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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

There are people who voted for "Spencer Pratt" after voting for "Donald Trump" and we're expected to walk among them on a daily basis without just flailing fists around. Kind of unfair to us normals, if you ask me

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Was away from my phone for a bit. Why am I (once again) searching the news for “diarrhea?”

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"But that doesn't mean he is a Trump supporter," Ravens fans are decrying about a man who has .eth in his Twitter handle. Simplest fanbase there is.

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

TBH Mike Vick returning to the NFL was the more sympathetic sports return. Rahm enriched himself, tried to hurt the sport, and showed no remorse and will never face real consequences for his actions. In sum, Jon Rahm is a wealthy dog murderer who deserves none of the rewards he has and will get.

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Real words from a grown adult man who won a PGA Tour event this year. Need the American team to get dusted at Adare Manor

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Love my national golf team, love my national golf team’s coach. After a perfect job managing the team, Brandt giving credit to Trump was the perfect encapsulation of American golf in 2026

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There are Star Wars people. There are Bond people. There are DC and Marvel people. But I’m a Jackass person. You cannot convince me that there is a better cinematic universe than the one Johnny Knoxville created. Best and Last was impeccable

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This new Morikawa and Theegala video is actually professional golf's 9/11 x.com/WeAreLAGC/st...

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Los Angeles Golf Club (@WeAreLAGC) on X

Let’s get it. @collin_morikawa @SRTheegala

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Heard the news that Jaxson Dart's knee injury might have been worse than expected. I'm absolutely gutted for him.

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Trump curse just hits some athletes different. So very sad to see a knee bend that way

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This version of Bryson Dechambeau is making me sad. I don't want any pity sneaking into my hatred

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

In my expert opinion, both of these clubs are pretty, pretty bad at putting the ball in the goal. Or really even trying to. This has been your EPL Expert Minute.

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Bluesky is a sports and ejaculate app

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If they can somehow come back, I’ll be one day closer to forgiving Amon-Ra for dancing for Donald. Long way to go but let’s start there.

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Trade ideas for TreVeyon: (1) Steelers - Rodgers would feed him; (2) Giants - Dart would food; (3) Packers - Kraft would share locker; (4) Browns - becomes moral compass; (5) LIV golf; (6) Outkick; (7) the sun. Just send him to the sun.

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I have finally seen the Duff Foreman clips. If advancements in AI mean we have more Duff Foremen in the world, I welcome our AI overlords to extinguish the human race

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

For real though, Oasis at Gillette ten minutes down the road feels like a fever dream. A super weird, 50/50 chance of actually happening fever dream.

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Petition for NFL expansion with a team of TreVeyon, Jaxxxssson Dart, Tucker Kraft, the Bosas, and Harrison Butker, coached by, uh, Tommy Tuberville?

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Not a banner week for the patriots. TreVeyon remains poised to suck at football but excel at being the worst football fan’s favorite football player

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

There’s something impressive about failing to account for Devin Singletary on every play of a critical drive

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My biggest fade all summer was Isaiah Likely, which seems bad in hindsight if only because he gets to play this Dallas pass D twice

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My friends know me well. So far I have been texted each of these by different friends and, yeah...healing www.tiktok.com/@anthonyjese...

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I always think of my mom this time of year. #standupcomedy

TikTok video by Anthony Jeselnik

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Shout out to our great patriots, Bryson Dechambeau and Phil Mickelson, on this specific day for no reason whatsoever

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Stafford’s legs just a bit too tired to get the push. Wonder why

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You can talk about the substation all you want but the Niners have never recovered from Nick Bosa’s MAGA hat stunt and I’ll blame that

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

There can’t possibly be a good seat in the house. Miles away from the field

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Trading weather futures on prediction markets? Are the much maligned sports betting weathermen finally going to get the bag? How broken are people's brains?

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Woke up wondering whatever happened to that Sarah Cooper woman who did those unfunny Trump lip sync videos. My brain clearly doesn’t want to process what we saw out of Drake Maye last night (Seriously, though, does she still make those videos and why or why not?)

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Drake Maye plays football…right now

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Their brains are so AI slop rotted that they’re using “there’s razor blades in your kid’s Halloween candy” marketing to sell you the Halloween candy

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I certainly don’t fault anyone for being scared of AI. I often am, as well. I don’t, however, believe that robots are going to murder my dogs and steal my my wife. I’ve seen the robots try to dance. She’ll never go for such an uncoordinated doofus

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Why is anyone buying that Anthropic guy’s story? There’s never been a more naked marketing stunt and far too many Serious People are buying it

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I think we all need to be more realistic. Sportswashing isn’t going away. The Saudis aren’t done spending money on professional sports. It is just truly hard to overstate how bad of a product LIV golf, a thing nobody asked for, truly was.

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My prediction: Matt Vincenzi dips into the family trust, rounds up a gang of LIV bots, and buys LIV in bankruptcy

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Watched Little Giants with my 9 y/o last night. Two biggest takeaways (non-football related): (1) YouTube slop has warped our children’s ability to appreciate fine art. (2) I forgot how much the story focused on kissing. And how detailed it was. Like it might have been the A plot over football?

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Drake Maye plays football this week

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

We just witnessed the greatest game in Liberty Mutual Music City Kickoff history

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The score after the next score after the next score wins. There’s a full 1:28 left

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Truly a “they definitely should have gone for two but I probably wouldn’t have either on this stage” scenario

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Has anyone ever equated a football game to being drunk?

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This level of excitement to be unbearably uncomfortable must be shared at a theater

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

For all their price gouging, I have generally enjoyed their podcasts. So you can imagine how excited I am to have all their content tarnished with polymarket grifting. And for the low, low price of $599/month you can get even more!

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Tbh I don’t think the US wins another Walker Cup until they come up with a hat logo that can compete with GB&I’s

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

An amazing comeback and hats off to GB&I, but the Medinah comp seems a bit forced, Paul

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BoarOnTheFloor @boarish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The golf has been breathtaking

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