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BoarOnTheFloor

@boarish.bsky.social
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Widely considered the world’s foremost Boston Common Ballfrogs aficionado. WTGL brand ambassador. Euro Ryder Cup Team emotional consultant. Lawyer (not helpful). Multi-time dog foster failure. Lover.

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There are people who voted for "Spencer Pratt" after voting for "Donald Trump" and we're expected to walk among them on a daily basis without just flailing fists around. Kind of unfair to us normals, if you ask me
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Was away from my phone for a bit. Why am I (once again) searching the news for “diarrhea?”
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"But that doesn't mean he is a Trump supporter," Ravens fans are decrying about a man who has .eth in his Twitter handle. Simplest fanbase there is.
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TBH Mike Vick returning to the NFL was the more sympathetic sports return. Rahm enriched himself, tried to hurt the sport, and showed no remorse and will never face real consequences for his actions. In sum, Jon Rahm is a wealthy dog murderer who deserves none of the rewards he has and will get.
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm honestly not even that disappointed that Em has these dumb ass opinions now. I'm really just crushed that he is now writing lyrics dumb enough for Kid Rock's fans to understand.
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Real words from a grown adult man who won a PGA Tour event this year. Need the American team to get dusted at Adare Manor
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love my national golf team, love my national golf team’s coach. After a perfect job managing the team, Brandt giving credit to Trump was the perfect encapsulation of American golf in 2026
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kevin Kisner? The barstool guy?
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The giant glob of peanut butter was when I knew I watching a higher art form
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There are Star Wars people. There are Bond people. There are DC and Marvel people. But I’m a Jackass person. You cannot convince me that there is a better cinematic universe than the one Johnny Knoxville created. Best and Last was impeccable
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is a bit. Confirmed. A dumb bit but a bit.
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This new Morikawa and Theegala video is actually professional golf's 9/11 x.com/WeAreLAGC/st...
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Los Angeles Golf Club (@WeAreLAGC) on X
Let’s get it. @collin_morikawa @SRTheegala
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Heard the news that Jaxson Dart's knee injury might have been worse than expected. I'm absolutely gutted for him.
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Trump curse just hits some athletes different. So very sad to see a knee bend that way
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Some sad YouTube competition that seems like it has negative juice. Trump posting about him to use him for clout. Just seemingly fluttering without purpose. All of which would be hilarious if he wasn’t so pathetic about it www.golfmagic.com/tour/liv-gol...
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Bryson DeChambeau announces new $100,000 golf competition with major twist
The winner will face DeChambeau in a three-hole final, but if the two-time US Open champion wins, one lucky follower will receive the $100,000 prize.
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This version of Bryson Dechambeau is making me sad. I don't want any pity sneaking into my hatred
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
See, expert analysis. Though not exactly a skillful moment there
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In my expert opinion, both of these clubs are pretty, pretty bad at putting the ball in the goal. Or really even trying to. This has been your EPL Expert Minute.
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bluesky is a sports and ejaculate app
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If they can somehow come back, I’ll be one day closer to forgiving Amon-Ra for dancing for Donald. Long way to go but let’s start there.
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The replies here vs. the replies on Twitter are the duality of man
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trade ideas for TreVeyon: (1) Steelers - Rodgers would feed him; (2) Giants - Dart would food; (3) Packers - Kraft would share locker; (4) Browns - becomes moral compass; (5) LIV golf; (6) Outkick; (7) the sun. Just send him to the sun.
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have finally seen the Duff Foreman clips. If advancements in AI mean we have more Duff Foremen in the world, I welcome our AI overlords to extinguish the human race
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For real though, Oasis at Gillette ten minutes down the road feels like a fever dream. A super weird, 50/50 chance of actually happening fever dream.
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No, *your* child will be going to public school because you spent *your* money on three nights of Oasis shows www.boston.com/things-to-do...
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Oasis announces 3 shows at Gillette Stadium next summer
"Come witness the fitness," say Britpop superstars Oasis in the announcement for their ’27 tour, which will include three nights at Gillette.
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Petition for NFL expansion with a team of TreVeyon, Jaxxxssson Dart, Tucker Kraft, the Bosas, and Harrison Butker, coached by, uh, Tommy Tuberville?
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not a banner week for the patriots. TreVeyon remains poised to suck at football but excel at being the worst football fan’s favorite football player
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wait that Starbucks closed? I guess Nero and their inability to discern between a "splash" and "half a gallon" of milk won that battle
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There’s something impressive about failing to account for Devin Singletary on every play of a critical drive
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My biggest fade all summer was Isaiah Likely, which seems bad in hindsight if only because he gets to play this Dallas pass D twice
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And this www.tiktok.com/@elitestandu...
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#anthonyjeselnik #standupcomedy #foryou #darkhumour #airplane #baby
TikTok video by 𝕰𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖉-𝖚𝖕
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My friends know me well. So far I have been texted each of these by different friends and, yeah...healing www.tiktok.com/@anthonyjese...
tiktok.com
I always think of my mom this time of year. #standupcomedy
TikTok video by Anthony Jeselnik
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shout out to our great patriots, Bryson Dechambeau and Phil Mickelson, on this specific day for no reason whatsoever
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fight me, Pete Hegseth
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Stafford’s legs just a bit too tired to get the push. Wonder why
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You can talk about the substation all you want but the Niners have never recovered from Nick Bosa’s MAGA hat stunt and I’ll blame that
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There can’t possibly be a good seat in the house. Miles away from the field
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It was his face. Never trusted his face.
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trading weather futures on prediction markets? Are the much maligned sports betting weathermen finally going to get the bag? How broken are people's brains?
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Woke up wondering whatever happened to that Sarah Cooper woman who did those unfunny Trump lip sync videos. My brain clearly doesn’t want to process what we saw out of Drake Maye last night (Seriously, though, does she still make those videos and why or why not?)
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I guess not
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drake Maye plays football…right now
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In the case of the Raiders, I just think they’re an unserious organization and Kubiak is a clown. I do feel like there was an overcorrection on the bfast club thing this year. I really didn’t need to know that Cyrus Allen had a Mahomes poster in his room growing up
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nothing is as big of a bummer as spending 100+ hours drafting teams to find out that everything you ever heard was a lie
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Real best ball drafters know to wait until two hours before lock, when the real Injury News hits, to draft
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Their brains are so AI slop rotted that they’re using “there’s razor blades in your kid’s Halloween candy” marketing to sell you the Halloween candy
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If LIV didn't definitively prove that pro golf has no idea what fans want, Duff Foreman™️surely will. Truly, there are no words for how much my favorite sport hates me (and you!) sg.finance.yahoo.com/news/first-a...
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First AI Golf Commentator, PGA Tour Winners Headline 2026 New Mexico Open
The 2026 New Mexico Open The 2026 New Mexico Open ELEPHANT BUTTE, N.M., Sept. 08, 2026 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- AI golf commentator Duff Foreman could make broadcast history alongside Notah Begay III and R...
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I certainly don’t fault anyone for being scared of AI. I often am, as well. I don’t, however, believe that robots are going to murder my dogs and steal my my wife. I’ve seen the robots try to dance. She’ll never go for such an uncoordinated doofus
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why is anyone buying that Anthropic guy’s story? There’s never been a more naked marketing stunt and far too many Serious People are buying it
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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Truthfully I don’t even know if they are. I just grew up with enough of his type - edgelording while throwing around $5k betting slips - in MA that I made an educated guess
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