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Mike Peterson

@bmikeyp.bsky.social
112 followers 30 following 525 posts

Dad jokes in a dad bod draped in dad shorts.

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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
He is Risynergy.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Milliam Vanilliam
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
When Mike gives you hard lemons...
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
LET'S GO, GATORS!
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Chicago August 8, 2004 Never Forget
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
We get it, Atlanta plants... YOU'RE HORNY.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
The boyyo is better at pulls than he is at taking screenshots.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Drove through 5 intersections in a row with at least 3 bags of Home Depot mulch splayed across them. Spring has sprung.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Hear me out: Menthol Jolly Ranchers.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Second place overall in our 2025 Math Mania.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I sent an old trailer for it back when I was still in the Discord. It has its own Secret Level episode if you have Prime.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
That reminds me, I need to take my vitamins.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Ayyeee.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
"I finally deleted X." *Proceeds to post nothing but screenshots of posts from X.*
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I can't suspend my disbelief enough to watch a show where work doesn't still call and email you non-stop when you're out of the office.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Shout out to Smucker's Goober.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Flash: The Prestige
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Meteoropathy is a special kind of hell.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Just saying, @capcomusa.com...
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Wes Anderson's CLUE
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
"Mmm... this chicken has some spices, huh?" 11 herbs and spices! It's the Colonel's secret recipe. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Colonel Mustard created KFC???"
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
There's no crying in Spaceballs.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Can I get one of those HOA Pardons?
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Mine is 69.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
That awkward moment when you realize your 9-year-old son is a writer for @gamechangershow.bsky.social...
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
An amazing cousin DoorDashed a COVID care package to me earlier this afternoon. I finally mustered up the energy to go get it from the front porch at 23:15... Only to realize I didn't have any pants on. YOLO.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Oohhh, that makes me wonder... If the starters DO have a new typeset for final evos, will we get Megas for both the new Kalos ones, AND their OGs?
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Need COVID show recs, please and thank you. Murder mysteries or irreverent comedies are a bonus.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Kink shaming a guy when he's down...
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I am so drenched it sweat that it could have honestly happened and I would be none the wiser.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I think my dog is pissed at me for having COVID.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Fudging fudge.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Also, not gonna lie... Would totally have been OK with another regional Typhlosion to make these all Gen 2.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I think we have to. Specifically because they didn't show them.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Oh. OH. Ohh...
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Apparently, a cool thing to gift yourself for your birthday is COVID for the first time ever...
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
My son took it upon himself to download Duolingo and start learning three new languages at once and that's amazing and adorable and all but holy fucking shit the amount of notifications are insane.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
If the Dursleys hated Harry so much, why didn't they want him to go away to Hogwarts? Dumb ass book...
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I invested in JNCOs because of the pocket space.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Oh, you had computer money? Now I get how you could afford albums...
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Wait... we weren't supposed to steal them?
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
A taut political thriller about a CIA agent, who is played by two children on each other's shoulders in a trench coat, switching spots between scenes as each other get tired of holding the other up.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
This asshole just said, "An orange orchard," and... friends... I am seething.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Good for her. Good for her.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Mobile Suit Condom
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Watermelon: Nature's pizza.
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Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
PSA: I am loving Common Side Effects.
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