big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 09/11/2025open.substack.com⚓ Liquidity Transmission FrameworkLiquidity Isn’t Gone. It Just Stopped Absorbing Risk. 013
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 19/02/2025went mega hella super platinum on the hellsite,,, thought u all may also find it amusing 140
Reposted by big dumb baby boibig dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 26/11/2023Me: I love polyarmory Her: u mean polyamory? Me, in a full suit of armor wielding a multiple swords: what 4664154
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 08/12/2023🅱️ö🅱️’s 🅱️ig 🅱️ussy 🅱️oppers Name: stop ✋ drop💧 roll 🛼 Songs: 60 Length: 3 hours Genre(s): House, Pop Dance, Tech House, UK Dance 🎧EDM bsky Happy Friday legends!open.spotify.comstop ✋ drop💧 roll 🛼stop ✋ drop💧 roll 🛼 · Playlist · 60 songs 040
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 06/12/2023hhahahahah yeah i mean, it’s never leaving the bio. it jut goes on vacation from the main stage every once in a while. it’ll be back 000
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 06/12/2023for some reason i thought we followed each other. but anyways great to meet u stabitha my name bob. plz dont stab me. unless u really feel like u got to. then i understand. 020
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 06/12/2023some classics in here “the name’s cash, kohl’s cash” Narc Ruffalo Buttercream Buttcheeks 📠 decider (we later made tshirts with my phrase “📠 only” on em) Bob, aspiring cult leader - made many trumpers mad when i’d troll them “YOU ADMIT YOU LIKE CULTS” 🎀fuck it we ball🎀 Bob Shammbob (go friars) 010
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 06/12/2023i am an agent of chaos… a former friend (started putting this together after he realized how often i did it so he is missing a bunch here and also this list only went to mid 2020… i kept it up for 2.5 more years lmfao (*former* bc after the pandemic he came to visit. stayed w gf and i. now his gf) 040
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 06/12/2023oh i’ll bring it back but idk if ive ever shared this…used to change it ALL the time based on the “bit of the week” or some other silly reason and my name bob was basically my defaults if i didnt have one. “big dumb baby boi, lil soupy man” was/always has been my bio. hence where that came from lol 020
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 06/12/2023(also, to be clear - i very much do agree with ur original point.. i just like doing dumb jokes more than i like harmony with my fellow man) 110
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 06/12/2023my opinions are facts. we have differing opinions. thus, ur opinions are fake news. now give me my podcast 110
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 05/12/2023i’m also 21% sentient hat that forces children i just met into very specific cliques for the next 7 years 020
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 05/12/2023Pretty crazy I spent the majority of my life thinking I was Irish and Italian but I always felt like I was different. A Llama in boi’s clothing if u will. Thank god for 23 & me. these last 2 years i’ve finally felt like i knew who i truly was for the first time in my life. an emperor w a new groove🥹 061
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 05/12/2023saban and harbaugh have been blowing me up all day like hey i appreciate the attention but don’t u guys have something that might be a bit more pressing coming up? plus u haven’t even heard what NIL guarantees i want (hint: gonna involve A LOT of sick ass swords) 020
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 05/12/2023wait is that not the proper technique? huh. the more you know 🌈 000
Reposted by big dumb baby boibig dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 21/10/2023women these days just hate men bc we never invite them to astral project with us, like sorry ur stuck in the mortal plane but how is that my fault?? 12410
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 05/12/2023Sauron’s carpal tunnel so bad a part of him was actually glad Isildur took a finger the Barad-dûr doctor finally had an excuse to ice the hand 010
Reposted by big dumb baby boibig dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 21/10/2023Imagine ur Sauron n it’s a few weeks after forming Mordor. u finally get a lil downtime when it hits u…. Not a single chick in the entire realm. ur peeping some orcs on IG tryna convince urself some are kinda hot in an outdooorsy way but u know deep down the age of man about to be the age of hand 😔 0318
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 26/11/2023Me: I love polyarmory Her: u mean polyamory? Me, in a full suit of armor wielding a multiple swords: what 4664154
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 19/11/2023oh shit i think spotify just sent me ur wrapped accidentally 071
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 16/11/2023where did they all come from, i keep logging on to these weird ass followers… get away from me u cretins!!!! 000
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 16/11/2023holy whatthefuckishappeningivebeenonthissiteforlessthan2minutesinthepast20days 140
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 16/11/2023bisexual? no actually ur trisexual bc if u even try-sex-you-all are goin 2 hell 084
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 14/11/2023me vs. you,,,, do u see what i’m saying😈💯😩😎 140
Reposted by big dumb baby boiDrew @idrewthis.bsky.social · 07/11/2023Wow! Look who's on the cover this month! 221
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 07/11/2023love 2 pick up the latest edition of my favorite magazine Bruce Willis™️ 250
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 07/11/2023a concept: Life, but less terrible in every way 171
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 01/11/2023u think him and god get a lil tongue action goin 010
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 01/11/2023if u do throw it away, cut the card up first! and then put it in an already very full bag that no ones likely to dumpster dive for (i say that just if it’s to the point where having it around is bothering you, - if not, there’s no harm in still holding on to it, more just a nuisance) 110
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 01/11/2023lmfao. yes. this is the stuff. love halo content. love making fun of elon content. this is why i Log On ™️ 010
Reposted by big dumb baby boifoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 01/11/2023waiting at the bottom of the speed halo chute for the cybertruck 153
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 01/11/2023this map had some money hiding spot. great place to drop ur pal from above outta nowhere and skerwer him as he flew off the map for uncertain amount of time 040
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 01/11/2023yes. new years is EASILY rock bottom. & yeah i mean i def enjoyed halloween more when iwas younger but even then it wasnt my jam. have a had a few good adult ones where but once college ive definitely skipped more halloweens than participated. (i did hand out candy tn so i guess i participated lol) 110
big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 01/11/2023shotguns & swords only, here 25min. be thre or ur weaker than the Flood’s lil popcorn dudes 040