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Boatvan

@boatvan.bsky.social
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Mediocre 16 Star Offline runner on hiatus @speedruns.bsky.social fan/mod Serial lurker in many Speedrun channels Obscure/Inaccessible music enjoyer Mosh Retirement IT Professional IRL

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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm glad to see everyone finally starting to consider Deshaun Watson persona non grata here in Cleveland. Clip is unrelated, but fits well with how I feel after yesterdays shit performance and him feeling sorry for himself in the presser. Fuck this guy and I hope we cut him. Shit person and shit QB
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Long time coming, congrats dude
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Does anyone on here fw beatdown hardcore, or is it just me
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
External hardware and I don't know if I will ever walk the same again.
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The last line of this goes way harder than it should for a shitpost imho
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
God damn you American Spirit tobacco company! Your blue pack is as delicious as it is addicting
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Totally not a threat of violence against me according to Facebook. Also, this boomer is a keyboard warrior lol
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Totally not hate speech according to Facebook
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
This was for a public post about "dropping" trans people with a gun. I guess that is not hate speech?
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Phew, for a second I thought Wiggler was hurt to make the Bowser stage pieces. Turns out it is only the still warm dismembered remains of King Bob-omb! That is such a relief!
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I usually refer to this. I myself am moving into dad sneeze territory
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I have just enough work clothes to make it through 5 days before doing laundry. It's not being lazy or cheap, it is reducing operating costs and increasing margins
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I've seen some shit (my friends pbing mostly)
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
No. Guess where I am from tho
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I tried. Sadge
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Sadge
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Wilson, my best friend from 2009-2025. He was helped to end his brief suffering today. I couldn't have asked for a better companion. Give your pets extra love today for me.
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I had a dream that she was still alive the other day. When I saw her I cried so hard. I woke up despondent because she is still gone. I haven't been the same since. I miss you Penny, just as much as the first day after I had to let you go.
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
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Boatvan @boatvan.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Hello, here is Wilson
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