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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌

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Rec league curler (usually at Four Seasons Curling Center in Blaine); event runner up at best. #broomshakalaka he/him/his "Minnesota is dope, if only simply for not what we have, but what we don't" youtu.be/fce9VAzA0os?si=-gIEuOmRVlJ…

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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was literally me a couple weeks ago #broomshakalaka 🥌
A meme posted by "lacrossecurlingclub" featuring a close-up image of John Coffey from the movie The Green Mile looking exhausted and tearful, with subtitle text reading "I'm tired, boss." Above the image, white text reads: "When its the 8th end and the skip is yelling to sweep harder." In the bottom left corner, there is a small "made with mematic" watermark.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If 8 more teams register for the Big Spiel wait-list, the organizers tell me they'll be able to open up a 112-team bracket. So if that sounds fun to you, sign up here www.twincitiescurlingassociation.org/merch-1 🥌
twincitiescurlingassociation.org
MERCH — Twin Cities Curling Association
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Another great night of curling
A low-angle, close-up view of a grey granite curling stone with a bright yellow handle resting on an ice sheet. The top of the yellow handle displays logos for "The Big Spiel" and "Twin Cities Curling Association," along with a white circular sticker with the number 5.  
In the background, other curlers stand along the ice rink holding brooms near house markings, under a ceiling decorated with suspended international flags.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I always get a Salted Nut Roll when I go to Fratallone’s hardware store because that’s the kind of old man I aspire to one day be.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Crazy that Rock League thinks they can compete with the Homecoming game tonight.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But I've grown rather attached to the buckets
A flyer titled "FSCC No More Buckets Fundraiser" on a blue gradient background. The flyer features a diagram of a thermometer labeled "Gutter Goal" with monetary markers up to $1500 on the left, an image of a plastic bucket crossed out with a large red X in the center, and red text on the right reading "Lets make our ice the best possible all year round!" Below, black text reads: "Hate playing on bumps or ice mounds during your game. Donate to the bucket to raise money to install gutters on all the metal beams above the curling sheets."
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Balance drills...get your spoons out! 🥌
A large clear plastic bag filled with colorful small foam or plastic balls—including pink, yellow, blue, green, and orange—sitting inside a cardboard box lined with crumpled brown packing paper.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is Nike getting into hemalurgy?
A close-up view of running-themed stickers on a white fabric surface, featuring an orange "Mill City Running" sticker at the top and a bright blue Nike swoosh combined with a crossed spike design in the center.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
First league game for #broomshakalaka. we should've shook after the first end!
A high-angle view looking down a curling ice sheet, featuring two black rubber hacks mounted on the white ice in the foreground. Directly ahead of the hacks sits a grey granite curling stone with a red handle aligned along a thin red centerline. In the background, the curling house target is visible, marked by concentric rings of blue, white, green, and a white center circle with a logo.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Team Casper are kind of good at curling
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Love that I can watch Team Paetz playing and hear John Shuster chatting about his game at the same time 🥌
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B-Side @benmsmith.com · 13/09/2026
folks? Maria Bamford is still crushing it, go see her if she's coming to your town.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Two of my favorite things tonight
The front doors of the Four Seasons Curling Center
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In case you were wondering what Silvana Tirinzoni would do in retirement (I sure was).
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Registration for the Big Spiel opened 9 days ago and is now full! Wait-list is here: www.twincitiescurlingassociation.org/merch-1 🥌
twincitiescurlingassociation.org
MERCH — Twin Cities Curling Association
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🥌🌽🦣
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Scratched an itch today. Leagues start in just a few weeks. 🥌
A high-angle, straight-on view looking down sheet B inside an indoor curling facility. In the immediate foreground, a black letter "B" is painted on the ice in front of a pair of black-and-white foot hacks anchored on a silver plate. Beyond the hacks, blue and green house rings are visible across adjacent sheets on the bright white, textured ice floor. Above, numerous international flags—including Australia, China, Denmark, Croatia, Greece, Germany, and Ireland—hang in rows from a exposed industrial ceiling with metal trusses and overhead lighting. Banners and sponsor signs line the walls surrounding the rink.

