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BlueGrin

@bluegrin.bsky.social
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Mindless jerk who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes In-house corporate finance attorney; Dolphins fan; wry and dry open mic-er

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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
We really do need to be Streisanding the fuck out of these cops. Half the news stories aren't mentioning their names, which are public record. Shawn Cooley Justin Cooley Michael Estep Shawn Grooms Brian Newland Randolph Walters (This is one of the few stories I've seen that does)
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
New feature is up: The Cameras Tracking You Are A Security Nightmare youtu.be/uB0gr7Fh6lY
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The Cameras Tracking You Are A Security Nightmare
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
"2017: The Houston Astros included a removable ring top that uncovered the team's slogan 'Earned History.'" What's funnier? The fact that they think their WS victory was "earned;" or The fact that they actually included a trash can lid on their ring? www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
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Who gets World Series rings? Fun facts on the MLB tradition
Since the 1920s, World Series rings have captured public attention with distinctive designs. Who gets them? How are they made? Learn more facts now.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
To say that Ken Jacobs changed my life is only a mild exaggeration. Taking his class profoundly influenced the way I think about so many things, and indirectly fostered some of the most important relationships in my life. R.I.P.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
"Oh, it's just a bunch of woke comedians criticizing them like..." [checks notes] "Shane Gillis."
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Even Joan Rivers loved Gwar Joan Rivers: "Are there a lot of sexual innuendos in your act?" Oderus Urungus: "There's nothing innuendolous about it. There's a 15 foot long growing penis that spews digestive fluids everywhere." www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8ww...
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Gwar meets Joan Rivers 1990, best copy from master
YouTube video by BetaGems Lost Media
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
To be fair, if that's his campaign's official position on NYC traffic, it may be the best policy proposal since Congestion Pricing.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I can share whatever I want if my substance abuse is out of control
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Republican Senators are so worried about people getting shot that they've forgotten how to count to 2, and think that it's the First Amendment that needs to be limited but not the Second.
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Kimmel’s suspension prompts free-speech Republicans to reconsider their boundaries
One Republican said she no longer considers the First Amendment to “be sort of the ultimate right,” as she would “in normal circumstances.”
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I'm trying to figure out what Jason Schwartzman did to catch a stray here.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Wondering how @maddow.msnbc.com and @chrislhayes.bsky.social can navigate this. This is one where they need to comment directly and defend truth against their employer.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Be less like @ezraklein.bsky.social, Be more like @matthewjdowd.bsky.social
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"I would prefer lewd and lescivious conduct w/a prositute if possible" I can't tell if she's answering his question, or simply stating her own preference. This almost reads as 'flirting' about his sex crimes and they're both monstrous enough that that's not shocking.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"Awful people don't deserve to be killed, but if their death literally highlights their own hypocrisy, I'm damn sure not going to shut up about pointing that out."
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
"Donald Trump ... who has a much bigger yacht and was happy to compare" We also know that he (or "John Barron") was the one who leaked this gossip piece specifically saying that he has a bigger yacht, right?
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
The Sims 5 is really looking impressive
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
They chose to hide behind the (still heinous) "it was drug smuggling" because even they know that brazenly murdering immigrants like that is still beyond the pale. But in spite of this knowledge, they couldn't constrain themselves from actually doing it. That is the face of utter evil.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
This is exactly the kind of hack that the congressional Democrats need to excise from decision-making Seeking out safe strategies is the coward's path that has led us where we are, and at least a few of them need to step up, stand on principles, and take a fucking risk like AOC, Pritzker, and Waltz
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
It's easy for these guys to get confused - they want to criminalize poverty, so when they see it, they actually do think that "crime" is up.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I'm so tired of reactionary centrists yammering how we should all just "meet in the middle." There is no middle ground with fascism. It's been clear for decades that the Republican Party are extremists and their ideology needs to be stamped out. They do not, after all 'have a point.'
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
This is why all of the polling is suspect. Sure, Zohran is currently ahead in the polls of likely voters, but when you factor in people-who-don't-exist, Adams has a commanding lead.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This is what the GOP has counted on for a generation, and Dem centrists have been all too willing to provide.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
"Jen Rubin will go live with Rep. Raskin" This new Odd Couple reboot is going to be interesting.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I am beyond thrilled that Zohran won last night, but I do caution against counting Eric Adams out Byron Brown wrote the playbook for how he could still win this by becoming the de facto R candidate, and this isn't over
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
"Exclusive picks of Stephen A. Smith" I've never been more thankful to find out that was a gambling commercial...because for a second I thought it was for an OnlyFans.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
"Hey, look guys! 'Damsky Paper' is trending, let's go see if we can capitali... oh shit" damskypaper.com
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Damsky Paper Company | The world's choice in paper since 1965.
Damsky Paper Company | The world's choice in paper since 1965.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
"allergic reaction" Has to be Botox, right?
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Pete Holmes once congratulated me and said he liked my set after an open mic. This was before he had a show and I didn't expect any established comics there, so I didn't immediately recognize him. At the bar ten minutes later it dawned on me and I just yelled out, "Holy shit, the E*trade baby!"
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
They already have the perfect location out in the Bay Area winchestermysteryhouse.com/history/
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History - Winchester Mystery House
Explore the history of Winchester Mystery House, an architectural wonder and historic landmark in San Jose, CA, once the residence of Sarah Winchester.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Finally got around to watching Glass Onion, and have to say that, this week in particular, its underlying message hits particularly hard.
Daniel Craig, as his detective character "Benoit Blanc" in Glass Onion, standing in front of a painting of Edward Norton from Fight Club, proclaiming "Miles Bron is an Idiot"

