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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

sebastian manicotti is one of the most successful comedians out there everybody has a favorite seb bit for me, it’s probably his joke about being italian

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

declaring “retard” a slur so unspeakable that it can only be referred to by it’s first letter says “i agree with the school bullies and the eugenicists that it‘s bad to be retarded.” why did you validate only the most insulting and disparaging definition? what an insult to retarded people.

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

a lot of questions around Digger what the hell is this movie? is it secretly a musical? what happened to Shelly Miscavige, Tom?

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jamie loftus @jamieloftus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

feeling this hard -- i am so glad that there is an actual conversation that's taking place around cornell, and that survivors coming forward isn't being dismissed as 'woke 1' or whatever the fuck. and it's also hard to ignore that we've been here before, in the recent past, and nothing changed.

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 27/09/2026

"differently abled" is a very funny phrase because it implies the person either has a disability or has superpowers, either way you gotta be nice to them

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Kelly Carlin-McCall @kellycarlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻 Zelda! I’m with you sister. Stop using our fathers as your bad joke AI-generated puppets. Shame. Shame. Shame.

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

religion needs to start pulling its weight around here. every place of worship should provide sanctuary and accommodation for anyone without a roof over their head. no exceptions. otherwise, may you suffer whatever consequences you preach.

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

sometimes an incoming call will brick my phone. unable to answer the call, close the app, or navigate anywhere else until i shut down my phone and reboot.

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

fuck it. i’m coming for ai’s jobs. i can do most of that stuff cheaper. like, just give me some of that money and data. i got way more experience with being online than some chatbot. give me 2004 internet and the 2026 resources, and id be so much better at it than any adware algorithm.

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i like some of einstein’s theories relatively speaking

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

why do you, a person with absolutely no financial stake in a movie’s success, care about box office totals? there’s like 2.5 movie studios taking hundreds of billions of dollars on these movies while the unions are begging for health insurance and fair pay what good is the box office

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

if you give a mouse a cookie but it’s like disney is the mouse and the cookie is copyright law and because disney was able to change copyright law once and now… like i don’t have the energy to write the whole essay right now, but you get it?

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

it‘s not whether or not there is a god there better not be a fucking god because if some guy is responsible for all this i’m gonna fight him come get your ass handed to you you almighty coward

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

if they gave me more of their money, i’d treat it so much better than they would id be so much more responsible with it i’d just be giving so many dollars to people i’d make money seem like a good thing but they’re just sitting on it and farting on it like dumb greedy babies and i still gotta work

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

got a survey on youtube it asked which of the following social media platforms would i consider using facebook instagram youtube snapchat none of the above i said none of the above, and moved onto the video i wanted to watch and that’s how market research works in a nutshell

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

is the autism test the only personally quiz that can end with an official diagnosis?

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

grooving along to faith hill’s “this kiss” until she informs me that the kiss is, in fact, criminal and then it’s like ummmmmm i dunno about that one anymore miss hill 🚩🚩🚩

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

the morgue on a disney cruise should have a cute name like “Olaf’s Lounge” or some shit

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

you used to be able to go somewhere and get things good, fast, and/or cheap you’re lucky to get one of those now

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

YEE HAW - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELOTEAN ON A SURF BOARD "WHERE DID THEY GO" SECRET MIND PLACE FAR AWAY , DEEP INSIDE A CLEAR PLAIN THAT GOES ON FOR EVER AND AS A GENTLE BREEZE BLOWS THE GRASS RIPPLES TO THE HORIZON AND BEYOND , THERE IS NOTHING HERE THERE IS NO ONE HERE THE SUN NEVER SET'S THE SUN NEVER RISE'S A STILLNESS PERVADES ALL "ITS VERY BORING" KEEP CREATING MAN MADE HORRORS BEYOND MY COMPRESHENSION ILL KEEP DISSOCIATING - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

people will show you the worst piece of shit you’ve ever laid your eyes on and say “i bet you can‘t even tell it’s ai“

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

i’m really good at reciting the alphabet backwards no one ever asks thinking about getting into drunk driving just for the opportunities

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

the lesson to take from the 2000s “the moment you compare someone to a Nazi, you’ve lost the argument” discourse is that, yeah, we should be calling out Nazi behavior when we see it, otherwise, the Nazis take power

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

sorry I might be late to the movie the line to look at movie times on the app is too long

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/06/2026

“For decades, this part of Fort Worth has languished as nothing more than a loving community for African American families and a bustling hub for Black-owned businesses,” said Mayor Mattie Parker

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Black Neighborhood Demolished To Make Room For Nothing In Particular

FORT WORTH, TX—In a move that left hundreds of longtime residents scrambling to find alternative housing, municipal construction crews reportedly demolished a local Black neighborhood Thursday, part o...

