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just had a beggar at my door who had a laminated paper prepared begging for money, she was fake crying and said "but your neighbors gave me something", crazy the lengths they go to now

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

decided to play some cod mwii and the first match i join i get hackusated by both 2 enemies and a teammate still got it 😎

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

switched from portainer to dockhand, despite looking vibecoded as fuck it seems to be working much better than portioner so far, here's hoping. also the projects readme forbids LLMs from scraping the codebase but github lists Claude code as a contributor, lmao.

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026

[self-harm (not me), social media] opening bsky and seeing someone livepost their attempted suicide and finally quoting their "goodbye" message with "didnt work" is wild

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

referring to myself in third person to make blumlaut seem like even more of an asshole than he already is

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

[work OH, DE] A:"Hat sich was an der branch geändert während ich im Urlaub war? Ich bekomme einen fehler dass er die branch nicht findet" B:"Ja, die branch heißt jetzt nicht mehr 'main' sondern 'moin'"

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

i generally disregard any cooking recipe that calls for egg yolk and doesnt give the egg white anything to do

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

google forced gemini on my car, replacing the standard assistant, I just asked it if burger king in my local town is open and it goes "Yes, because the store opens at 11, its currently open." it is 10:40. "Correct, because the Burger King in your town opens at 11, it's currently still closed." […]

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

At the dealership for the yearly service and one of the techs is arguing with sales because they keep telling him to take care of something before he can finish his current work and the tech just stormed off very angry after forgetting a car in the car wash

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

i could absolutely fucking devour some mozzarella right now

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

drank too much alcohol again 😃

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

getting permabanned from ai slop webapp subreddit for voicing my criticism of them reinventing the wheel and doing things badly

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

old glass kicks ass Meyer-Optik Görlitz Oreston 1.8/50mm 📍RFM

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

old glass kicks ass Meyer-Optik Görlitz Oreston 1.8/50mm 📍RFM

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026

just gonna start unfollowing people who nonstop post about the thing they hate instead of posting about the things they enjoy

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026

god i love drinking most of a six pack of beer in the span of an hour, truly one of my favourite activities

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026

⚠️drunklaut is in effect⚠️

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026

they call me trans affirming husky because i will bite your dick straight off

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026

building my own furtrack, with blackjack and avif!

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026

[terrible pickup line, scp] hey girl, did you just come out of SCP-914? Cause you're lookin' very fine

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026

it's almost like I've always been saying that JP Performance is a shitty human, but no one ever listens to blu.

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026

i really dont mind people vibecoding random stuff if its useful but at least make an effort when trying to erase evidence of it. the repo readme does say "AI was used in this project to assist in the building process." but.... eh.

github diff showing erasure of vibecode comments

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026

🅱️ Meyer-Optik Gorlitz Oreston 50mm F1.8

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026

the plot tickens; i took apart some of the offending switches and there was some form of black substance on them, im wondering if its either lube leaking or a bad contact causing corrosion??

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026

not sure what it is with me and keyboards but i've been having more dropouts with my keyboard as of late, i already replaced a bunch of switches but now more keep failing including one which i already replaced before, im wondering if its the keyboard or the switches now, considering i also […]

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Jonly @jonly.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026

This #FursuitFriday we are pondering the orb again 📷: @Foxxcoon

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blumlaut @blumlaut.hounds.online.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026

AI generated fursuit photos sure is a thing that exists for some reason

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