Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 21mIt took Nostra-Dumbass nine years to come up with this sophomoric nickname. But remember, to his mush-for-brains followers, he's Stephen Hawking. 1105
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 28m"Let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay." We didn't take him out of context. We didn't misunderstand him. This is **exactly** what that crazy fuck said. Own it, MAGAts. 081
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 40mSeth Meyers: “During an Oval Office event today, President Trump said that he has a call set up with Russian President Vladimir Putin for Putin’s birthday. “But what do you get for a man who already has his own American president?” 01814
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 1hUm... the ghost of Karl Marx would like a word. The Republican party is sure fronted by some intellectual powerhouses these days. 484
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 1hThe Nobel Peace Prize for 2026 will be announced at a press conference tomorrow at the Norwegian Nobel Institute in Oslo. And I for one can't wait for the tantrum from the Feeble Felon. www.nobelpeaceprize.org/articles/ann... 14219
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 1h"In another setback for Trump, he was bested in the Nobel voting by such other candidates as Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney, author E. Jean Carroll, and the Reflecting Pool algae." #Satire(?) www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-expl...borowitzreport.comTrump Explodes With Rage After Bad Bunny Wins Nobel Peace PrizeTrump claimed that he had personally ended “between forty and fifty wars.” 0117
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 1hWait, Melanoma calls him Sir? I guess if that formality keeps his paws off her, it makes complete sense. 076
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 1hRemember when there was nothing wrong with the Reflecting Pool until President Shitgibbon put his tiny hands on it? www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...washingtonpost.comTrump says Reflecting Pool will be refilled this week, but work is ongoingMaterial was still being applied to the bottom of the pool on Wednesday. 11910
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 2hRichard Nixon claimed for some time that Woodward, Bernstein, and the Washington Post were making up stories about him and the Watergate scandal - "fake news," if you will. How did that turn out for him? Get with it, media. There's someone even worse to take down now. 1156
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 2hListen up, Trump supporters: Racism is not a "political belief." It's a hideous character flaw. 1229
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 2hYeah, Velveeta Voldemort seems like even more of a long shot this year. "[In 2026] Trump has forcibly removed a world leader in Venezuela, launched an ongoing war in the Middle East, and caused chaos in Greenland with threats to annex the island." www.the-independent.com/news/world/n...the-independent.comThe Nobel Peace Prize contenders who could beat Trump this yearTrump had his eyes on the peace prize in 2025 but was beaten by Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado. Alex Croft looks at who could scoop the prestigious title for this year 073
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 2hI don't give a damn about President Piggy wearing a cheap suit. I care about having such a cheap, racist, sexual-assaulting, intellectually-bereft piece of walking garbage as our president. www.cnn.com/2026/10/07/p...cnn.comAnalysis: Photos of Trump’s cheap suit have gone viral. There are several reasons why | CNN PoliticsThe fact that President Donald Trump was photographed flashing a suit tag from a bargain brand of imported suits should not really be news. 2129
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 15hOnce again I'm mindful of what Liz Cheney said to Congressional Republicans in 2022 when they again refused to do anything about this criminal: "I say this to my Republican colleagues...There will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain." 1176
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 16hYou know your president has feces for brains when his supporters need to keep telling you what "he really meant to say." 0214
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 21hOK, which one of you radical-left Antifa people did this? 36624
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 23hWell at least we know he's met the minimum Republican qualifications for office. 31811
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 23hGroper Cleveland just can't not be creepy. He just can't. 1104
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 23hI wonder if Natalie Harp knows Mango Unchained is stepping out on her. 1102
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 23hSay what you want about Trump supporters but... No. Seriously. Say what you want about them. They're nuts. 5156
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ah, yes, it's the "world respecting us again." And coincidentally, "Orange Plague" was the childhood nickname given to Trump by his mother. 12112
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026President Shitshow may joke about Iran taking out Los Angeles and San Diego but you know what cities he'll never say that about? Moscow and Saint Petersburg. 32010
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026On today's episode of 'Oh, Just Fuck Off Already'... “We didn’t think this administration was going to crack down on undocumented workers that hard.” Really, Homer? The "Mass Deportation Now" signs at the 2024 Republican convention didn't tip you off? www.thedailybeast.com/trump-suppor...thedailybeast.comTrump Supporter Stunned as MAGA Crackdown Wrecks His BusinessSurging immigration arrests are squeezing industries reliant on undocumented workers. 1178
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Jimmy Kimmel: “I know he says a lot of crazy things. I know this is something we’ll forget about by Thursday when he accidentally swallows a baby at a rally or whatever the hell he does next. “But, that’s one of the craziest, most indefensible statements I have ever heard even this maniac make.” 31510
