Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026got some used dance shoes today because the heels I was using are literally falling apart (and don’t have the right ankle support) I lowballed BOTH sellers and they accepted wheeee 0240
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Why won’t they let me pay for parking it’s definitely Saturday not Sunday !! No it’s Sunday 0200
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026lol I’m on a vampire kick right now so I was rewatching true blood and I forgot how cheesy it is haha 1230
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Wow I went 5 months without getting my hair done, I didn’t realize it had been so long!! Nice that means I can wait til like Feb to get it done again 0290
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don’t understand how some people are struggling to pay for groceries and other people are doing multiple international trips in a year it’s like we literally live on different planets 1230
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Had to kick the massive spider that I was letting live on my porch off because she let two other tiny spiders set up shop next to her Like I thought she was supposed to keep her territory free of other spiders. I told her she needed to eat her kids. And yet I see a massive egg sack?? Girl 2330
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Desperate for “the love hypothesis” even though I fear it will be bad A world like this needs more rom coms or I shall not survive 0181
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The ozempic-skinny plus blush blindness is giving consumption chic yall I was not ready to be fully back in the 1800s 0130
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Not me thinking my eyes were breaking because the text on OF on desktop looks slightly blurry??? 1161
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Seeing a post about another fun event with the ENTIRE friend group but I didn’t know it was happening at all coolcoolcoolcool 0210
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Man I didn’t realize the trial for the asshole who wrecked my car is so soon. Subpoenas only pay you $10?! I deserve more for doing my civic duty, like idk, $100 at least 1240
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026New neighbors left even more cardboard on the street and again I waited for them to clean it up once the dumpster was empty but they did NOT so I wrote a passive aggressive note on one of the cardboard boxes and they picked it up that day lollll 1190
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Soooo many kdramas this year have a lot of AI BS in them :((( 1100
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Trying to move closer to the place where the people I value also value me I feel like I’m missing the mark sometimes. Putting too much value on the opinions of folks who don’t care much for me, not enough on the folks who love and support me 2360
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I always get these cravings for coffee at like 9pm Don’t suggest decaf it’s not a great suggestion for me to have more coffee-like beverages 1200
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know it’s fan service as hell dude but that moment in Endgame when all the super ladies line up still gets me 2351
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Still fucking hate the line that black widow thinks not being able to have children makes her monstrous like?? Who wrote that??? 3210
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Saw my friend at the gym today who used to be like gym buddies multiple times per week and it was a not-fun surprise to be like “oh yeah so you’ve been going without me” Looked back at our chats and this is the third time at least that this has been an issue and it feels icky 1210
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I’ve been rewatching some marvel movies and it’s funny how every issue with Tony stark is his only idea of how to protect people/maintain peace is through weaponry/policing Imagine Tony stark sitting down with a mamdani figure to gently be like… have you considered feeding the hungry 2230
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Saw a creator say “oh no I don’t think you should start on OF when you’re 18-19-20, I was 23 when I started” And I’m over here like… yea soooo much older and more mature than 20??? 1240
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Rewatching spiderman far from home and it’s so icky how quickly everyone trusts mysterio, but it really makes me question like- is this how they did it with all these former “heroes”? See them do something cool, don’t background check at all, give them access to state secrets and super weapons? 2210
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I have every AI recommendation setting off and Pinterest is still just entirely AI 0180
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Was told beach at 5ish Got to beach at 5 It’s now 5:45 and no one else has showed to the beach 2270
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Bro this super El Niño shiz is freaking me out I feel very much like in order to exist in NOT a constant state of panic I have to bury my head in the sand and I don’t know what to do. What can any of us do about a crisis like that? A better AC unit can only do so much 1230
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Mannnn the hank green news is really sad He has so many resources. So many intelligent people around him. I feel like an over reliance on AI is such an isolating behavior. It feels like it can come sometimes from a place of depression/not wanting to ask for help from a person 1340
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The onslaught of people dry firing bows post-odyssey is hurting me 0250
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Used to feel bad about never watching all the reels my friend sends me but then she will send me the same thing I sent or something similar and be acting like she’s never seen it before so it’s clear she doesn’t watch what I send either lol 0190
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026As a woman, I have to deal with either weight loss drug ads, OR Botox ads 0170
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My new therapist is pretty cool so far guys maybe this time I’ll be fixed 0280
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Lime scooter girl did text me that she got seen at the ER, yay! 2280
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026People saying “oh I guess I’ll start doing ‘random meme format’ on onlyfans lol” but not realizing like, horrible economic times elsewhere means times for “luxury” spends like subscriptions to people is dramatically lower as well, AND the second you’re a woman with an onlyfans it’s even harder to 2230
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Woah I had a dream that another influencer (who I’ve only met once or twice so I have like zero negative opinions irl) completely betrayed me and I was so mad at them in my dream!! Weird!! 0190
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Someone check on David Attenborough I just felt a disturbance in the force 1200
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Funniest thing about odyssey discourse is like girl you cannot spoil it you’ve had 3,000 years to pick up this book we ALL know what happens 7440
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Fashion influencer who usually is the queen of handmade and ethical being like “omg this top was $15 at H&M” gives me the grossest feeling You have to know the only way to make a top that cheap is slave labor and you’re shilling it to your audience of hundreds of thousands of people who trust you 0241
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I thought I was getting better at like, containing the FOMO but dude it still hurts to see friends plan fun things and not even ask me 2300
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I really want to get one of those curly specific haircuts but they always cost way more lolll Sticking with trims for now, I’d rather save my money for the dye 0180
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I made ~ $200 on my free page this month (I usually don’t post anything for sale there so this is unusual) and just that much put me in the top 30% of OF Kinda sad that 70% of folks on there are making less than $200/mo 1220
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Me searching past night “I ate too much popcorn and my tummy hurts how to fix” 1270
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026It sucks to have to explain over and over that I don’t want my wrinkles smoothed, don’t want my cellulite magicked away, don’t want my waist slimmed.. like all of that is natural and it’s important that women and girls see that all that shit is normal and not a flaw to be “fixed” 2503
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026omg I did it I found the right amount of doggy drugs to keep riker calm during the fireworks! 2410
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Hecked up posting my reel this morning and it’s performing abominably but I’m too LAZY to take it down and repost 0210
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I had to call but I got it lowered by changing coverage and they gave me a refund since the charge JUST went through Now riker better not do anything bad :((( 0170
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Wow I’m rewatching sex and the city and Carrie and Big’s relationship is sooooooo unhealthy Also he’s terrible just generally 2180
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Ran into one of my neighbors who said that he just SAT IN HIS CAR while the fire was raging like??? Men are useless 1210
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Every ad is for weight loss meds or AI bullshit :(((( 1180
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I never leave my house this early. I had my little clothes steaming gig. Riker barked at someone passing (he rarely barks) and I told him not to and thought nothing of it. My neighbor didn’t remember where the fire extinguishers were, the hose didn’t reach from the front spigot… if I wasn’t there?? 1230
Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I hate how people will post things like “just get AC” when places get unreasonably hot Not realizing that air conditioning ALSO uses energy and blah blah fluorocarbons The solution is not to install an AC in every building that exists it’s to fuckin go after megacorps killing the planet 3282