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reject states, markets and other gods embrace your neighbours, your families, your futures bi/pan he/him

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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 12h
me looking kind of pensive
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 02/10/2026
anthropomorphism is fairly well-established within the field. e.g. this passage from what used to be the introductory computer science course of MIT it's fairly tongue-in-cheek here... but there is a reason this metaphor is so available to the authors
We are about to study the idea of a computational process. Computational processes are abstract beings that inhabit computers. As they evolve, processes manipulate other abstract things called data. The evolution of a process is directed by a pattern of rules called a program. People create programs to direct processes. In effect, we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.

A computational process is indeed much like a sorcerer's idea of a spirit. It cannot be seen or touched. It is not composed of matter at all. However, it is very real. It can perform intellectual work. It can answer questions. It can affect the world by disbursing money at a bank or by controlling a robot arm in a factory. The programs we use to conjure processes are like a sorcerer's spells. They are carefully composed from symbolic expressions in arcane and esoteric programming languages that prescribe the tasks we want our processes to perform.

A computational process, in a correctly working computer, executes programs precisely and accurately. Thus, like the sorcerer's apprentice, novice programmers must learn to understand and to anticipate the consequences of their conjuring. Even small errors (usually called bugs or glitches) in programs can have complex and unanticipated consequences.
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 01/10/2026
i mean
i am a 100% match with mikhail gorbachev
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 01/10/2026
my son os way ahead of them here. he knows exactly what he's going to be when he grows up. supertato!
supertato
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 29/09/2026
stonks meme with "jizz" as the caption
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 29/09/2026
a practice pioneered by slavoj zizek
Every reader has for sure noticed that, in my description of the movie, I rely quite heavily on a multitude on reviews, which I extensively quote. The reason is now clear: in spite of its occasional brilliance, the film is ultimately not worth seeing, which is why I also wrote this review without seeing it.
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 24/09/2026
again?
the "not another election" lady
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 23/09/2026
reminds me of when miliband and corbyn were in a darksynth band
corbyn and miliband, shot from a low angle, with hi vis jackets on, looking in different directions. like they're out of a namnambulu promotional photoshoot
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 22/09/2026
if you weren't already aware
Exclusive: Restore’s rising star quit after supporters branded her a ‘mudblood’
Women’s safety spokesman abandoned party following abuse from members over her Irish roots
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 20/09/2026
title of "the secret of monkey island"
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 20/09/2026
first time i've seen your screen name in the browser rather than the app. this is a genuinely shocking betrayal
not from yorkshire??
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 19/09/2026
contract opportunity for this guy
bryan johnson, the immortal billionaire, talking about monitoring his son's erections in a normal way
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 19/09/2026
my cutlery draw is extremely unbalanced
fuckton of spoons and very few forks
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 17/09/2026
picture of myself dressed up
me in black tie, stood in front of a christmas tree
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 16/09/2026
especially given how this little fucker looks
william shakespeare. alien? i think so
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 13/09/2026
i mean
a previous telegraph rebrand, which looks extremely nazi-ish. their stylized T on a white square against a red background
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 09/09/2026
They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw

*message is then deliberately clipped*
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 09/09/2026
now this 
is discourse
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 06/09/2026
right, but you can see that it's based on her personal interactions with people from the agency
"I had the conventional liberal's view of the CIA as a right-wing incendiary group, and I was amazed to discover that this was far from the case, that they were enlightened, liberal nonpartisan activists," she said (at 2:17).
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 04/09/2026
i am most like someone from rhode island
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 03/09/2026
me and the boys listening to the statutorily mandated broadcast of @bloodwork.show on a friday night
sochi discogoers listening to a political speech before the music starts. ussr 1981
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 03/09/2026
i've just had a great idea. why don't we tack to the right of reform on immigration? that will definitely take the wind out of their sails
a woman presenting a successful business idea to the board
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 30/08/2026
average necromancer:

necromancer: i miss you grandma 
grandma: i'm always with you, honey ❤️

pro necromancer:

necromancer: this is korn's dubstep album 
reagan: please let me go back to hell
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 29/08/2026
fucking hilarious work from the ft here

graph illustrating the scenarios "ai ends scarcity, ai ends humanity, or it adds 0.2 to growth trends"
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 28/08/2026
probably something like this
peter griffin race meme

white - vote
nonwhite - no vote
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 27/08/2026
never forget
bing bong, in the process of being forgotten by riley
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 26/08/2026
in the more cringey end of british culture, the grim reaper has actually already been fired. paddington bear has taken over the role largely as a result of this image
elizabeth ii dei gratia regina, led into the afterlife by paddington bear, accompanied by one of her corgis
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 23/08/2026
classic marx-engels-lenin propaganda picture, crudely altered to include gary lineker
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 18/08/2026
just paid over the odds for a bottle of this on the paris metro it's absolutely incredible
me holding a bottle 

lipton 

thé vert glacé
citron vert
menthe
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 17/08/2026
oh, great
There isn't just one AI bubble, strategist says — there's a 'rolling sequence of bubbles' instead

