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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Dow has been under 53,000 for a while so legally we’re allowed to ask again about the president being a pedophile.

Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A woman, presumably his wife, took his picture with his arms around two kids. Because, you know, this is how you’ll want to remember your dad one day.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So this here exemplifies everything I hate in society: At my fifth grader’s track meet, a parent is wearing a bright red sweatsuit with “LET’S F*CK” emblazoned on the front.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Inside me are two wolves and they both find everything annoying.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I really don’t understand what happened to make them this way but I hate 95% of parents who are my age.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I didn’t follow this trial but my wife did. All I can say is as a person whose profession is working with mental illness I find it disturbing that there is footage of people actively cheering after this result came in.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I’m behind on this so I don’t know if it was said a bunch of times already… HOMES is the acronym for knowing the Great Lakes but for anyone wanting a new pneumonic device it would be SHAME.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Highlights: 1. Daughter looked pretty fatigued sitting down and when she heard the bell into on YYZ she immediately stood up like she was possessed.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Daughter and I checking in from our Rush seats!

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Here’s a new track I’ve been kicking around on.soundcloud.com/SSo4zcHkRX6u...

soundcloud.com

I Dreamed I Was A Vulture

Mix in progress, no vocals yet

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Come on baby, one more prominent 80 year-old…

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One of our finest Americans. What a life.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Some slovenly dad at the elementary school open house in one of the classrooms absolutely reeked of weed and I expressed my annoyance to my wife. She said I’m too judgmental. BUT PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE JUDGED SOMETIMES! BRING BACK JUDGMENT!

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Is there a term for when an unattractive person has a tattoo of a more attractive person on their body? I saw it enough times today that I feel there should be a term.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Having kids is part of why we go to Cedar Point, but having kids is also why, despite taking the whole goddamn week off, I am not able to go to Cedar Point. Kids blow, man.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

*Listening to “Superunknown” in the car* 7 y/o Son: “Mom thinks this is too heavy, huh?” Me: “Yeah.” 7 y/o Son: “Why do guys just like to rock more?”

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I bought them. She’s committed. It’s her first concert.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

She also just asked if I would get us Rush tickets.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

My daughter keeps asking for a Fleetwood Mac shirt and that fact is one of the few things in life that brings me true happiness.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Here’s a pretty pathetic problem to have: I got banned permanently from Reddit.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

🥺 At least he got to see Montana, I assume…

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Alright America, you’re 250 years old. Get your shit together.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I’m watching Return of the Jedi and my kids, who have have not watched Star Wars, walked in and are sitting watching it. It’s like seeing a deer get close and not wanting to move so you don’t scare them away.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Negotiating a salary offer for the first time in my life.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I was teetering right on the edge of concluding my fifteen-year government career and now have an opportunity to extend it and make more money and it could be fine or completely miserable and I have no idea what to do and I don’t like having to think anymore so I’m going to go cry now.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I’ll give you one guess as to the nature of his outspoken politics.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

My cousin made the news as a sex offender. How was your weekend?

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Another entry in my continuing series on complaining about society… If you’re in a public place and watching a video or listening to something on your phone loud enough that I have to listen to it too you’re an asshole and should have your phone taken away.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I swear as I age I’ve become what a Republican was like fifty years ago in my soul except I have liberal social views: “Kids are annoying pussies now. I hate hippies. Why are people so goddamn weird? Why doesn’t that person take care of their lawn? Why does everyone dress like they’re a slob?”

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Planting in the butterfly garden listening to Judas Priest.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Fighting the urge to pull a Bobby Knight and get ejected from my son’s basketball practice for freaking out on disrespectful kids I don’t even know.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

We haven’t talked enough in recent years about how the dream of having your own private island has been ruined.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Ruining my daughter’s life because I won’t send her to the indoor water park with an unhealed biopsy wound.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

*Dispatches from therapy session* “I couldn’t hear because of my tendonitis.”

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Jail time for manufacturers who put little unnecessary screws on the battery covers for kid’s toys

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

From my holiday travels I have determined we are facing a crisis of cranks with too much money to spend on billboards.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Son: “Merry Christmas, Dad. I couldn’t find one that said Dad.”

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

I have decided I’m going to fully give in to the urge to be unsociable at the in-law holiday gathering.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

🎶Although it’s been said many times, many ways🎶

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

You know a surprise place where you find some great band names? The “In Popular Culture” section of wiki articles about serial killers.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Just finished a book in one day for the first time in almost twenty years.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

🎵Tariffs on the imports No transgender youth sports Fluctuating job reports Texting out war plans DEI is a nope JD Vance kills the Pope Uber drivers known to grope Explosion in Iran🎵

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Yeah, I know about AI. As in “Ayyy, I want those digits, girl.”

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

I have held on to this for forty years without ever saying it… I do not like the song “Under Pressure.”

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

I’m gonna let you know something from a therapist perspective: if you’re going to all of your partner’s appointments for everything, unless they are actually incapable of being alone or comprehending the information they are being given, you’re probably not helping.

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Blunt Therapist @blunttherapist.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Me, walking into the living room and looking at the TV: “We’re watching this again?” Daughter: “I’m in my Mrs. Doubtfire era.”

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