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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ask him if he and Tom Lehrer ever hung out after his letter:

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

[runs into the room out of breath] 2 DAYS 2 THUNDEROUS

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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

HHS NEWS: Secretary Kennedy confirms he has succumbed to moon rock poisoning, and is now afflicted with Khonshu’s halitosis, a condition that causes anyone surrounding him to fall into a deep and diuretic slumber. At the time of publication, Kennedy was fading in and out of the visible spectrum

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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

@cjzero.bsky.social can you get the shot from the GER-PAR game where two players are rolling around on the ground while everyone stands around waiting, annoyed?

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My Winner: I stood in my front yard with my hands on my hips staring at the grass, wondering why it won’t grow.

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Sure, great friends and a solid career are worthy goals, but have you ever come up with a really great song about how fluffy your cat is? That’s the stuff.

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

He’s trying to recreate the Trolley Problem, Nashville-style. It’s like hot chicken, but for moral quandaries.

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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

something strange and horrible and somehow fitting that we should have a very real threat of madman civilizational destruction at the very moment when we also have humans on the dark side of the moon taking pictures that show how small, precious, and beautiful our world and existence is

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Bing either doesn’t know what day it is or really doesn’t want me to watch the Daredevil: Born Again premiere.

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I found out today that Danny Glover was 41 when he made Lethal Weapon. It really hits hard to learn than I am now older than the man who was getting too old for this shit.

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

That’s correct. Similarly, the McChicken sandwich implies that the sandwich comes from a long line of chicken sandwiches. McDonald’s honors our Irish heritage with each sandwich sold.

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

This may be the highlight of the games.

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social been a day, but could use your guidance. What is “Iced Tea with Benefits?”

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

As opposed to someone who runs a foam party at a college bar. Because that seems to be who they hired for their post game.

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

There’s not enough love in this world for American Gladiators. What’s better than watching a regular Joe human cannonball their way into a wild-haired man named Malibu? youtu.be/Y1g4oGQSRJo?...

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Gladiator Malibu Takes One Of The Biggest Hits In Human Cannonball | American Gladiators

YouTube video by American Gladiators

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

The refs would also penalize him for using his other favorite move—turning into an invincible statue and smashing things flat.

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Everyone is playing for second after Dominick.

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Shout out to @hollyanderson.bsky.social of the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for referencing the best donkey-themed Christmas song on this week’s episode: “Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey.” youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...

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Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)

YouTube video by Christmas 365

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

If you were infected with herpes, Covid and hep c, wouldn’t you be aggressive?

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

The unicycle was a MAJOR COMPONENT of the alleged crime. “For roughly 12 minutes the duo attempts to move the motorcycle. Eventually one of the people uses the e-unicycle to push the motorcycle while the other person rides it through the parking lot.”

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Police near Richmond, Va are looking for a unicyclist who successfully stole a motorcycle with his friend. This feels like the beginning of something—expect more unicycle-related crimes in the very near future. youtu.be/RzbWuyenMRw?...

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9.22.2025 | Motorcycle Theft. 9600 W Broad Street

YouTube video by Henrico Police

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

That California Pizza Kitchen by the convention center must get real rowdy.

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Best part was when they went to break he just shouts “DESIRE!!”

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Rachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

THIS IS IMPORTANT Louisville gave Pudge his own locker for game day 😭😭😭

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

“Iceberg of Falsehoods” sounds like a rejected ride at Epcot Center.

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

There appears to be one Bobby rule this sea…

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

ChatGPT’s answer appears to be yes, all people named Bobby share a loose hivemind where each plays the role of comedian, musician or thinker and are all connected through something called “The Bobby Ocean.”

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

But perhaps I’m not asking the right question…

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Good start—ChatGPT believes that Bobby Moynihan is not also baseball great Bobby Bonilla, actress Millie Bobby Brown, or chess legend Bobby Fischer.

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

ChatGPT also says that Bobby Moynihan was on Dancing with the Stars—he wasn’t, but Bobby Bones was. Does ChatGPT think all Bobby’s are interchangeable?

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Weird. ChatGPT really wants Bobby Moynihan to be in a Smurfs movie—it swaps him into at least 3 different Smurfs movies he’s not in, replacing John Oliver, Joe Manganiello, and Titus Burgess. What other movies is ChatGPT adding Bobby Moynihan into?

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

A Lego-man-sized version of the “American Gladiators” Eliminator obstacle course, complete with functioning hand bike and zip line.

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bobfrankpat.bsky.social @bobfrankpat.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Please tell me there’s s copy of this draft online. I need to see how many monkey puns are baked into that thing.

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