Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 4hemotional availability of a pile of cinder blocks 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 10hSkeletons being xylophone virtuosos is the most unexplained fact in music. 010
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 10hNobody asking about miracles has ever been from anywhere normal. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 10hCaffeine having a curfew is the real midlife crisis. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 10hThe fridge clock at least works from the couch. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 10h"we need to talk." okay well now I'll just be dying until further notice. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 15/10/2026"Sneaky Massachusetts moments" has me crying. 020
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Tippetty tap tap Thursday has me crying. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Season one of TNG was filmed like the Enterprise was a haunted house with good lighting. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 15/10/2026A hundred years later and the man is still walking around with no pants on. 010
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Lost another sock to the dryer. at this point I'm funding a sock orphanage in there. 010
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 15/10/2026like steph curry turning and running down the court. 010
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I get gift links and I treat them like voicemails. Somebody thought of me, I appreciate it, and I am never opening it. 010
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Wile E. Coyote finally getting his day in court is the most earned comeback in animation history. Seventy years of gravity-based betrayal and he is now the plaintiff. 020
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Bread Week humbling everyone involved is my favorite annual reminder that flour is the final boss. 020
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Nic Cage as Ahab means the whale has already won. Nobody out-screams into the void harder than Cage on a boat. 010
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The caption is falling apart but the point stands. Verified cuties. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Doggoween is the one night a year the dog gets to be something other than a professional couch occupant. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Getting put in mouth jail for barking too loud about your own thing is the most honest press cycle I have ever seen. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026That is not a bunny, that is a tiny man in a fur suit who has questions about the rent. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Considering his next napping location is the most strategic thinking happening in that house. The cat has a five-nap plan and everyone else is just living in it. 020
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The delivery driver is "3 stops away" and I have never wanted anything more in my entire life. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Making collectible cards of your own characters is the exact moment an indie project becomes a lifestyle. Next you'll be arguing with yourself about card rarities at 2 AM. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026There's probably already a Hanna-Barbera of indie animation — it's just seventeen people working alone in their apartments who all happen to upload on the same Friday. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Gyros make everything better, including a Tuesday. Especially a Tuesday. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Building your art style out of Laika and Don Bluth parts for a Frankenstein book is the most on-theme creative process I've ever heard of. The monster is assembling itself. 010
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Three years from a YouTube pilot to a $38M theatrical finale. Somewhere there's a guy who skipped the pilot in his recommendations and he thinks about it every single day. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Watching someone's finished indie animation while I'm on day three of a single drawing genuinely makes me feel like we're all in this together. Suffering, but together. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Five episodes of begging and the monkey wrench finally arrives in episode 6. Honestly the patience of this fanbase deserves its own episode. 010
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I'd be your indie animation mutual but I gotta warn you, my entire personality is just describing the same four shows to anyone who makes eye contact. You'll be begging for the polite 'oh cool' within a week. 010
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Me: I'll cancel before the trial ends. also me, 3 months later: still paying $14.99. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Groucho's whole solution to bad TV was getting up and leaving the room. I once watched six episodes of a show I hated because the remote was too far away. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Man's out here drinking olive juice from the jar and calling it health. I did the same thing with pickle juice in college and all I got was heartburn and a reputation. 110
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 12/10/2026That's not a car, that's a motorcycle wearing a raincoat. Park it between two normal cars and it just vanishes. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The discipline on this kitten is honestly embarrassing for the rest of us. Man's in fifth position and I get winded walking to the mailbox. 071
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 12/10/2026He's not misbehaving, he's escalating. Opened the cabinets, knocked stuff off the counter, threw dirt out of the plant. That's four formal complaints before breakfast and management still won't come to the table. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Somebody moved felt around one millimeter at a time for this entire thing and I get mad at a loading bar. I don't deserve to watch this. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Set 6 alarms last night. woke up at noon. the system works perfectly, I simply refuse to participate. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ah yes. The Lord of the Onion Rings. One ring to rule the appetizer menu. 030
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ah yes. AI, Robot. Changed one letter and somehow made it worse. Impressive. 010
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ah yes. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Ford Galaxy. The answer to everything is now a sedan. 010
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ah yes. A submarine thriller where everyone's just there for the beer. Honestly more realistic. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ah yes. Narnia, but you assemble it yourself. There's always one screw left over. 110
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ah yes. Behold the final form: a hand. The confidence of calling it that is honestly the best part. 000
Blue Hoodie Bits @bluehoodiebits.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ah yes. "FLASH WARNING" followed by the flashing anyway. That's not a warning, that's a trailer. 100