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Michigan Sea Monster

@blueblork.bsky.social
2K followers 3.8K following 2.1K posts

2.5 on a good day, and does not even have the personality to make up for it. Not a short king, but a short jester. Slightly kinky NSFW accountant.

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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 1h
I put up some Halloween lights and now the glow from them has me so excited for Christmas decorations.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 3h
Monday would be a lot easier to face if I could close the weekend with a nice man's load in my guts.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 4h
Jocktober 11th: gloomy lazy Sunday.
A man in black socks and a purple jockstrap stretches out on a blanket.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 19h
Pretty sure he traded that away to get The Art of The Deal to be a bestseller.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 19h
A scene from the animated show archer where Archer is asking Lana if she has gerd.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 19h
18 minutes of global demand. He sent the message to the world that America officially supports authoritarianism for enpugh diesel to support 18 minutes of global demand.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If that's what's in charge, let it fail.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gonna need Gallant to not do/say/be something that needs to be canceled...for, ya know...reasons.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Vacciene clinic at wotk today and my first thought was "if I get them all, maybe i will feel scrappy enough tomorrow that I can justify calling in" So that's where I am mentally this week.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jocktober 7th means easy access hump day.
A naked man in a yellow jockstrap, kneels on the floor and spreads his ass to show his hole.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think the (second) best part about living alone is having the ability to instantly and fully unmask after a trying day. It would be the best, but nothing beats not having to wear pants.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is Jocktober the 6th, and my hole needs your load.
A naked man in a green jockstrap poses with his arms above his headA naked man on a greem jockstrap bends over and spreads his ass to show his slutty pink hole
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes, you do not realize how deep the abuse went until you have a breakdown in your kitchen while making pasta because it is so nice to not have someone appearing out of nowhere to scowl at you.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Millenials dont use the big light" You are damn right I dont. Previous owners put in these multi-bulb fixtures and turning them on is like placing a tiny sun in the room. Navigating this bitch by candle light like it is the middle ages.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lazy Monday evening #mcm vibes
A black and white photo of a naked man stretched out on the floor.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There is something about a jockstrap that screams #piss play to me. #gaypiss
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It may not be Wednesday, but it is Jocktober 3rd.
A naked man wearing a pink jockstrap.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When a company says "there is a slight delay through the carrier network" and the carrier says "yeah, label was printed but we never got that" and that was 10 days prior, it is time to consider not buying from that company anymore.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I have a headache, maybe a quick wank then a nap will help" Only no, because i have about a 50/50 shot of developing sinus pressure and a stuffy nose when I nut so it can only make things worse.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gad to #piss and I figured why not mix that with jocktober.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I never got enough to wear a different one every day, but I can sprinkle in participation in jocktober.
A man in a blue jockstrap standing in a bathroom
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"It is still 77 degrees out? Wow. Oh...wait. that's my blood sugar." It is bed time, friends.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But I have so few skills otherwise.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know the delayed packages and horrendous service of the USPS the past several years is a ploy by the administration to erode public confidence in the service so they can say "this is why we need to privatize" I know that, but i am still SO ANNOYED at the terrible service and package delays.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pound it until you bust deep in me. I want to feel your load leaking out of me.
A naked man on his knees spreads his ass to show off his hole.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A quick nighttime shower, but it needs more shower. You should help. #gaypiss #goldenshower
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My hole could really use your cock and load, friend.
A naked man spreads his ass to show his waiting hole.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The tinges of sad and the whispers of "maybe I COULD use a man" are the signs for me and both hit hard yesterday.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Especially ones that tout themselves as "investment oppertunities."
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Best part about a crock pot dinner: getting to smell dinner all day Worst part about a crock pot dinner: having to smell dinner all day.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh. Lonely boy season started a lot earlier than expected this year. I thought I had more time. Dang.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday evening vibes.
A man wearing only green briefs lounges on a bed.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
where do I sign up to be 2?
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Weather is very Fall-like this weekend, so it is all video games and vibes. And a big ol' crock pot of soup.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It can be, and it is definitely not for everyone. but for some it can be amazing. Both views are valid. Any kink is that way. So long as all participants are consenting, I am not here to judge. It is all about knowing your own limits, communicating them, and not being afraid to enforce them.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How im tryin' to be.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I mean, it is understandable. You start Rocky Ridges, and you get the urge to dig out the museum then 50,000 ash blocks later you are not even halfway and you can't stand to look at the zone again.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Facts. I just want the tactile sensation of being able to open packs and look at pretty cards then look at my dragon hoard and lie to myself saying "one day, I will make decks and play"
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wouldn't his healing factor regrow it?
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me: "i feel like i am being set up for failure here" Boss: "noooo, nobody here is setting you up for failure." Spoken like someone who just got caught out for setting someone up for failure.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It feels like watersports, fisting, and degredation/humiliation are expected to go hand in hand, but I am just not into the last part in the slightest. Pee on me and stick your hand in my butt, but you better do it respectfully.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It is hump day, and this hole needs to be full of your cum.
A naked man on the floor spreads his ass to show his hole.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looking at so many potentially good political candidates and saying "please don't end up being shitty" and them to have them be shitty is exhausting. Can you be so tired physically and spiritually that the very force holding your atoms together gives up and you disintegrate? I am almost there.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Decided to replay Dark Cloud 2 for a change of pace, and how oh boy, those 2003 titty jiggle physics.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I love when corporations try to get into the meme game because the culture itself evolves so rapidly that by the time they actually get something out, it is several meme generations behind. Even if your meme is perfect, memes change too fast to be effective advertising.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I swear, if the author of Dungeon Cralwer Carl ends up problematic, i am going to be so mad. 8 books (possibly 10 because i might rebuy the first two in hardcover) is an expensive endeavor and I would hate to banish them to the naughty shelf.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Okay. I love that they directly called out that rolling was faster.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Had to get the cliff notes on the Zelda direct while at work. Kind of meh on the whole thing, but getting to watch the OOT gameplay has me hyped (but to be fair I was an easy sell on it already.) Maybe I will finally pull the trigger on getting back into streaming when it comes out.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The algorithm has me on a space videos run, and it is amusing beyond belief because every one that mentions Uranus seems to have a different pronunciation, and every one of them seeming to try to avoid saying anus.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nothing like an unexpected breakdown while doing a mundane task to reinforce how toxic and abusive your life was with your family.
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