'Miles Bron' is struck through and replaced with 'Elon Musk,' since in the movie, Norton's character Bron is a clear analog for the haplessness of Musk.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Please god don't let me end up like Johnathan Richman www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACLa...
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Johnathan
YouTube video by Nerf Herder - Topic
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
The Rehearsal S2 premise: "We'd all be safer if pilots didn't suppress meaningful information that might make each other uncomfortable." The Rehearsal S2 finale: "About that..."
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
People give the legacy media shit, but the Chicago Tribune had the foresight to have 8 reporters tailing the new pope when he was a kid 50 years ago.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Just got an e-mail requesting that I contribute my "GPU’s idle power [to] help drive real-world AI innovation" I remember days when distributed computing tried to cure cancer (Folding@Home) or search for aliens (SETI)... no f'n way I'm donating cycles to enshittification.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie The Six Amigos!
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Just used my Antifa potholder to make coffee
Blue potholder, with a logo for Perkins Coie
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Remove a letter, ruin a movie. Dad Poets Society
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I thought Nitrous was starting to rehab its reputation, but now it's never going to recover from being associated with Kanye
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Can we just get to the part where ChatGPT, Bixby, Alexa, and SIRI go through their mid-life crises, join an Improv troupe and just "Yes, and..." each other's hallucinations?
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I'm mildly uncomfortable about this particular fundraiser for an animal shelter
Join us for the Buffalo C.A.R.E.S 

Meat Raffle

Friday, May 2

Doors Open at 6:00; First spin at 7:00 p.m.

Knights of Columbus
755 Erie Ave, North Tonawanda

Reserved tables of 8 for $100
Individual Tickets for $15
Tickets include Beer, Wine, Pop, and Door Prize Entry

Buffalo C.A.R.E.S Animal Rescue

Basket and gift card raffles!

You are encouraged to bring your own snacks, but no outside alcohol

Venmo: @buffalocaresanimalrescue (business account)
For more information or PayPal, visit buffalocares.org
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The true spirit of Easter to American "Christians," god and guns.
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
That kid's binky is rubbing against an airline seat that has probably been farted on by a few hundred people, and I'm betting that they just let him put it back in his mouth without cleaning it off
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I bought a drum machine about a year ago and went down the YouTube rabbit-hole of electronic music-making Amazing it's that that led to one of best critiques of rentier capitalism in our moment I've seen: tying together Trump Oligarchs, AI, & the enshittification of everything youtu.be/gqtrNXdlraM
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You Are Witnessing the Death of American Capitalism
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
"I that would be bad, in large part because of a shitty slippery slope argument that I'm not ready to let go of."
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I'm not religious but I believe in the holey Trinity
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Hanania is part of the shittiest Star Trek reboot yet.
Weyoun, the villain from Deep Space 9, to whom Hanania bears a remarkable resemblance
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
"Tree defends axe"
Bluesky profile for Will Oremus
Byline reads: I cover online speech and tech policy for the Washington Post
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Chuck needs to resign from leadership, because he doesn't understand how dire the situation is Chuck won't resign from leadership, because he doesn't understand how dire the situation is Is there a term for "Dunning-Kruger, but about politics?" Can we just call it "Dunning-Schumer?"
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BlueGrin @bluegrin.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Imagine being so cartoonishly, egotistically ambitious that you have to put out a statement saying "I won't be a carpet-bagger" for two different elected positions in a state where you're not from.
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