Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 1hI put up some Halloween lights and now the glow from them has me so excited for Christmas decorations. 020
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 3hMonday would be a lot easier to face if I could close the weekend with a nice man's load in my guts. 010
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 19hPretty sure he traded that away to get The Art of The Deal to be a bestseller. 020
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 19h18 minutes of global demand. He sent the message to the world that America officially supports authoritarianism for enpugh diesel to support 18 minutes of global demand. 110
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Gonna need Gallant to not do/say/be something that needs to be canceled...for, ya know...reasons. 000
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Vacciene clinic at wotk today and my first thought was "if I get them all, maybe i will feel scrappy enough tomorrow that I can justify calling in" So that's where I am mentally this week. 020
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Jocktober 7th means easy access hump day. 1180
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think the (second) best part about living alone is having the ability to instantly and fully unmask after a trying day. It would be the best, but nothing beats not having to wear pants. 040
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It is Jocktober the 6th, and my hole needs your load. 0120
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes, you do not realize how deep the abuse went until you have a breakdown in your kitchen while making pasta because it is so nice to not have someone appearing out of nowhere to scowl at you. 010
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Millenials dont use the big light" You are damn right I dont. Previous owners put in these multi-bulb fixtures and turning them on is like placing a tiny sun in the room. Navigating this bitch by candle light like it is the middle ages. 010
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There is something about a jockstrap that screams #piss play to me. #gaypiss 0122
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It may not be Wednesday, but it is Jocktober 3rd. 0140
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When a company says "there is a slight delay through the carrier network" and the carrier says "yeah, label was printed but we never got that" and that was 10 days prior, it is time to consider not buying from that company anymore. 000
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"I have a headache, maybe a quick wank then a nap will help" Only no, because i have about a 50/50 shot of developing sinus pressure and a stuffy nose when I nut so it can only make things worse. 020
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Gad to #piss and I figured why not mix that with jocktober. 0142
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I never got enough to wear a different one every day, but I can sprinkle in participation in jocktober. 0161
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"It is still 77 degrees out? Wow. Oh...wait. that's my blood sugar." It is bed time, friends. 000
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know the delayed packages and horrendous service of the USPS the past several years is a ploy by the administration to erode public confidence in the service so they can say "this is why we need to privatize" I know that, but i am still SO ANNOYED at the terrible service and package delays. 020
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Pound it until you bust deep in me. I want to feel your load leaking out of me. 0150
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A quick nighttime shower, but it needs more shower. You should help. #gaypiss #goldenshower 0171
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My hole could really use your cock and load, friend. 1180
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The tinges of sad and the whispers of "maybe I COULD use a man" are the signs for me and both hit hard yesterday. 010
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Especially ones that tout themselves as "investment oppertunities." 010
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Best part about a crock pot dinner: getting to smell dinner all day Worst part about a crock pot dinner: having to smell dinner all day. 020
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oh. Lonely boy season started a lot earlier than expected this year. I thought I had more time. Dang. 021
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Weather is very Fall-like this weekend, so it is all video games and vibes. And a big ol' crock pot of soup. 010
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It can be, and it is definitely not for everyone. but for some it can be amazing. Both views are valid. Any kink is that way. So long as all participants are consenting, I am not here to judge. It is all about knowing your own limits, communicating them, and not being afraid to enforce them. 000
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I mean, it is understandable. You start Rocky Ridges, and you get the urge to dig out the museum then 50,000 ash blocks later you are not even halfway and you can't stand to look at the zone again. 000
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Facts. I just want the tactile sensation of being able to open packs and look at pretty cards then look at my dragon hoard and lie to myself saying "one day, I will make decks and play" 030
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me: "i feel like i am being set up for failure here" Boss: "noooo, nobody here is setting you up for failure." Spoken like someone who just got caught out for setting someone up for failure. 010
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It feels like watersports, fisting, and degredation/humiliation are expected to go hand in hand, but I am just not into the last part in the slightest. Pee on me and stick your hand in my butt, but you better do it respectfully. 150
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It is hump day, and this hole needs to be full of your cum. 0150
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Looking at so many potentially good political candidates and saying "please don't end up being shitty" and them to have them be shitty is exhausting. Can you be so tired physically and spiritually that the very force holding your atoms together gives up and you disintegrate? I am almost there. 020
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Decided to replay Dark Cloud 2 for a change of pace, and how oh boy, those 2003 titty jiggle physics. 010
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I love when corporations try to get into the meme game because the culture itself evolves so rapidly that by the time they actually get something out, it is several meme generations behind. Even if your meme is perfect, memes change too fast to be effective advertising. 011
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I swear, if the author of Dungeon Cralwer Carl ends up problematic, i am going to be so mad. 8 books (possibly 10 because i might rebuy the first two in hardcover) is an expensive endeavor and I would hate to banish them to the naughty shelf. 020
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Okay. I love that they directly called out that rolling was faster. 020
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Had to get the cliff notes on the Zelda direct while at work. Kind of meh on the whole thing, but getting to watch the OOT gameplay has me hyped (but to be fair I was an easy sell on it already.) Maybe I will finally pull the trigger on getting back into streaming when it comes out. 121
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The algorithm has me on a space videos run, and it is amusing beyond belief because every one that mentions Uranus seems to have a different pronunciation, and every one of them seeming to try to avoid saying anus. 011
Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nothing like an unexpected breakdown while doing a mundane task to reinforce how toxic and abusive your life was with your family. 020