Sign in

The Canoe🇨🇦

@bluecanoe.bsky.social
2.9K followers 1.7K following 5.7K posts

Tired old man, paddle enthusiast, tackle washer, weak link to dogs mooching ways. I think all forms of religion are interesting myths. I like to understand things. Vaccinations work, so let's develop one for the stupids. No DMs unless I know you.

PostsRepliesMedia
The Canoe🇨🇦 @bluecanoe.bsky.social · 1h
Which one?
000
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 4h
771841654
The Canoe🇨🇦 @bluecanoe.bsky.social · 1h
He's working hard to cancel himself.
010
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
X Solitude ∞ 🍁🇨🇦 EH! @solitudex.bsky.social · 20h
You wanted this MOFO as PM??? 🤬
43115
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 2h
22552781592
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 2h
Mr Misogynistic White Supremacy won't be happy. Maybe a few estrogren instead of those testosterone shots with whiskey chasers
914262
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 3h
Zelensky on bombing the Russian data centers: “It’s pretty clear where the bots were coming from.”
27192672631
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 4h
🤣 Christmas came early
2041992
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'll throw in a Tommy Douglas and Ed Broadbent type of Canadian as well.
20433114
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 5h
623137745
The Canoe🇨🇦 @bluecanoe.bsky.social · 3h
Why dafuk? This is not getting enough attention.
000
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
277110913971
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
Rolling Red Roads @rollingredroads.bsky.social · 9h
Much of what's wrong with America can be summed up with this sign. White Jesus carries an AR-15.
6137
The Canoe🇨🇦 @bluecanoe.bsky.social · 4h
Nothing says Jesus loves you like a white house blowjob fountain.
010
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
LT @haciendathomaso.bsky.social · 5h
TRUMP KEEPS FOUR WHORES IN THE WHITE HOUSE, ARE YOU A PROUD AMERICAN? Have you seen these three, all whores! Trump last year gave cash gifts of $45,000 to aides Natalie Harp, Margo Martin and Chamberlain Harris, all blonds with little education.
131
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
RandDragon @randall5000.bsky.social · 4h
Yup Melania is here on a "Genius" fund. Think about that for a second. You know that procedure where naturalized citizens can bring over their parents? She got her parents here using that process. Yes that process that they keep complaining about for every one else and they wish to make illegal
1132
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
chipgibson.bsky.social @chipgibson.bsky.social · 4h
And Musk for working while in the US on a student visa; "First, by failing to take courses, he violated his student status. Second, he did not have authorization to work legally in the United States." His brother also lied on crossing the border from Canada
forbes.com
What Elon Musk Working Illegally Says About The Immigration System
Media reports show Elon Musk worked illegally in America early in his career, illustrating some of the challenges in the immigration system.
15723
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
b1newtrail.bsky.social @b1newtrail.bsky.social · 5h
0162
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 8h
The world must be very scary for people who are this gullible. Or this stupid.
1013990973
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
Kat @mainekat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Your Vote Matters - Lucas & Friends Election Message
ALT: Your Vote Matters - Lucas & Friends Election Message
822071835
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
𝓒𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮 @anondananda.bsky.social · 14h
14592591920
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 5h
Pulling the Plug on MAGA’s Midterm Outrage Machine A dramatic shift is unfolding across the digital landscape, and the fallout could reach all the way to the November midterms.
1623558
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 5h
617139244639
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
God @thegodshow.com · 5h
11692951834
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
Laura Babcock 🇨🇦 @laura-babcock.bsky.social · 5h
I’m so thankful for all the wonderful Canadians who support our independent pro democracy efforts on The OShow 🇨🇦🍁🙏
17921
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
DJ @darnich.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cartoon of the week
9540991460
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 10h
Can You Read This MAGA......?
1314080983
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 5h
746174
The Canoe🇨🇦 @bluecanoe.bsky.social · 5h
😈
000
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
THX•1138 @ithx1138.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We stand with
ZELENSKY ‼️
436192874623
The Canoe🇨🇦 @bluecanoe.bsky.social · 5h
Happy🇨🇦Thanksgiving to Mike and everyone everywhere that have something and someone to be thankful for.
120
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 10h
1062377933
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 10h
I fail to understand why this idea is considered radical.
1051870614
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 7h
52506149
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
Cheryl in Nova Scotia 🇨🇦🍁🍁 @minibubbly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Maple, Canada’s only pygmy hippo calf, is now approximately 9 butter tarts long 🤭🍁 #Tidbit
Maple, Canada’s only pygmy hippo calf, is now approximately 9 butter tarts long 🤭🍁
481403312
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 7h
😂👇
2323448655
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 9h
THIS 👇 HERE TOO.......
25489772362
The Canoe🇨🇦 @bluecanoe.bsky.social · 5h
And the DID NOT find boxes of classified documents in her bathroom or her name in the Epstein Files.
001
The Canoe🇨🇦 @bluecanoe.bsky.social · 5h
000
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
Abdohassan @abdohassan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Iowa senator Chuck Grassley, 93, third in line to the presidency, has filed the necessary paperwork with the FEC to run for re-election in 2028. If re-elected, he would be 101 at the end of his ninth six-year Senate term. AGE LIMITS NOW!
2182
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 6h
This is where we want tech advances.
16470117
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
Jeff's Fact Checker @thunderbayed.bsky.social · 7h
Fact
2323335
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11h
Ukraine just did more to clean up American elections than Congress has done in twenty years.
17671771965
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 7h
The White House has launched a scorched earth war against the International Criminal Court. They are protecting the war criminal regimes of Russia/Israel. Canada and Europe aredefying Trump. This sets the stage for a showdown over the rule of law. charlieangus.substack.com/p/line-in-th...
charlieangus.substack.com
A Line in the Sand Moment For the World
This past Friday, the Trump administration announced a scorched-earth war against the International Criminal Court (ICC).
21376135
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 10h
35879931385
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
the Cherissa Prime @mscherissa.bsky.social · 6h
Just a reminder that #UCP basically took away the right to strike last year. They'll do it again. We have words to describe forced labour. #UCP does not have your best interests at heart. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
A year after the Alberta teachers' strike, 2,000 more teachers are working. How have conditions changed? | CBC News
Data suggests government efforts have fallen short of what was promised, and teachers continue to grapple with complex issues during their daily work.
034
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 6h
044
The Canoe🇨🇦 @bluecanoe.bsky.social · 5h
Thats close but I was thinking more of what causes ursines to burp while inhabiting road drainage systems.
120
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
𝓢𝓬𝓸𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓣𝓻𝓪𝓶𝓹 @scootertramp.bsky.social · 11h
3436
Reposted by The Canoe🇨🇦
Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
23 days until we vote to end this nightmare.
36055661314