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BOBfromFLA

@bob021341.bsky.social
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Certified Floriduh Man.

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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I had to look it up because I did not have a pornograph at the time, but Debbie Does Dallas would probably have been on that list Had I seen it.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I should say The Deer Hunter, but I’m actually going to go with National Lampoon‘s Animal House. Sorry, not sorry.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I just took a world tour on my VPN. It seems to be like Ontario everywhere but here.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That's a trim slayer...(in a good way).
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
That’s the voice of Jonny Quest. It’s great.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ACME Steam Catapult Co. got the bid.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hey Harmeet, dissents are for losers.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Mine is Pelican 1510 (without foam, but with lid organizer option). Heavy but bulletproof. Lighter "Air" 1535 Air Carry-On model available now. 21.96 x 13.97 x 8.98" Only issue is it looks like camera or tool case (mine is black), so consider getting a bright color to reduce theft.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I finally recovered from being wiped out on my 100% investment in Bear Stearns. I think I’ll put my current investment portfolio ($11.46) in SpaceX. My grandkids will thank me.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Random memory don’t know where it came from — precious metals are measured in Troy ounces 31 grams, so it would take about 15 Flock cameras to get a Troy ounce, in which case you’d have about 30 pounds of copper by my calculation. Not sure what I should do with this information.… Interesting.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
During Trump 1.0. Doc: Do u know who the President is? Mom: [scrunches face for 10 seconds, eyes narrow, spits out] … “that … MAN.” Me to doc: shes alert oriented and aware, right? Doc: Uh, pretty much so, yeah … [she wasn’t but got 2/5 that day] 2/2
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My Mom, diagnosed dementia, in hospital after a fall. Doc: do u know where u are? Mom: trying to find the word … “I’m in a hotel for sick people.” Perfect description of exactly where she was but she couldn't recall the word. Funnier response when asked if she knew who the Pres was. 1/2.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
There is such a word, but it’s in German.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
1. Kash files it in the proper jurisdiction. 2. Def asks the Court to take judicial notice of several published photos of Kash, including this one. 3. Court: Summary Judgment for Def. The end.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
And the WORST thing? Those scratchy prison togs and shower shoes. They took away his purple blouse, his capri pants, and his Gucci loafers.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I am literally sending in another $50 to my local PBS station (WEDU) in thanks for Ken Burns doing this bit. Bravo.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They were shooting. It’s just that you can’t hear it because of their advanced suppressor technology. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Where’s @popehat when we need him?
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I didn’t notice the balloon on the front label! All my favorite pre-done seasonings, Tony’s, Slap, Badia Adobo, Jane’s Krazy all list salt as the first ingredient. That one definitely has salt in it! Haha
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Did not notice this. Glued to that show When I was 11. BBBBOOOOOOPPPPP BEEEEEEEEPPPP HHHOOOONNNNKKKK Squad 51, Rescue 51… MVA at intersection Hollywood and Vine, multiple injuries … And then Bobby ”Route 66” Troup and real life wife Julie Landon as trauma doc & nurse. Crazy!
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Since the ingredients on a label are listed in declining order of their contents and salt is not listed, which would ordinarily be first in something like this, does that not imply that there is no salt in this one? Of course, it could be mislabeled like many things are.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Same for Isaac Chotiner's show . . .
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
When is dinner and where do I show up.?
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The image was awesome right up until it hit the truck. . . . then it went to shit.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This has got to be an ad from the Onion, right? @bencollins.bsky.social
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You mean you didn't like that sweet, sweet jury pay? In my jurisdiction, it's $15/day if your employer doesn't pay you while serving (and they're not required to). I'm a true solo, so I can't pay myself anyway. . . . OTOH, we have 1-day-or-1-trial here, so that's good. Still never been picked.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Time to put on your walkin' shoes, bro.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I did my part in the form of a few modest proposals. Comments are open until midnight Mountain Time today.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Apparently, they are not airworthy….
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
In Florida, a suspension longer than 90 days requires that an applicant reapply to The Florida Bar. This suspension does not automatically end after two years.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hey @dreadships.bsky.social check this out!
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Chris ... Can I call you Chris? What are YOU going to do about this? You're a fricken U.S. Senator. Any thoughts on legislation? Hearings? Anything?
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Did anyone ever get their Trump sneakers? What happened to them?
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I’m shocked to discover that there are criminals in the White House.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
No one injured in this officer-involved shooting. (using well known LEO Exonerative tense)
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Indeed. My cummerbund has my initials embroidered on it . . . in the form of naval signal flags. My wife did the embroidery!
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The technical legal term for this lawsuit is: "A pissing match between skunks."
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Proposed order ECF 79 is before the Court and ripe for decision. No. /s/ Judge Leon.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Dear Mr. Blanche, you should know that some assho1e is filing pleadings with your name on them à la Cleveland Browns letter.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I read that in Herzog's voice.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
True. But can he stop for 48 hours? who can say? Many people are saying, but who specifically? it’s a conundrum.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ALL CAPS BOLD WHEN I PUT A COMMENT INTO A DOC OR PLEADING. IT’S EASIER TO FIND THAT WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
That’s an interesting perspective. It almost seems as though your feeling tracks some legal framework of intellectual property and commercial rights that Ralph Lauren & Co. might have.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Imagine . . . if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
SNL Celebrity Jeopardy dot gif Sean Connery
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
As Cosmo's lawyer, I am here to tell you that he absolutely did not tear up those papers. In fact, cleaning them up on his way to the trash bin with the ones that are in his mouth. He'll clean up all that paper. Perhaps you should look into what Mr. Bean was doing at the time.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
In the States, we say idiomatically "built like a brick shithouse" to mean "very strongly or impressively built -- used especially of a person." These guys literally went into a brick shithouse. Does not seem to have helped them, though.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Anyone know the song that is playing? It’s a nice touch.
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Tampa, according to our local Pulitzer Prize winner Daniel Ruth, “Mayberry with a skyline.”
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BOBfromFLA @bob021341.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
He’s subbing in for Fr. R. Douthat, who’s taking the rest of the day off.
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