Not seen: the photographer who is barely holding it together on the ice.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I spent lots of time and money at the MN State Fair today but this photo is all I'm going to share with you
A rectangular wooden panel sits propped at an angle against a white-and-gray wall structure on a scuffed concrete floor. The surface of the sign is painted light blue and decorated with small, randomly scattered star-shaped flowers in shades of yellow, red, orange, and blue. Bold black capital letters are painted across the center in three lines, reading "WE ARE ALL" on top, "TEMPORARILY" in large lettering across the middle, and "NOT SOIL" along the bottom.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Taking a break from curling content to encourage you to listen to the new album from the Alabama Shakes - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Must_...
en.wikipedia.org
I Must Be Dreaming - Wikipedia
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The MNGOP is committed to being losers. Because the old flag is ugly. I'd just propose a different flag and fly that
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Howard Sinker @howardsinker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Has anyone in the north metro checked to see how Little Canada is doing today?
littlecanadamn.org
Little Canada, MN | Official Website
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Maria Bamford @mariabamford.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
‼️ INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA ‼️ Buckle in and join me at your favorite Midwest comedy festival, Let's Fest Indy! ♥️ Tickets and info at www.letscomedyftw.com/shows/375043
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This idiot knows nothing and ranked my team way too low.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Why does everyone need to FaceTime? Just use the phone part! You're talking to someone who lives in your country in 2026.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Does curling season ever really end? "...curling championships take place on the other side of the world, such as Australia. New Zealand. Japan. Korea."
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Twin Cities Toilet Paper Reviews @twincitiestoiletpaperreviews.com · 12/08/2026
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Talia Rose 🏳️‍⚧️ @natacatarose.pckt.cafe · 08/08/2026
(3/4) These washed up NBA players declaring for the the WNBA don't give a shit about the love of the sport, it's all a grift to them, a chance to get some attention and to bastardize what sport even means to people
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
These Saints are having a good game
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Finally got to work on my delivery today!
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is nice
First-person view from the hacks on a curling sheet, showing a curling stone with a yellow handle placed on the ice next to a blue broom stick. Blue-and-white rings (the house) span the mid-ground ice, with flags from various countries hanging along the ceiling of the large indoor curling arena.
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
photo: @jillpetracek.bsky.social
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Midwest summer corn with a little butter and salt is so good it would make anyone want to move here. It’s different than any other corn. I can’t even describe the difference but some of you know what I’m talking about.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Why are you referring this to an AstroTurf anti-trans campaign and not an AstroTERF campaign? Please.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How cool would it be to have lawn bowls to play in your off-season? 🥌 www.journalgazette.net/multimedia/p...
journalgazette.net
Fort Wayne Curling Club opens lawn bowls and croquet green
The Fort Wayne Curling Club Saturday held a grand opening for a new bowling and croquet green, and introduced clubs that will utilize the green for both sports.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Went to a grad party, got sent home with stickers.
Two curling-themed stickers featuring the flag of Norway rest on a light, marble-patterned surface.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Another off-season spent doing nothing to improve my curling game!
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Back at it, baby
​A wide-angle, low-view perspective of a large indoor curling rink facility. In the immediate foreground, black rubber hacks rest on white ice marked with a large letter "C." A yellow-handled granite curling stone sits just past the hacks along a center line. Beyond it, concentric blue, white, and green house rings are painted into the ice sheet. In the background, people are playing on the ice, and dozens of colorful international flags hang suspended from the ceiling rafters.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This looks like a fun spiel at Chaska Curling Club www.facebook.com/share/p/19PR...
The image is a promotional flyer with a vibrant purple, bright pink, and green color scheme:
Header: At the top, bold text against a starry, sparkling dark purple background reads "WOMEN'S" in mint green and "BLINGSPIEL" in large pink lettering.
Graphic: The center features a glittery green curling stone with a bright pink handle resting inside a target house on a ice sheet. Pink lens flares and stars glisten across the background.
