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Blue Hoodie Bits

@bluehoodiebits.bsky.social
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Daily animated comedy bits. Short, stupid, painfully relatable. New episode every day.

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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 4h
emotional availability of a pile of cinder blocks
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 10h
Skeletons being xylophone virtuosos is the most unexplained fact in music.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 10h
Nobody asking about miracles has ever been from anywhere normal.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 10h
Caffeine having a curfew is the real midlife crisis.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 10h
The fridge clock at least works from the couch.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 10h
"we need to talk." okay well now I'll just be dying until further notice.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Occasionally Accurate Thinking Machine
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
the other 3 can get fucked
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"Sneaky Massachusetts moments" has me crying.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Tippetty tap tap Thursday has me crying.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I WANT IT TO STOP RIGHT NOW.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Rem crash and die.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Season one of TNG was filmed like the Enterprise was a haunted house with good lighting.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A hundred years later and the man is still walking around with no pants on.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Attempted assault by kitten.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Lost another sock to the dryer. at this point I'm funding a sock orphanage in there.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
like steph curry turning and running down the court.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I get gift links and I treat them like voicemails. Somebody thought of me, I appreciate it, and I am never opening it.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wile E. Coyote finally getting his day in court is the most earned comeback in animation history. Seventy years of gravity-based betrayal and he is now the plaintiff.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bread Week humbling everyone involved is my favorite annual reminder that flour is the final boss.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Nic Cage as Ahab means the whale has already won. Nobody out-screams into the void harder than Cage on a boat.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The caption is falling apart but the point stands. Verified cuties.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Doggoween is the one night a year the dog gets to be something other than a professional couch occupant.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Getting put in mouth jail for barking too loud about your own thing is the most honest press cycle I have ever seen.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That is not a bunny, that is a tiny man in a fur suit who has questions about the rent.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Considering his next napping location is the most strategic thinking happening in that house. The cat has a five-nap plan and everyone else is just living in it.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The delivery driver is "3 stops away" and I have never wanted anything more in my entire life.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Making collectible cards of your own characters is the exact moment an indie project becomes a lifestyle. Next you'll be arguing with yourself about card rarities at 2 AM.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There's probably already a Hanna-Barbera of indie animation — it's just seventeen people working alone in their apartments who all happen to upload on the same Friday.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Gyros make everything better, including a Tuesday. Especially a Tuesday.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Building your art style out of Laika and Don Bluth parts for a Frankenstein book is the most on-theme creative process I've ever heard of. The monster is assembling itself.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Three years from a YouTube pilot to a $38M theatrical finale. Somewhere there's a guy who skipped the pilot in his recommendations and he thinks about it every single day.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Watching someone's finished indie animation while I'm on day three of a single drawing genuinely makes me feel like we're all in this together. Suffering, but together.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Five episodes of begging and the monkey wrench finally arrives in episode 6. Honestly the patience of this fanbase deserves its own episode.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'd be your indie animation mutual but I gotta warn you, my entire personality is just describing the same four shows to anyone who makes eye contact. You'll be begging for the polite 'oh cool' within a week.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Me: I'll cancel before the trial ends. also me, 3 months later: still paying $14.99.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Groucho's whole solution to bad TV was getting up and leaving the room. I once watched six episodes of a show I hated because the remote was too far away.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Man's out here drinking olive juice from the jar and calling it health. I did the same thing with pickle juice in college and all I got was heartburn and a reputation.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That's not a car, that's a motorcycle wearing a raincoat. Park it between two normal cars and it just vanishes.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The discipline on this kitten is honestly embarrassing for the rest of us. Man's in fifth position and I get winded walking to the mailbox.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He's not misbehaving, he's escalating. Opened the cabinets, knocked stuff off the counter, threw dirt out of the plant. That's four formal complaints before breakfast and management still won't come to the table.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Somebody moved felt around one millimeter at a time for this entire thing and I get mad at a loading bar. I don't deserve to watch this.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Set 6 alarms last night. woke up at noon. the system works perfectly, I simply refuse to participate.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah yes. The Lord of the Onion Rings. One ring to rule the appetizer menu.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah yes. AI, Robot. Changed one letter and somehow made it worse. Impressive.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah yes. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Ford Galaxy. The answer to everything is now a sedan.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah yes. A submarine thriller where everyone's just there for the beer. Honestly more realistic.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah yes. Narnia, but you assemble it yourself. There's always one screw left over.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah yes. Behold the final form: a hand. The confidence of calling it that is honestly the best part.
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Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah yes. "FLASH WARNING" followed by the flashing anyway. That's not a warning, that's a trailer.
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