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Bluejay but weirder

@bluejayirl.bsky.social
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
got some used dance shoes today because the heels I was using are literally falling apart (and don’t have the right ankle support) I lowballed BOTH sellers and they accepted wheeee
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why won’t they let me pay for parking it’s definitely Saturday not Sunday !! No it’s Sunday
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lol I’m on a vampire kick right now so I was rewatching true blood and I forgot how cheesy it is haha
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wow I went 5 months without getting my hair done, I didn’t realize it had been so long!! Nice that means I can wait til like Feb to get it done again
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tiredddd
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t understand how some people are struggling to pay for groceries and other people are doing multiple international trips in a year it’s like we literally live on different planets
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had to kick the massive spider that I was letting live on my porch off because she let two other tiny spiders set up shop next to her Like I thought she was supposed to keep her territory free of other spiders. I told her she needed to eat her kids. And yet I see a massive egg sack?? Girl
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Desperate for “the love hypothesis” even though I fear it will be bad A world like this needs more rom coms or I shall not survive
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The ozempic-skinny plus blush blindness is giving consumption chic yall I was not ready to be fully back in the 1800s
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not me thinking my eyes were breaking because the text on OF on desktop looks slightly blurry???
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seeing a post about another fun event with the ENTIRE friend group but I didn’t know it was happening at all coolcoolcoolcool
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Man I didn’t realize the trial for the asshole who wrecked my car is so soon. Subpoenas only pay you $10?! I deserve more for doing my civic duty, like idk, $100 at least
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New neighbors left even more cardboard on the street and again I waited for them to clean it up once the dumpster was empty but they did NOT so I wrote a passive aggressive note on one of the cardboard boxes and they picked it up that day lollll
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Soooo many kdramas this year have a lot of AI BS in them :(((
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Trying to move closer to the place where the people I value also value me I feel like I’m missing the mark sometimes. Putting too much value on the opinions of folks who don’t care much for me, not enough on the folks who love and support me
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I always get these cravings for coffee at like 9pm Don’t suggest decaf it’s not a great suggestion for me to have more coffee-like beverages
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know it’s fan service as hell dude but that moment in Endgame when all the super ladies line up still gets me
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Still fucking hate the line that black widow thinks not being able to have children makes her monstrous like?? Who wrote that???
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Saw my friend at the gym today who used to be like gym buddies multiple times per week and it was a not-fun surprise to be like “oh yeah so you’ve been going without me” Looked back at our chats and this is the third time at least that this has been an issue and it feels icky
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’ve been rewatching some marvel movies and it’s funny how every issue with Tony stark is his only idea of how to protect people/maintain peace is through weaponry/policing Imagine Tony stark sitting down with a mamdani figure to gently be like… have you considered feeding the hungry
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Saw a creator say “oh no I don’t think you should start on OF when you’re 18-19-20, I was 23 when I started” And I’m over here like… yea soooo much older and more mature than 20???
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Rewatching spiderman far from home and it’s so icky how quickly everyone trusts mysterio, but it really makes me question like- is this how they did it with all these former “heroes”? See them do something cool, don’t background check at all, give them access to state secrets and super weapons?
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I have every AI recommendation setting off and Pinterest is still just entirely AI
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Was told beach at 5ish Got to beach at 5 It’s now 5:45 and no one else has showed to the beach
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Bro this super El Niño shiz is freaking me out I feel very much like in order to exist in NOT a constant state of panic I have to bury my head in the sand and I don’t know what to do. What can any of us do about a crisis like that? A better AC unit can only do so much
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Mannnn the hank green news is really sad He has so many resources. So many intelligent people around him. I feel like an over reliance on AI is such an isolating behavior. It feels like it can come sometimes from a place of depression/not wanting to ask for help from a person
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The onslaught of people dry firing bows post-odyssey is hurting me
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Used to feel bad about never watching all the reels my friend sends me but then she will send me the same thing I sent or something similar and be acting like she’s never seen it before so it’s clear she doesn’t watch what I send either lol
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
As a woman, I have to deal with either weight loss drug ads, OR Botox ads
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My new therapist is pretty cool so far guys maybe this time I’ll be fixed
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Lime scooter girl did text me that she got seen at the ER, yay!
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
People saying “oh I guess I’ll start doing ‘random meme format’ on onlyfans lol” but not realizing like, horrible economic times elsewhere means times for “luxury” spends like subscriptions to people is dramatically lower as well, AND the second you’re a woman with an onlyfans it’s even harder to
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Woah I had a dream that another influencer (who I’ve only met once or twice so I have like zero negative opinions irl) completely betrayed me and I was so mad at them in my dream!! Weird!!
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Someone check on David Attenborough I just felt a disturbance in the force
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Funniest thing about odyssey discourse is like girl you cannot spoil it you’ve had 3,000 years to pick up this book we ALL know what happens
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fashion influencer who usually is the queen of handmade and ethical being like “omg this top was $15 at H&M” gives me the grossest feeling You have to know the only way to make a top that cheap is slave labor and you’re shilling it to your audience of hundreds of thousands of people who trust you
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I thought I was getting better at like, containing the FOMO but dude it still hurts to see friends plan fun things and not even ask me
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I really want to get one of those curly specific haircuts but they always cost way more lolll Sticking with trims for now, I’d rather save my money for the dye
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I made ~ $200 on my free page this month (I usually don’t post anything for sale there so this is unusual) and just that much put me in the top 30% of OF Kinda sad that 70% of folks on there are making less than $200/mo
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
ON EMPEROR NO LESS
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Me searching past night “I ate too much popcorn and my tummy hurts how to fix”
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It sucks to have to explain over and over that I don’t want my wrinkles smoothed, don’t want my cellulite magicked away, don’t want my waist slimmed.. like all of that is natural and it’s important that women and girls see that all that shit is normal and not a flaw to be “fixed”
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
omg I did it I found the right amount of doggy drugs to keep riker calm during the fireworks!
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Hecked up posting my reel this morning and it’s performing abominably but I’m too LAZY to take it down and repost
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I had to call but I got it lowered by changing coverage and they gave me a refund since the charge JUST went through Now riker better not do anything bad :(((
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Wow I’m rewatching sex and the city and Carrie and Big’s relationship is sooooooo unhealthy Also he’s terrible just generally
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ran into one of my neighbors who said that he just SAT IN HIS CAR while the fire was raging like??? Men are useless
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Every ad is for weight loss meds or AI bullshit :((((
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I never leave my house this early. I had my little clothes steaming gig. Riker barked at someone passing (he rarely barks) and I told him not to and thought nothing of it. My neighbor didn’t remember where the fire extinguishers were, the hose didn’t reach from the front spigot… if I wasn’t there??
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Bluejay but weirder @bluejayirl.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I hate how people will post things like “just get AC” when places get unreasonably hot Not realizing that air conditioning ALSO uses energy and blah blah fluorocarbons The solution is not to install an AC in every building that exists it’s to fuckin go after megacorps killing the planet
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