Dig it. Oscar the Grouch wishes he had trash can moves like Chad Holt.
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Total Badass (trailer)
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
New Amazon Price Breakdown: $53.99 Item Cost $4.45 Tax $12.56 Shipping $132.27 Trump Tariff $5.75 Melania Trump's “documentary” fee $3.67 Sending Katy Perry to space fee $8.08 Jeff Bezos' wife's tits fee $5.23 Jeff Bezos' new yacht fee $3.75 Jeff Bezos' pocket change fee Total Charges: $229.75
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Amazon should itemize your bill so it shows how much of your purchase is going towards the $40,000,000 Melania Trump vanity “documentary” they are making.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Trump has an uncanny ability to get along great with real pieces of shit (Putin, Kim, Orban, etc.). Tump gets along great with Bill Maher. Conclusion?
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
This checks out.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I’m big into tomfoolery. I reckon I better watch it.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
He’s about as familiar with geography as he is with the G-spot.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
They are showing their cards on their future solution to the “male loneliness“ problem in Florida. 😬
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
But right wing/conservative comedians can now perform at colleges without getting canceled, right? So it’s basically a wash. 😬
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The real crime of #Signalgate is the continued use of -gate for all government crimes/coverups and the total lack of creativity. Do better, fourth estate.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Psst! If you’re not a narc, I can tell you about this cool thing. You can go here and watch the uncensored version of the 15 year anniversary edit of Total Badass. But if you’re offended by humor and drugs and language and sexual activity, then don’t do it. sites.google.com/view/totalba...
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Total Badass (uncensored)
"A cross between Frederick Wiseman and Hunter S. Thompson." - The New York Times
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
We’ve reality TV/sitcom-ified the US government. Everyone is an idiot. A plot which is "kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot" and where the story would quickly end, or possibly not even happen, if this were not the case. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot_p...
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Idiot plot - Wikipedia
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
SXSW in the rear-view. Caught a bunch of good flix. I introduced and moderated Q&As for nine movies and saw 16 in all. Good stuff. Met a pile of good ppl, too. What did y’all see? #sxsw
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Pitchfork futures are spiking!
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Hey y’all, I’m doing that thing where I introduce movies and moderate Q&As after the screenings at @sxsw.com I’ll be posted up at @austinfilm.bsky.social AFS Cinema talking shop with a bunch of doc filmmakers and moviegoers. Come say hi.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Judging by all the other money I’ve looked at, the person on the bill needs to be dead first. In which case, I’m cool with it.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I’ve turned so many people onto this film. It’s absolutely brilliant. And decades ahead of any other mock/pseudo doc. Watkins’ Culloden is pretty great, too.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Does the curtain match the carpet and the drapes and the rugs and the shower mat?
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Trump horny for bearded lady poon.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The Democrats should act like they’re anti-trans. Then the Republicans will become pro-trans just to own the libs.
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albert einstein is holding his finger to his forehead .
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
5 bullets? Luigi only needed three. Will the government excess and waste never end?
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
"A cross between Frederick Wiseman and Hunter S. Thompson." - New York Times The infamous 2010 "Total Badass" documentary film tours that saw Chad Holt and me scofflawing across USofA and landing in jail are oddly odyssey-fied in our new verité series, Odd Odyssey: crashcamfilms.com/oddodyssey/
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Odd Odyssey - CrashCam Films
Odd Odyssey Trailer Odd Odyssey: the Total Badäss Tour Journals In the year 2010, writer/performer/provocateur Chad Holt and filmmaker Bob Ray teamed up to make a vérité style documentary about Chad H...
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Imagine an entire country losing a sporting event to one of its states. 😘
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The guy who rendered his tiny, broken dick so useless with a botched penile implant that he has to jack off into a cup in order to have babies wants to put a chip in your brain.
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