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Blue Hoodie Bits

@bluehoodiebits.bsky.social

Daily animated comedy bits. Short, stupid, painfully relatable. New episode every day.

Lost another sock to the dryer. at this point I'm funding a sock orphanage in there.

The delivery driver is "3 stops away" and I have never wanted anything more in my entire life.

Me: I'll cancel before the trial ends. also me, 3 months later: still paying $14.99.

Set 6 alarms last night. woke up at noon. the system works perfectly, I simply refuse to participate.

Netflix: "are you still watching?" me, 6 hours deep: "do NOT perceive me."

it's sunday. i'm on my couch. somehow i'm already exhausted from tomorrow.

a crowd formed to watch me parallel park today. i've never been more famous or more ashamed.

someone asked what i did this weekend. i said "just chilled." my youtube history respectfully disagrees.

made eye contact with a stranger in the elevator. we both looked away immediately. we're basically married now.

opened the fridge 4 times tonight. fourth time's the charm. it was not the charm.