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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff

@bobray.bsky.social
662 followers 1.2K following 158 posts

Award eligible Austin filmmaker: ROCK OPERA, HELL ON WHEELS, TOTAL BADASS, many shorts, animation (Platypus Rex, APESH!T, Crashtoons Presents, etc.), music vids (Nashville Pussy, Riverboat Gamblers, Fuckemos), series (Odd Odyssey)… YouTube: @crashcamfilms

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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Dude gets run over by a woman and immediately starts having periods. The woke lady driver is clearly a witch!
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Do y’all really expect him to finger blast a full grown adult with that tiny little hand of his? I mean, what’s he supposed to do?
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The Donald Trump gold coin design has dropped. Turns out it’s a $2 gold coin suitable for golden showers. And it features Donald with his very best friend, Jeffrey Epstein. How sweet of him to share the spotlight.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
SXSW in the rear-view. Caught a bunch of good flix. I introduced and moderated Q&As for nine movies and saw 16 in all. Good stuff. Met a pile of good ppl, too. What did y’all see? #sxsw
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Hey y’all, I’m doing that thing where I introduce movies and moderate Q&As after the screenings at @sxsw.com I’ll be posted up at @austinfilm.bsky.social AFS Cinema talking shop with a bunch of doc filmmakers and moviegoers. Come say hi.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Judging by all the other money I’ve looked at, the person on the bill needs to be dead first. In which case, I’m cool with it.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Trump horny for bearded lady poon.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Imagine an entire country losing a sporting event to one of its states. 😘
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The guy who rendered his tiny, broken dick so useless with a botched penile implant that he has to jack off into a cup in order to have babies wants to put a chip in your brain.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Clearly, it’s a binary choice.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Don’t anyone tell Trump we have a New “Mexico.”
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Wondering if school vouchers will pass the state legislature in Texas? Here’s your answer:
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Another friend looked up “Rock Opera.”
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
A friend Chat GTPed me. 🥸
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Follow the nacho cheese road.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I’m popular af w/ gals named Alexsomethingsomething.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
New photo of Elon Musk wearing all of his various children from all them different moms as human shields and not just that one kid that he usually wears as a protective helmet.* *Helmet Child (TM) not pictured.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The New Nuclear Family (TM) for the current age. The Age of Trolls and Morons is upon us.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
New photos from Marge-a-L’eggo of Musk and his child/human shield helmet.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I’ve been preemptively blocked. ✊🥳✊
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
“You have to pay Americans a ton of money to pick strawberries. But Mexicans will do it for cheaper and be happy to be here.” -Elon Musk
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
“Let me explain it to you stupid, stupid Americans in terms you can comprehend with you brains made up of mud and rocks: TV sitcoms… [tries to explain] Okay, let me simplify: American culture is garbage. America is an asshole. And out of assholes comes shit. Americans are shit.” -Vivek Ramaswamy
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Sure, “taco cat” is a palindrome, but so is “dog god.”
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Someone’s gonna get zapped by Daddy Musk if they keep talking like that.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Timeless.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Life is filled with tough choices.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Nickelback / The Knack mashup band made up entirely of Travis Bickles: Bickle Knack.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Nickelback / The Knack mashup band made up entirely of Travis Bickles: Bickle Knack.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
It’d be kinda fucked up if the assassination of the United Healthcare CEO is what brought America together. 😳😬🫢
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Effin right? #oldtwitter
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I went to my Twitter to see what my first tweet was. I joined in 2009 so I scrolled and scrolled. But the feed would not go past 2019. This is the oldest one I could find. Ten years of tweets are no more. 🤷 But I’m curious what everyone’s first tweet was. #FirstTweet
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Who says X is failing? Look at all these totally legitimate new followers I just got.
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Bob Ray, filmmaker and stuff @bobray.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
Gender affirming car.
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