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@bobaganoush.bsky.social
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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⚓ Liquidity Transmission Framework
Liquidity Isn’t Gone. It Just Stopped Absorbing Risk.
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Let's kiss sometime k great thanks 😚
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
hi 😍
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
😍 yes please
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
absolutely 😍🤤
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
lmfao appreciate it dude
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
went mega hella super platinum on the hellsite,,, thought u all may also find it amusing
ss of my tweet.
caption - there's literally nothing else you could possibly need.
image - meme of maslow's hierarchy with purple bottom and gold top. bottom says "pussy from a girl who is my wife who i love" and the top says "a sword"
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
i am!
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
Me: I love polyarmory Her: u mean polyamory? Me, in a full suit of armor wielding a multiple swords: what
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
omg hi!!!!!
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
🅱️ö🅱️’s 🅱️ig 🅱️ussy 🅱️oppers Name: stop ✋ drop💧 roll 🛼 Songs: 60 Length: 3 hours Genre(s): House, Pop Dance, Tech House, UK Dance 🎧EDM bsky Happy Friday legends!
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stop ✋ drop💧 roll 🛼
stop ✋ drop💧 roll 🛼 · Playlist · 60 songs
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
hhahahahah yeah i mean, it’s never leaving the bio. it jut goes on vacation from the main stage every once in a while. it’ll be back
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
for some reason i thought we followed each other. but anyways great to meet u stabitha my name bob. plz dont stab me. unless u really feel like u got to. then i understand.
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
some classics in here “the name’s cash, kohl’s cash” Narc Ruffalo Buttercream Buttcheeks 📠 decider (we later made tshirts with my phrase “📠 only” on em) Bob, aspiring cult leader - made many trumpers mad when i’d troll them “YOU ADMIT YOU LIKE CULTS” 🎀fuck it we ball🎀 Bob Shammbob (go friars)
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
i am an agent of chaos… a former friend (started putting this together after he realized how often i did it so he is missing a bunch here and also this list only went to mid 2020… i kept it up for 2.5 more years lmfao (*former* bc after the pandemic he came to visit. stayed w gf and i. now his gf)
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
oh i’ll bring it back but idk if ive ever shared this…used to change it ALL the time based on the “bit of the week” or some other silly reason and my name bob was basically my defaults if i didnt have one. “big dumb baby boi, lil soupy man” was/always has been my bio. hence where that came from lol
twitter namestwitter namestwitter namestwitter names
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
(also, to be clear - i very much do agree with ur original point.. i just like doing dumb jokes more than i like harmony with my fellow man)
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
my opinions are facts. we have differing opinions. thus, ur opinions are fake news. now give me my podcast
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
i disagree.
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
people can’t do that
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
i’m also 21% sentient hat that forces children i just met into very specific cliques for the next 7 years
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
Pretty crazy I spent the majority of my life thinking I was Irish and Italian but I always felt like I was different. A Llama in boi’s clothing if u will. Thank god for 23 & me. these last 2 years i’ve finally felt like i knew who i truly was for the first time in my life. an emperor w a new groove🥹
79% llama
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
saban and harbaugh have been blowing me up all day like hey i appreciate the attention but don’t u guys have something that might be a bit more pressing coming up? plus u haven’t even heard what NIL guarantees i want (hint: gonna involve A LOT of sick ass swords)
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
wait is that not the proper technique? huh. the more you know 🌈
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
transfer portal has been insane today
bob enters transfer portal
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
women these days just hate men bc we never invite them to astral project with us, like sorry ur stuck in the mortal plane but how is that my fault??
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
Sauron’s carpal tunnel so bad a part of him was actually glad Isildur took a finger the Barad-dûr doctor finally had an excuse to ice the hand
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Imagine ur Sauron n it’s a few weeks after forming Mordor. u finally get a lil downtime when it hits u…. Not a single chick in the entire realm. ur peeping some orcs on IG tryna convince urself some are kinda hot in an outdooorsy way but u know deep down the age of man about to be the age of hand 😔
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
He’ll get it
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
Me: I love polyarmory Her: u mean polyamory? Me, in a full suit of armor wielding a multiple swords: what
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
oh shit i think spotify just sent me ur wrapped accidentally
whore
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
lmfao holy hotties
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
where did they all come from, i keep logging on to these weird ass followers… get away from me u cretins!!!!
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
that’s big 📠
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
holy whatthefuckishappeningivebeenonthissiteforlessthan2minutesinthepast20days
holy
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
bisexual? no actually ur trisexual bc if u even try-sex-you-all are goin 2 hell
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
me vs. you,,,, do u see what i’m saying😈💯😩😎
meyou
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
ur never gonna believe it
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Drew @idrewthis.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
Wow! Look who's on the cover this month!
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
love 2 pick up the latest edition of my favorite magazine Bruce Willis™️
Bruce Willis
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
a concept: Life, but less terrible in every way
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
u think him and god get a lil tongue action goin
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
lmfao about as good a spot as any
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
if u do throw it away, cut the card up first! and then put it in an already very full bag that no ones likely to dumpster dive for (i say that just if it’s to the point where having it around is bothering you, - if not, there’s no harm in still holding on to it, more just a nuisance)
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
lmfao. yes. this is the stuff. love halo content. love making fun of elon content. this is why i Log On ™️
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
waiting at the bottom of the speed halo chute for the cybertruck
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
this map had some money hiding spot. great place to drop ur pal from above outta nowhere and skerwer him as he flew off the map for uncertain amount of time
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
yes. new years is EASILY rock bottom. & yeah i mean i def enjoyed halloween more when iwas younger but even then it wasnt my jam. have a had a few good adult ones where but once college ive definitely skipped more halloweens than participated. (i did hand out candy tn so i guess i participated lol)
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big dumb baby boi @bobaganoush.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
shotguns & swords only, here 25min. be thre or ur weaker than the Flood’s lil popcorn dudes
halo 2 map
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