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Trying to decide if I would still be mad at a guy who recklessly cut me off in traffic if when I passed him his windows were down and he was blasting Mr. Dink's theme from Doug. I think no.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

A few more wrong choices in my life and I could’ve smelled so much worse

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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

this is not cinema (i assume i''m the first one to make this joke)

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

time flies with a cruel cosmic indifference as to whether or not you’re having fun

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

it used to bother me more when people would say “post-covid” when obviously covid still exists and is still dangerous but I understand more that “post-covid” is just the stand-in phrase for “post-apocalypse” until we’re ready to use that

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

refusing the knife when it’s my turn for the blood oath because I’ve got a scab I’ve been picking at anyway

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

there are only two kinds of people non-binary people and non-non-binary people

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

if i can play devil’s advocate for a second his fiddlin’ sounded objectively cooler than johnny’s there’s no way that thing went down the way mr daniels claimed i kind of think he deserved that dude’s soul he earned it fair and square

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

the only two people who should ever listen to what i say are the people who want to and the people who need to otherwise i am just some guy saying some shit and i am truly sorry to bother you

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Every time, it’s like “surely this man-made horror will be the one, and yet here I am, once again, comprehending it.

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Capitalism is one of the most successful slavery-laundering schemes in history

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

What’s everyone’s retirement plans? Lawsuit payout? Lottery? Heist? Generational wealth? Die earlier?

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

they say the housing market is out of control, but you can still find a place for a quarter million dollars

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

You know what they say about making assumptions. You make an ass out of ump and tions. I don’t know why they say that. Tions isn’t even a real word. People just say things, you know?

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I’m sick of being left high and dry. It’d be nice to be low and wet for a change.

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

“Shareholder” is just a wild oxymoron that’s allowed to be an all-powerful entity, but “paycheckparasite” isn’t a word yet.

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

A GRINING AMERICAN FLAG SKULL "DONT LIKE AMERICA ? WHY WOULD ANYONE LIKE IT????? IMAGINE CRYING FOR THE FLAG " - CANT SAY I WAS EVER A BIG FAN OF IT ALL BUT DAMB ITS NOT GOING SO HOT THESE DAYS IN THE OLD USA - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

NO - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELTEON LOOKEN AT THERE PHONE TRYEN TO DECIDE THE BEST WAY TO TELL THERE BOSS "NO' BUT THERE NOT EVEN THINKEN ABOUT TELLEN EM 'YES' BECUASE WETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT DA WORKER IS PERFORMING DA LABOR AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST THEFT ,YUOU GOTTA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE POWER IS AND AT THE END OF DA DAY THEY AINT GONGA HIRE SOME ONE TO REPACE YOU SO FUCK IT ! YOUR DOING THE WORK AND THATS WHAT THEY GET , AND DA TEXT SAYS "SAY NO TO YOU'RE BOSS, NO NO SORRY PARDNER NO THANK'S SORRY CAN'T NO NOABUNGA NO, YOU WONT GET FIRED,THEIRS NO ONE TO REPLACE YOU WITH ,AND YOU WONT BE REWADED IF YOU SAY YES - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

COINCIDENCE - dashare.zone ADMIN

I WILL NEVER VIOLATE "TERMS OF SERVICE " BUT ITS INTETESTING HOW ITS AGAINST THE T.O.S OF EVERY APP AND SITE TO SAY "WHAT EVERYONE SHOULD DO" OR " WHAT SOMEONE SHOULD DO" , ITS FUN TO POST BUT THIS AINT WHERE THE REVOLUTIONS GONNA HAPPEN, AND BTW U SHOULD LEAVE YOUR PHONES AND SMART WATCHES INSIDE IF YOU EVER DECIDE TO "TALK ABOUT IT IRL" , DA TEXT " TERMS OF SERVICE OF EVERY SERVICE PROHIBIT YOU FROM SAYING WHAT SHOULD BE DONE ABOUT ALL OF THIS " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

IN "DA ROOM " - dashare.zone ADMIN

TAKEN A DUMP SUCK'S BUT ITS THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF THAT STUFF,,, IN ORDER TO CHANGE ANY THING IN YOU'RE LIFE U MUST BE WILLING TO BE UNCOFORTABLE, U MUST BE WILLING TO SWEAT WHEN SOME ONE MAKES EYE CONTACT, U MUST BE WILLING TO BECOME KNOWN AS A PERSON, YOU MUST GET UP AND MOVE WHEN EVERY CELL OF YOUR BODY TELLS U TO REMAIN STILL ON YOUR PHONE!!! YOU ARE A DIVINE BEING!!! YOU ARE MORE THAN JUST FLESH AND FLUID'S MOTHER FUCKER!!! YOU ARE A POWERFUL BEING AND U DEFY THE INERTIA WHICH SOCIETY SEEKS TO PUSH INTO YOU AT ALL COST'S!!! YOU ARE POWERFULL!!!!! YOU ARE THE MAIN CHARACTER YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN CHANGE ANY THING ABOUT YOUR WORLD YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF THIS SHIT AND YOUR ABOUT TO GRAB IT BY DA NECK AND RIDE IT INTO THE REST OF THIS YEAR MOTHER FFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU , AND IF U TRUST IN ADMIN, U ARE TRUSTING IN YOUR SELF , ALSO DA TEXT " NEVER GIVINT A SHIT, ALWAYS TAKING ONE: TIME THEFT THOUGHT TO MUCH ABOUT SOMETHING, ANXIETY, FOOD TREAIN COMING THROUGH, LACTOCE INTOLERANCE, GOT THE COFFEE PROBLEMS, GOOD PLACE TO HIDE AT WORK " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Nick Martucci @blunderingidiom.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Your representatives knows. Your senator knows. Every elected official knows. They are on the side of the government in the war of the government vs the people. If anyone in power was going to stop this, they would have. Let the myth of a heroic America die. We’re in the “fall” part of its history.

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