blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 4hupdating my non-php systems right now just to use up even more bandwidth 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 7hin solidarity with fortune 500s globally we will not be shutting down our php 5x infrastructure for the upcoming security patch 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 10hphp 8.5? pah, i just found php 7.2 used in production, exposed to the internet, of course. 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026sudden allergic reaction everytime i see pawhost mentioned anywhere 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026[fedi meta dont bother unfolding] I hate to be the guy complaining about fedi on fedi but i find it deeply funny that i saw a post on my timeline the other day saying "i miss when fedi didnt constantly complain about AI", my brother in christ before AI everyone on here was complaining about […]hounds.onlineOriginal post on hounds.online 000 0
Reposted by blumlaut1N - No Subject - hi @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026Receiver 2 is a game about being sent to mind prison by extradimensional aliens but thankfully being able to psychically manifest your comfort object: a glock 17 with an illegal 3d printed auto switch 12611 26
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026first person shooter with an ammo display thats just your in game character keeping count, becomes guesses if you shoot too fast and mag checks are only a ballpark estimate. 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026apparently furries are now promoting their vibeslopped software on FA 200 2
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026guys, its the end of summer, please sell your wheels, i want to put semislicks on my car 100 1
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026how the fuck is no one selling any of the 3 different brands of wheels im looking for right now, wtf. 100 1
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026of course I come down with the sickness the week of the furmeet, grumble grumble 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026Claude, update my CV and apply to cashier jobs for me! 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026KEEP BOMBING THE SHIT OUT OF RUSSIA!!!! WAR!!! DESTRUCTION!!!! MUHAHAHAHA 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026tried playing a non-steam video game on linux and ended up creating a pr on a project that was just a single 8000 line python file im so tired 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026i cant believe its been 3 million years and both telegram web clients are still buggy as fuck 000 0
Reposted by blumlautDIALUP DARLING (TOP 0.04% COMPUTER) @deersyrup.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026for god s sake could someone open the silo door??? they're literally coming for us and its our only way out 184 8
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026forcing my graphics cards to watch movies in order to save disk space 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026apple's 3D graphics framework is so metal 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026so anyway if you like the new ford dlc and you want a mod that adds all of the missing engines, gearboxes and differentials the cars came with hit me up 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026ended up on a modding binge in american truck sim and published like 4 mods on the workshop oops. 110 1
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026[general genai subpost] the amount of people saying "using genai means you are fascist" is.... honestly quite on brand with eternally online angry-at-everything people. 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026[debian cve subpost] LLMs are finding CVEs, must be the LLMs fault!!!! 101 1
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026just had a beggar at my door who had a laminated paper prepared begging for money, she was fake crying and said "but your neighbors gave me something", crazy the lengths they go to now 010 1
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026decided to play some cod mwii and the first match i join i get hackusated by both 2 enemies and a teammate still got it 😎 010 1
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026switched from portainer to dockhand, despite looking vibecoded as fuck it seems to be working much better than portioner so far, here's hoping. also the projects readme forbids LLMs from scraping the codebase but github lists Claude code as a contributor, lmao. 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026[self-harm (not me), social media] opening bsky and seeing someone livepost their attempted suicide and finally quoting their "goodbye" message with "didnt work" is wild 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026referring to myself in third person to make blumlaut seem like even more of an asshole than he already is 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026[work OH, DE] A:"Hat sich was an der branch geändert während ich im Urlaub war? Ich bekomme einen fehler dass er die branch nicht findet" B:"Ja, die branch heißt jetzt nicht mehr 'main' sondern 'moin'" 011 1
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026i generally disregard any cooking recipe that calls for egg yolk and doesnt give the egg white anything to do 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026@volpeon@icy.wyvern.rip I just wanted to listen to my audio book :((( 010 1
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026for completeness, here's the first time gemini has decided to (without being prompted) randomly talk to me and actively listen for my reply. once again, i DID NOT press the button for it to talk to me, it just did that on its own. 234 4
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026google forced gemini on my car, replacing the standard assistant, I just asked it if burger king in my local town is open and it goes "Yes, because the store opens at 11, its currently open." it is 10:40. "Correct, because the Burger King in your town opens at 11, it's currently still closed." […]hounds.onlineOriginal post on hounds.online 102 2
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026At the dealership for the yearly service and one of the techs is arguing with sales because they keep telling him to take care of something before he can finish his current work and the tech just stormed off very angry after forgetting a car in the car wash 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026i could absolutely fucking devour some mozzarella right now 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026didnt even make a post but just commented under an existing post criticism the exact same thing lmao 000 0
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026getting permabanned from ai slop webapp subreddit for voicing my criticism of them reinventing the wheel and doing things badly 100 1
Reposted by blumlautblumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026old glass kicks ass Meyer-Optik Görlitz Oreston 1.8/50mm 📍RFM 012 2
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026old glass kicks ass Meyer-Optik Görlitz Oreston 1.8/50mm 📍RFM 012 2
blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026just gonna start unfollowing people who nonstop post about the thing they hate instead of posting about the things they enjoy 000 0