The question of whether AI is a bubble is the wrong one, Dhaval Joshi argues. The right question is: which AI bubble is popping today?
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 14/08/2026
piece hall, from a balcony. the get up kids are performing in front of a crowd
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 13/08/2026
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 13/08/2026
it's especially galling coming from this guy. like read this blurb from one of his books (never again?)
When seen through Jewish eyes, the global future looks darker than it has for generations. Fuelled by venomous Israelophobia, violence against Jews, from Amsterdam to New York, from London to Melbourne, is back. Jews across the West are forced to hide their identities, while in the supposed safe haven of Israel they live under constant threat of rocket fire, shootings and stabbings. To make matters worse, in the United States and across Europe, digitally-fuelled nationalist chauvinism is on the march. It is no exaggeration to say that we are seeing the end of the golden age of post-war safety for Jews.

This speaks volumes about the health of the West. Although Jews are among the first in the firing-line, liberal democracy itself is under threat from radicals on both sides of the political spectrum. Unforgivably, we have spent decades undermining our own values of patriotism and tradition, loyalty to peoplehood and homeland, a belief in borders and our peculiar religious and cultural sensibilities. These instincts, which had anchored human society since the dawn of history, were repressed in the name of Never Again; but they slowly gave birth to the opposite.
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 09/08/2026
tweet from v: thank goodness for the bbc. i don't pay my tv licence to see filth like "mother" on the telly
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 09/08/2026
the economist: lenin died in 1924. he dismissed our newspaper as "a journal which speaks for british millionaires".
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 07/08/2026
@gregk.co.uk an insurgent left, perhaps?
moderate democrats prepare for 'war' against an ascendant left
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 07/08/2026
a tatty union flag, along with a red hand of ulster flag, hanging off a telephone line. and i have chosen a loyalist display here to make a particular satirical point
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 06/08/2026
the hardware store:
macclesfield's iconic s&m supplies, sadly lost to time
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 06/08/2026
i would like it to be known that i could not care less what happens to this dickhead
a king pushing on a wall
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 06/08/2026
but also grothendiek
grothendiek teaching category theory to  the vietnamese national liberation front
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 06/08/2026
professional cyclist jonas vingegaard
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 04/08/2026
i know how to magnify your power tenfold
a canal towpath
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 04/08/2026
listen to @bloodwork.show
freikorps werdenfels. a troupe of men in their mid twenties patrolling a street with rifles. their only uniform is an armband. they have an air of relaxed menace
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 04/08/2026
could it be...?
dark cloud approaching
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 04/08/2026
wonder how much of it is this
no - vicious, dimwitted, racist peodophile

yes - transphobe
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 03/08/2026
my car has also broken down and i am trapped in belgium
me in a train station in belgium
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 01/08/2026
bruges
a house with blue paintwork on a cobbled street, with a motorbike in front
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 01/08/2026
number crunching

£2.8 million - the cost to save the Lovell Telescope, one of Britain's scientific marvels

£5.8 million - the annual subsidy paid to the bars in the Houses of Parliament
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 31/07/2026
oscar wilde had something to say about this (well not exactly, but you can see how it applies)
They try to solve the problem of poverty, for instance, by keeping the poor alive; or, in the case of a very advanced school, by amusing the poor.

But this is not a solution: it is an aggravation of the difficulty. The proper aim is to try and reconstruct society on such a basis that poverty will be impossible. And the altruistic virtues have really prevented the carrying out of this aim. Just as the worst slave-owners were those who were kind to their slaves, and so prevented the horror of the system being realised by those who suffered from it, and understood by those who contemplated it, so, in the present state of things in England, the people who do most harm are the people who try to do most good; and at last we have had the spectacle of men who have really studied the problem and know the life – educated men who live in the East End – coming forward and imploring the community to restrain its altruistic impulses of charity, benevolence, and the like. They do so on the ground that such charity degrades and demoralises. They are perfectly right. Charity creates a multitude of sins.

There is also this to be said. It is immoral to use private property in order to alleviate the horrible evils that result from the institution of private property. It is both immoral and unfair
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Bob @bobappleyard.me · 23/07/2026
yes
fai/cnt flag
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