Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 30/03/2025The boyyo is better at pulls than he is at taking screenshots. 010
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Drove through 5 intersections in a row with at least 3 bags of Home Depot mulch splayed across them. Spring has sprung. 010
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 23/03/2025"I finally deleted X." *Proceeds to post nothing but screenshots of posts from X.* 010
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 10/03/2025"Mmm... this chicken has some spices, huh?" 11 herbs and spices! It's the Colonel's secret recipe. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Colonel Mustard created KFC???" 000
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 02/03/2025That awkward moment when you realize your 9-year-old son is a writer for @gamechangershow.bsky.social... 000
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 02/03/2025An amazing cousin DoorDashed a COVID care package to me earlier this afternoon. I finally mustered up the energy to go get it from the front porch at 23:15... Only to realize I didn't have any pants on. YOLO. 010
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Need COVID show recs, please and thank you. Murder mysteries or irreverent comedies are a bonus. 000
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Apparently, a cool thing to gift yourself for your birthday is COVID for the first time ever... 100
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 24/02/2025My son took it upon himself to download Duolingo and start learning three new languages at once and that's amazing and adorable and all but holy fucking shit the amount of notifications are insane. 000
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025If the Dursleys hated Harry so much, why didn't they want him to go away to Hogwarts? Dumb ass book... 000
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025A taut political thriller about a CIA agent, who is played by two children on each other's shoulders in a trench coat, switching spots between scenes as each other get tired of holding the other up. 000
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 23/02/2025This asshole just said, "An orange orchard," and... friends... I am seething. 000
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Charlie's last name was Bucket. Chuck Bucket. There's no way his drinking buddies didn't call him Chucky Buckies. England is wild. 000
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 21/02/2025About to glue a mustache on this dude and take him to Atlantic City. 010
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 21/02/2025There's nothing more inane to me than people getting pissed off at you for them being wrong. Maybe read a book instead of regurgitating something you heard once with your whole ass chest. 000
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 21/02/2025If the plural of louse is lice, and having multiple louse is lousy... shouldn't it be licey? 000
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Who has been tracking how much raw dogging this dude has been doing for 124 years??? 000
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Please stop referring The White Lotus to me as a murder mystery. You're embarrassing yourself. 000
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 16/02/2025If your kid needs a hug, or hell even just wants one, and you don't drop whatever you're doing and give said kid said hug, you need to sort your damn priorities out. 020
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Fred and Velma be like, "You cowards," to Shaggy and Scooby-Doo, then immediately run away from the monsters themselves. 000
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Fellas, how many pillows are we duct taping around our knees before bed these days? 000
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 15/02/2025All I could think about during this performance, on Valentine's Day no less, was Jake Johnson on @cbbworld.bsky.social screaming, "This is Cher. She's cumming like crazy, ya dope. You say, 'Yes,' to this," at @pftompkins.bsky.social as Alimony Tony. 000
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 15/02/2025What's Kendrick's big beef with Uncharted all about? 000
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 15/02/2025The boyyo didn't have school yesterday for some reason, and the SNL music special was last night. Long story short, it's Sunday and you can't tell me any different. 010
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Might give it all up and become an asparagus farmer. Just keeping varmints out of my fields and fancy smelling pee as far as the eye can see. Got dang varmints. 000
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 15/02/2025We discovered Reese's Peanut Butter Pie last night which, if you know anything about us, is a huge revelation. You should probably bake one and invite us over. 120
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Bar stools are like urinals: If there are multiple open, you have no business saddling up to the one immediately next to me, fella. 010
Mike Peterson @bmikeyp.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Just threw a slice of cheese to my dog. He stepped into the catch and it landed across his snout and eyes. He then ran full speed, face first, into a kitchen cabinet. Now I am cleaning dog nose blood off of said cabinet. Happy Valentine's Day. 010
