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Boatvan

@boatvan.bsky.social
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Mediocre 16 Star Offline runner on hiatus @speedruns.bsky.social fan/mod Serial lurker in many Speedrun channels Obscure/Inaccessible music enjoyer Mosh Retirement IT Professional IRL

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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My God
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm just going to ask what everyone is already thinking, does Barry Burton appear in this film, or is this another Resident Evil movie I am passing on?
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm glad to see everyone finally starting to consider Deshaun Watson persona non grata here in Cleveland. Clip is unrelated, but fits well with how I feel after yesterdays shit performance and him feeling sorry for himself in the presser. Fuck this guy and I hope we cut him. Shit person and shit QB
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Long time coming, congrats dude
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Does anyone on here fw beatdown hardcore, or is it just me
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
My late dog Wilson slept a ton, even when he was a younger guy. I think once a pet feels safe and loved, they relax and like to sleep a lot. That's my theory at least
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Part of me wonders this morning if I actually hit my head, died, and went to hell the day of my accident. It is indistinguishable right now
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I hope to someday be medically cleared to two step and mosh again. I will so come out of mosh retirement if that's the case lol youtu.be/Y7rIGefyJIM?...
youtu.be
Stout PEAT MOSS
YouTube video by Larenzo443
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
As cliche as it sounds, it is foolish to think that your mindset that you have had for the longest time is set in stone. One misfortune can shake the foundations of these thoughts in an instant. I just hope even the smallest bit of good can come out of this.
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
External hardware and I don't know if I will ever walk the same again.
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Both of my quadriceps tendons ruptured completely from both kneecaps, rendering me in severe pain and unable to really use my legs below the knee. Surgery happened this morning and is described as disabling.I am going to be bedridden for about 6 weeks with external hardware. See next post for pic.
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
They gave me a walker and told me there was "no medical reason" for my pain to be so high. After literally crying out and screaming, they admitted me to a hospital but also waited another day for the MRI I desperately needed.
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I hate to say it, but size bias is alive and well in US medical facilities. My left knee gave out 5 stairs up from a concrete floor and I smashed both knees into it. Take ambulance to ED. They take X-rays and take one look at my appearance. Because the X-rays , which don't show ligaments and tendons
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I look around at all these faces and realize how meaningless each one is. I know I'm just as fucking worthless. I know I never had a chance. Nobody lives forever, but I was born dead from the start. Nobody lives forever, but I was born dead from the start. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f96...
youtube.com
Lifeless - Intro / Born Dead (Demo Version)
YouTube video by endorsedbyhate
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
One of the best Mario clips out there. I think that was like almost exactly 5 years ago now, jeez
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Me too. One time he told Mario to "just get the fucking star dude" and Mario got the star. I think Lunarjump was somewhere in there too. Good times
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Making one's political views a personality trait is so cringe. Especially in the workplace
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Sometimes I wish Slurm was real. Same with Purple Flurp. Great costume BTW
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Kids these days have it so easy
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Unfortunately these days, games are no longer released in an optimized state. It seems lucky that it isn't just broken on release. I usually wait to buy games like this till like a month passes since release. I get that would put someone behind everyone else in a game like BF6 tho
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
didn't post about this when it happened friday but..... heroes!
new york times headline: Wikipedia volunteers avert tragedy by taking down gunman at conference
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I've been saying this for years and nobody listens to me
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
NOT NOW RICHMOND, WHO LET YOU OUT OF YOUR ROOM?
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The last line of this goes way harder than it should for a shitpost imho
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Oh that's good. Luckily, the older the laptop, the easier it is to find a replacement screen IMHO. But it's even better that you didn't break it.
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Hopefully not, but depending on the type of laptop, the screen may be somewhat cheap and easy to replace. At work, if the screen is not behind a glass layer and not a touchscreen, screen replacements are the easiest repair we do.
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Even though the cigarette thing is out of the ordinary, it is cool that they wanted to show their appreciation in some form
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I worked in the dining room at a retirement community. We were paid a full wage and there was no tipping allowed. Instead, some residents would try to tip with cigarettes like it was prison contraband LMAO
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I can only speak for myself because I did give myself tinnitus as a young person by listening to loud music. It's really not that bad. I'm just used to the ringing
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
All we need is the soundtrack playing from Tony Hawk's Underground and this experience will be complete
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
On behalf of the people of Ohio: I'm sorry that happened to you
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Just stay away from Cleveland and Ohio in general. Once you get here, you can't leave. I've been trying for 30 years
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
God damn you American Spirit tobacco company! Your blue pack is as delicious as it is addicting
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Been a Badlands Chugs fan for many years now. Bro is the best chugging champ ever. #ichugwithbadlands
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Don't drink or do drugs kids. Smoking also looks really cool and tastes good, but don't do it. Boy, the buzz is nice though. But it's not worth it...Damn how long has it been since my last cig? BRB
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
@dwhatever.sm64.live has a good heart. But the haze of alcohol intoxication made him briefly forget this, and he started thinking with his anus. It happens to the best of us. Try to show some compassion please.
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
bsky.app/profile/boat...
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I think what his boomer ass is saying is dropping a car transmission used to be a bad thing (IE difficult), but now he believes that term is a "good" thing because it means killing a trans person now(?)
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Totally not a threat of violence against me according to Facebook. Also, this boomer is a keyboard warrior lol
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Totally not hate speech according to Facebook
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I would, but I'm in the age group where some of my good friends have this cesspool as their only social media presence. I may just go messenger only soon
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I would out this guy for what he said, but he threatened me directly with violence, which is also ok with Facebook
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
This was for a public post about "dropping" trans people with a gun. I guess that is not hate speech?
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
This is how I learned what those were because I googled it after being confused at this meme
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I'm glad rockchalk found an exit out the business, don't get me wrong, he's probably doing great IRL
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I miss Bluebob and Rockchalk. The THI Sucks emote is the best Sadge
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