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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 19h
Three assholes in a suit pretending to be a real person stumble into a bar...
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, she did hit a lot of homeruns at the SC.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One does have to carefully choose which stickers are appropriate for one's current mood. Or this product is intended for filling nail guns used in the construction of paper dollhouses, in which more is better.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm more worried about doctors who are in it only for the money, patients be damned.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Apostrophes's are the devil.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Oklahoma" is a mirage caused by drinking moonshine and wandering through the desert at night after being bitten by a rattlesnake while puking into a alkaline waterhole.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have they tried turning it off and then on again?
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes, it's "He who dies with the most toys wins".
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In an alternate universe anything is possible. I am still a teenager in one, so I'm gonna warp on over and see what the little shit is doing there.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I talked this week about the mental health crisis afflicting young people, in particular the isolation and loneliness caused by the neoliberal smashing of society. Everyone needs community. Everyone needs belonging. We cannot survive without them.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Get back to me when they install little pyramid-shaped data centers on bald people's heads.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's frogs all the way up. They keep the sky from falling on the chickens.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Our Miss Books" is a great name for a TV series....
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Donors give huge sums to elect politicians to office. Elected officials rewrite rules in the donors' favor. Donors make huge profits while workers get shafted. Repeat. This is not a coincidence. It's a political-economic system that's been corrupted by design.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can have an owl OR an angutan, according to David Attenborough. It is possible to have an orangowl, though, and an angutan and an orangowl can interbreed and have babies, i.e. the orangowlutan. The more you know..
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
USDA Replaces Food Stamps With One Giant Rutabaga To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm 70 mumble years old and if anything I keep my mouth shut less and less with each passing year, and less patience for stupid (as defined by my aged self, of course).
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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HAL 9000: I'm Afraid I Can't Do That Dave
ALT: HAL 9000: I'm Afraid I Can't Do That Dave
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
USA is following that path now.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Read this, please. The whole thing.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Give the guy some plastic army figurines, toy guns and a little bunker to play in and he'll be happy as a clam and not bother us any more.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Justice is blind, ya know, and the guide dog hasn't been fed in quite a while and is on strike. It's gonna take just a bit longer...
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Look! Up in the sky!" "It's a bird!" "It's a bat!" No, it's ... BATKELLER!
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The number of the beast, no wait... lemme think for ten seconds...
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Jen Sorensen @jensorensen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This week's comic: The Big Picture
For millennia…


Barbarism prevails, might makes right


Dominant religious groups persecute “heretics”


Racial hierarchy entrenched


Gender hierarchy entrenched


Non-straight people ostracized


Finally in the second half of the 20th century
Woman: At last, a bit of fairness and equality!


And then…
Pompous guy: Here’s an outside-the-box idea! What if we tried traditional hierarchies?


©2026 Jen Sorensen
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And those birds told other birds about it, which is why so many soldiers uniforms and military vehicles in Vietnam were completely covered with white blobs. They said it was camouflage at the time, but the birds know better.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sure looks like AI when zooming in.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I said we have a broken political system, it'd be the least memorable thing I said all day. We all know it. We all say it. The question is: Why do we act like it isn't? It can't go on like this.
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NPR @npr.org · 18/09/2026
A heavily redacted email from last year, reported first by NPR, reveals that DHS personnel shared a list of jurisdictions that offer election materials in non-English languages. It's unclear why. n.pr/4AfmXop
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A DHS email raises new questions about the Trump administration's election plans
A heavily redacted email from last year, reported first by NPR, reveals that DHS personnel shared a list of jurisdictions that offer election materials in non-English languages. It's unclear why.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People kept mistaking beagles for bagels and ate most of them. And then wondered why there were bones in the cream cheese.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Because there's money to taken from the idiots still.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think Level 8 is where you shrink down to the size of an amoeba and infest a swimming pool.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Perhaps, but Rustic Red is made in England, exported and marketed as "cheddar" to us poor benighted Americans, who don't know any better.
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Jesse @jaawerth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sometimes leaving a million browser tabs open works out www.pressherald.com/2026/07/08/a... Sunshine Larry for Mayor!!!
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A cat named Sunshine Larry runs the streets of Bath
'Sunny' has been frequenting local establishments for years, winning hearts along the way, inspiring many to give him the honorary title of mayor.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Grok approve this message!
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"All of the other mousies Use to laugh and call them names They never let poor half-Elle Join in any rodent games" Apologies, mea culpa, etc.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is my very favorite cheddar cheese of all time. If Wallace had tried Rustic Red he would have replaced the Wensleydale with this, and Gromit would have approved.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Price tag removed for your safety...
Westminster Rustic Red cheddar cheese.  Price tag removed for your safety :)
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Collywobbles, Dumaflitchee, Hooley
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey, gno problem!
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Episode 2 is up! Beforecast, my new podcast about history and our present, starting with a deep dive into Machiavelli. Beforecast.fm has links to all the podcast sites, and the YouTube link is below.
beforecast.fm
Beforecast — Now Live
Historian Ada Palmer on the real Machiavelli. Episode 1 is out now. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pocket Casts, YouTube and more.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Now that’s a lotta trees!”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
pleasant surprise. i would like to read whatever deranged dissent alito and thomas have written. i’m sure it will be some version of “MAIL FRAUD IS REAL AND I SAW IT IN THE CLOSET MAKING A BABY AND THE BABY LOOKED AT ME”
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hell yes.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes, but they want protection from foreign competition, not restrictions, and are asking/begging/buying regulations that do just that.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yep, the battery pack. He probably can't walk more than a minute without power assist. Judging from the size of that bulge, it probably runs for hours on a charge. That's what his girlfriend is lugging around in the big case, extra batteries.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Might have to encase the body in concrete and shoot it off to Mars. He would be the first dead man to visit another planet. I think he'd like that, if he weren't, you know, dead. The rest of us would be real happy to be rid of him, too.
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just me @bobj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mmmm poi cheese, goes good with lomi salmon pizza.
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