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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 20m
I dreamed about very weird things for a while. And I dreamed of flooding. Great floods. And sharks and saving little baby manatees.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 2h
Woke up to Winnie sniffing right next to my face like all I saw was her eyes like 🫪
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 6h
And the spider cricket community apparently.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 6h
Moose is just the kind of guy who would wanna remind you what his name is even if you see him every day. Wouldn’t want you to forget it.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 6h
My go to “pet voice” greeting is “greetings and salutations” because I really just think that pets being verbose is the funniest thing. Bc they’re not verbose in every situation but in saying hello yes they are. Moose however gets “hello it’s me moose” based on a video from when he was a baby
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 6h
They’re one of her favorite bugs to hunt I think bc they’re challenging. I’ve found her playing with them several times. She gets all the legs off. I think she’s like some kind of dark eldritch being in the bug world.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 6h
Nothing is SAFE
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 6h
I pull a pillow back to fix the fitted sheet and there it was. I used to find her mousie under the pillow before she lost it. It’s like she enjoys leaving her toys under there. I’m very glad she never caught the one mouse that came out onto the main floor bc JUST IMAGINE.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 6h
I was fixing up my bed and found the mangled flattened body of a house centipede under my pillow. WINNIE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 6h
I got a second shoe tower and it fits perfectly in the corner next to the other one. It gives me space to store my boots now that it’s getting colder AND I have a spot for my slippers now too! I’m happy.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 8h
I keep seeing the military school ep of Columbo and I’m just about ready to write a damn manifesto about why this colonel is gay
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 9h
“We did it Joe” - me when I fail horribly
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Please look at this dog
This is maybe a dog but also maybe some kind of weird collapsible handbag or a slumbering albino kangaroo or a canine pocket dimension, anyway if it is a dog, it’s a dog sleeping in such a way that his back legs are folded up all the way up past his nose which is only possible in an Escher print, anyway his name is Cooper, he is a hound lab mix, he is baby
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Jall | PLAY UNUSUAL TALES ✨ @jall.live · 09/10/2026
🍪 👻 🦇 🎃 ✨
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 12h
It’s moose! He wants to destroy his brother’s representative!
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 12h
My mom got me a snoopy. ft. a thief
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 13h
There was one time when someone close to the family died unexpectedly and he was like I think none of us should leave the house without saying I love you to someone or else we might regret it. And I’m like this from the guy who tells me he hopes I kill himself and life would be better with me dead
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 13h
Dude is barely staying employed tbh. There’s just so many staffing shortages he’s been very lucky. He made a show about going back to school since it would be free and I said watch something come up, just watch. Suddenly he can do classes somewhere else and they haven’t started yet. Ok sure lmao
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 13h
I’ve felt like this for several years I don’t think it’s new. It’s just that the person I know him to be and the person tries to present himself as are so completely different that it really feels like he just thinks a normal person would say something or do something and it’s really not.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 13h
Made the mistake of evolving my one shiny Zorua. I thought the color scheme would stay the same and it’s a major downgrade noooo
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 13h
You ever interact with a person and think everything is just….a facade for them? They are doing what they think good and normal do to the point where it’s a little over the top? Because that’s what I feel when I interact with my brother a lot of the time.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 13h
None of them ever want to make one. I think it’s because two of the people who cooked a lot are no longer with the team and they don’t want to have any of it.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 19h
I knew that movie wouldn’t have the balls to go with the book ending. It shouldn’t make me mad since that’s almost always the case but it kinda does.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 19h
Saw a post that said in a world without men women would live in fear bc of wild animals. No one is living in fear bc of animals lmao
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The kids last year had such a good time. They got to eat so much and have so much fun. And now it’s going to be like any other holiday party they have at school.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m not sure but honestly? Don’t even think I will be contributing. They already knew I was locked in for making turkey. I’ve talked about how much I love cooking the turkey around thanksgiving. I love baking too but they’re already gonna have a ton of desserts.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m still upset and annoyed that our thanksgiving “dinner” has been changed to desserts only. I’m not baking for the entire grade level when all they’re gonna be eating is snacks and other bullshit. It’s not a feast if it’s all cookies and shit. It’s so annoying.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Like you have a cute name that describes her silly personality and you go for the Jane Smith of cat names.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This woman was fostering a cat that loves to hide under things and had big wide eyes so she named her Boo and while she almost foster failed she decided it would be best for Boo to be adopted and her new family….renamed her fucking Luna.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I guess it got DIRE but I was sitting pretty.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Meanwhile me and my fourth grade besties hanging out having a good time looking at weird x-ray photos in their science lesson:
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Yahoo Pig
ALT: Yahoo Pig
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I got in early today bc I knew I’d be subbing and the secretary was like come. Let me show you The Wall. A whiteboard wall mapping out all the people they had to pull for coverage and where there was no coverage to be had. It was baaaad.
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
INDEED I AM that’s one thing they can’t take away
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Also in the class I was subbing the windows overlooked the parking lot and a kid went okay whoever drives that orange jeep needs to come to this classroom RIGHT NOW and I was like hi hello. The kids were all I WONDERED WHO DROVE THAT CAR
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The new one is post-apocalyptic and features things like trains. But the focus on the map is making people go !!!!!! bc that’s the same damn map minus the country in the middle!!!
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh no one is map print of a world map from a completed series. The other is the map in a book from a (new, PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT TO BE UNRELATED) series by the same author. The first series is about politics surrounding that specific country and its bridge and is semi-fantasy.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you know this series?
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Coworker ran up to me after work bc we were wearing the same boots. Same boots!
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
eh
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I like the character art it’s more the direction that is bad. Because why are you having them draw them in essentially the same pose for every cover?! Even if they were just a little more dynamic it would be different!
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me subbing almost every day for 2 weeks has been a lot but that sub pay is going to be unprecedented.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This Columbo channel going from 2003 old man Columbo to 1960s young and fresh Columbo is wild
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean come on now
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean CANON hannigram comes after gaslighting and maiming, there’s always room for growth!
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Her: you killed my family and tortured me for weeks and you think i would ever choose you? Me: now let’s not be too hasty here he did say he didn’t want to do that anymore
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Finished it and yeah man that was nowhere near as dark as I’d been led to believe. “Oh nothing happens for most of it” it’s character driven my guy. A lot happens internally. She’s being tortured by a guy who is falling in love with her.
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bitch this is the same map. WHY ELSE WOULD SHE POST THE MAP AND SAY YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO IT WHILE READING WHERE IS THE BRIDGE AND THE ISLANDS OMG
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The differences in editions with these two companies are so funny. The one on the right is just those two in almost the exact same pose every time.
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