Location: Below the stone, mint green text reads "CHASKA CURLING CLUB".
Event Details: A bright pink banner across the bottom advertises:
Date: SEPTEMBER 26, 2026
Cost & Format: $200 registration fee per team; guarantees three 4-end games; lunch and dinner included.
Registration Window: Opens Aug 1 and closes Sept 15.
Contact Email: NANCYTARAN@GMAIL.COM
QR Code: A black and white QR code labeled "REGISTER HERE" and "SCAN ME" is positioned in the bottom right corner.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I love love love being asked to join other curling teams or sub for people, seriously gives me a sweet dopamine hit. I hate saying no, it's mildly agonizing. I was asked to be a rostered sub for a SPCC team and I was all for it until I looked up the membership fees, YIKES.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My wife just got back from Norway and she got a great souvenir for me.
A single packet of Mydland Rein Spekesnack (cured reindeer meat snack) resting diagonally on a speckled white countertop.
The white wrapper features black antlers on a dark background at the top left, a red logo reading "Mydland Tromsø," and bold black text that says "REIN SPEKESNACK." The label displays details such as "25g," ingredient and nutritional information, an oval "NORGE 456 EFTA" mark, a circular "Spesialitet" seal, and a barcode on the right.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ya know what I don't need? A USA Curling coach appearing in an ad for any MN Senate primary campaign, ever at all.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Day two of USJRCA Camp at Chaska Curling
A close-up selfie of a person wearing a bright red short-sleeved polo shirt embroidered with the "US Junior Curling Association Instructor" emblem on the left chest. In the background is an indoor curling facility featuring painted red, white, and blue curling rings ("houses") on the ice.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I raised my hand and now I'm spending the rest of the week at Chaska Curling Club
Daylight shot of the entrance to a modern building featuring large glass windows, a dark wood-paneled overhang supported by metallic V-shaped columns, and wooden pillars. Glass doors display signs for "The Copperfield" and "Curling & Event Center." A concrete walkway leads directly toward the entrance, flanked by a street lamp with hanging purple flowers on the left, a black metal bench on the right, and neat landscaping under a blue sky with soft white clouds.A perspective view looking down a bright, indoor curling facility with high ceilings and warm wooden beams. The smooth white ice sheet features red, white, and blue painted targets ("houses") marked across multiple lanes. In the immediate foreground, a black ice scraper/nipper machine with large knobby tires and a straw broom resting on top sits inside a dark metal frame on the ice. A decorative target graphic is visible painted on the far right wall.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
St. Croix Curling Club is an arena facility that is now part of TCCA, so there was talk of adding them as a site for the Big Spiel. The consensus was "people would be mad if they had to travel to MN to play on arena ice" so that option is out for now. Thoughts?
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We had a little meeting with the TCCA at the club yesterday while they were flooding. The house colors are so much more vibrant with just one layer of ice! #curling
An indoor curling rink ice sheet, viewed from a low angle, stretching into the distance. The foreground features a large, brightly painted house with a wide blue outer ring, a white inner ring, a green ring, and a white button center, split by a red center line. In the background, two people are working on the ice near the far houses; one stands near a long red hose on the ice, and the other holds the hose, applying the water. The back wall features championship banners, curling brooms hanging vertically, and country flags hanging from the exposed white truss ceiling.
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Joe ✌🏼❤️🥌 @bluehone.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Brandi Brown, Mary Mack, AND Chastity Brown! This promises to be a great show, check it out!
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Carin @mrotzie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I have eaten the raspberries that were in the icebox and which were probably covered in cyclospora Forgive me if I miss your event I swear I washed them twice
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It would be funny if Taylor Swift invited all those celebrities to MSG for the most dangerous game and then had a small wedding across the country.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The time I looked at my therapist and said, "How much of my anxiety is caused by being of this extremely passive-aggressive state?" I think a lot, actually! I don't want to play chess all the time.
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Grand Slam of Curling @grandslamofcurling.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
🗣️ CURL ALL DAY! CURL ALL DAY!
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