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Line from Troy Jackson that neatly summarizes Collins' entire U.S. Senate career: "Collins is like an arsonist who helped set the fire, and then she wants credit for bringing a cup of water to put it out." 51810
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Nobody could have predicted that putting an anti-vaccination nutjob who eats roadkill in charge of Health and Human Services would have caused this. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comPennsylvania faces largest measles outbreak in decades as case count rises to 1,000Neighboring states are also reporting hundreds of cases, with over 3,800 recorded across the country 42517
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Today on 'Making America Great Again'... apnews.com/article/meas...apnews.comPennsylvania's measles outbreak is the largest in decades in the USPennsylvania has surpassed 1,000 measles cases this year, state health officials said Monday. Health experts attribute such outbreaks to low vaccination rates. 085
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Things that should never have to be said about a US president... Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass: "The role of a president is to protect the country, not to actively threaten it and encourage attacks on American lives." 1137
Reposted by Bob GeigerBob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The two different kinds of Russian Plague. 38336
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The great Ann Telnaes (@anntelnaes.bsky.social), nailing it as always. anntelnaes.substack.com/p/unfit-to-s...anntelnaes.substack.comUnfit to ServeLast week, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth made headlines by offering this vision of the military: “No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals.” Inspired by this wisdom, we’... 081
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026MAGAts won't vote for Dem House candidates even with the bad Trump economy. Or ruining our world standing. Or tariffs. Or gas prices. Or an illegal war. Or even family being deported. They will vote Republican again for one reason: To protect their cult leader. It's always about the cult leader. 3175
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I've said for 10 years that the saddest thing about Trump's emergence hasn't been Trump himself, but what it tells us about the people with whom we're forced to share a country. What he said was horrible enough. The fact that these brain-dead fucks cheered it? Despicable beyond comprehension. 118133
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Republicans have ceased to be a legitimate political party. They are just as racist and unwilling to govern as were the States' Rights Democratic Party (Dixiecrats) in 1948. Except now they have a cult leader. They are to be shunned. 0196
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Chris Britt (@chrisbritt.bsky.social) with our hopes for November 3. 0134
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Fact Check: The First Lady is actually Melani-- Oops. Never mind. I was wrong. 4137
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Next thing you know, Democrats will start demanding that Trump stop breaking the law. It's bedlam, I tell you! #ImpeachTrumpAgain 193
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Senator Collins is speaking to you, Maine voters. She's responsible for Roe v. Wade being overturned - and she's fine with that. 1108
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Congressional Republicans reacted angrily to Trump urging Iran to strike major American cities and said--- I'm kidding, of course. Republicans have said nothing about it. 042
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Context: The person (Peters) Trump met with to discuss "election integrity" was sentenced to nine years in prison after being convicted of four felonies in trying to overturn the 2020 election via unauthorized access to election machines. Colorado Governor Jared Polis commuted her sentence in May. 122
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Senator Tammy Duckworth, a highly-decorated Army helicopter pilot, who flew combat missions in Iraq - and lost both legs after being shot down - takes it to the treasonous Commander Bone Spurs. 21410
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The nonpartisan Presidential Greatness Project, which ranks presidents from best to worst, puts Lincoln and Washington at first and third, respectively. Donald Trump? Dead last. The absolute worst. presidentialgreatnessproject.compresidentialgreatnessproject.comPresidential Greatness Project 042
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Maine voters: Never forget that Roe v. Wade was overturned because of Susan Collins. 11716
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026On today's edition of 'People Who Can Fuck Off and Live With Their Bad Choices'... MAGA cult members who buy anything from this family of grifters. san.com/cc/trump-mob...san.comTrump Mobile’s latest problem: Hackers just released customer informationA newly established ransomware gang appears to have hacked Trump Mobile, resulting in the exposure of personal data for 3,615 customers. 395
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm sure if Presidents Obama or Biden had suggested that an enemy "take out" American cities, Republicans would have been just fine with it. Right? 0166
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Republican Senator Susan Collins will face off against Democrat Troy Jackson tonight at 7 p.m. for the first debate of Maine’s tight Senate race. It's reported that Collins spent most of the weekend practicing her expressions of "concern," "disappointment," and being "troubled." 62013
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Russian Plague? That's been one of my nicknames for Donald Trump for years. www.huffpost.com/entry/russia...huffpost.comPeople Are Comparing A Possible Russian Plague To COVID. Here’s What Experts Want You To Know.One person has died, 200 are under observation and a hospital is under quarantine. Here’s what matters most to experts. 085
Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Seth Meyers: “President Trump said in a post over the weekend on Truth Social that he supports a Senate bill that would end daylight saving time and said it would reduce crime because, quote, ‘criminals don't like working in the light.’ “Well, clearly." 34118