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@bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The thing I love about cookbooks (and having a mom that experiments in the kitchen) is now I can use any recipe as a base... and then do whatever the fuck I want with it. What's the author gonna do? Fight me? Doubtful.
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Sometimes I watch Great British Baking Show and remember when my mom made something they've featured when I was a child while she was a "housewife" Then I wish I could just be baking in my kitchen and make soup all day Then I resent the patriarchy THEN I resent capitalism (1/2)
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
You ever just.... Angrily chew bread
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Does it look like I give a flying FUCK, Facebook? I am hermitting in the country I am evolving into a cryptid I am fleeing to the woods and living my best life amongst the mushrooms and bugs leave me aloooooooone #dating
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Brain when I'm sitting in my chair at 10pm: ugh we can't even keep our eyes open, time for bed Brain when my head hits the pillow: Time To Ponder
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Screams of rage are not enough I need to be able to set a man on fire with my breath
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
"If you don't move and don't make eye contact it will leave you alone" The pile of laundry on my floor: nah bitch I can still see you
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
My sun is non-binary but my moon is just a silly little guy but my rising is a pretty little princess so as you can imagine we're all pretty confused
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Duloxetine, you frothy wench
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Me in 90° weather: The fog is rolling in Them:...there's no fog tho? Me, with fibro, about to get Stupid™: I can assure you, there is #fibromyalgia
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Almost put toothpaste on my face this morning, in case anyone is wondering where I'm at mentally rn
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
There is always one family member that is able to untangle cords/Christmas lights/necklaces with great precision and without getting frustrated That family member is #autistic
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Hi yeah sorry I sent you memes at five in the morning my caveman brain decided that we wake up with the sun now
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
This is what being a corpse feels like #fibromyalgia
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
If you have the audacity to call it "unskilled labor" you're never allowed to eat fast food again Wrap your own Crunch, Craig
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Fucking #samsung doesn't allow you to turn off notifications for the Galaxy Store and this shit right here is why I never update my phone 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Listen, sometimes you forget about Arrested By You by Rupert Pine from the Better Off Dead soundtrack and then you find it again and you just need a minute
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I do be referring to people as "Young Man" and it's a fucking 40-something Seattle psychiatrist with mommy issues
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
It's officially "they double when she sits down" season, you're welcome
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Some guys out there really do be kissing like they're tryna wrestle your tongue into submission smh
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I am an acquired taste and unfortunately that taste is "cyanide"
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I do be a Bubblegum Hello Kitty Crybaby Bitch and I love that for me
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Listen if I'm out with a guy and I'm wearing a cute ass outfit and he's feeling like wearing a dress out in public you better BELIEVE I'm gonna encourage that shit, we lookin cute TOGETHER 😤😤
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Having a non-verbal episode like Brain: "I find myself in an incredible amount of distress and must convey to you that I will struggle to communicate properly for an indeterminate amount of time" Mouth: "Brain ...is. No." #autism
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
When someone shows you a single brainrot and you suddenly know what your echololia is gonna sound like for the next 3-7months #autism
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Hans Holger: "It's called dissociating; it's when they leave their body and let the ghosts speak through them" Me:
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Listen it's about to be Short Shorts and Bikini Tops season so if you see my thighs or tummy jiggling you're fucking welcome ✌🏼
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Sometimes I function on pure spite and I think that's completely valid, tbh
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Dylan Lion @lionshue.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Hands Off Protest in the Boston Common
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Mor Naaman @informor.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff
Full of people down 5th avenue, view from 39th Street.
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
NEW: Incredible scenes in Washington DC now. Tens of thousands on the National Mall for the #HandsOff protest against Trump & Musk. There must be over a million people protesting across every US state today. #FiftyFiftyOne #HandsOff2025 (🎥 Alejandro Alvarez)
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Listen, with the amount of men that have continued to Ain't Shitting I can't date ANY of the zodiac signs no more. We single till the aliens show up.
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Life keeps on life-ing whether you have to go to work or not and I find that incredibly rude
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Listen I might be sweet soft lover girl but I can also Scorched Earth like nobody else you know 👌🏼
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Y2K fashion is officially "vintage" and I don't know how to feel about this information
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Based on the amount of "my toddler did this" "I was babysitting a 6-year-old and this happened" "My child threw a tantrum and now I have to replace it" posts that I see on the internet, we really need to invent screen protectors for televisions
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
"idgaf" but in a "stopped using incognito mode" way
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
When you're in the middle of a sentence and your #autism decides it's Non Verbal Time 🙃
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
The Trash Squad is finally complete ✨💖 #tattoo
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
LET FAT WOMEN WEAR CROP TOPS AND SHORT SHORTS LET FAT MEN WEAR CROP TOPS AND SHORT SHORTS LET FAT NONBINARY PEOPLE WEAR CROP TOPS AND SHORT SHORTS I WILL EAT YOU WITH KETCHUP
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Having #adhd really is like being haunted by your own ghost. Where did I just put my credit card? Couldn't tell ya-that was 37 seconds ago me and she's dead apparently so she can't help us
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
An unprecedented event: BOTH cats ✨✨✨
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Tell your girlfriend I said hi 😘
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Finally got the refund from my college and if you think I'm gonna spend it all on tattoos and sex toys you're absolutely fucking right.
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
"Proliteriat"? More like "proliteri-yum let's eat this fucking billionaire, bestie 🍴🍴🍴"
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Be the Golden Retriever Gamer BF you want to see in the world
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I might not always *feel* cute but I always *know* I'm cute and MAYBE my brain needs to take a fuckin nap and eat a goddamn cookie before it starts spouting nonsense #confidence
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Having #fibromyalgia like "My body has decided that we are Catholic and if we have Too Much Fun we must be Punished."
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bananasfostergrants @bnnasfostergrants.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Having 3/4 left of a disappointing pizza is why I should have at least ONE small pig as a pet.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
If it walks like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi, and salutes like a Nazi… Keep the online pressure up, friends. And boycott Tesla. Find out more about local protests at teslatakedown.com
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