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Michigan Sea Monster

@blueblork.bsky.social
2K followers 3.8K following 2.1K posts

2.5 on a good day, and does not even have the personality to make up for it. Not a short king, but a short jester. Slightly kinky NSFW accountant.

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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 7h
When a company says "there is a slight delay through the carrier network" and the carrier says "yeah, label was printed but we never got that" and that was 10 days prior, it is time to consider not buying from that company anymore.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 12h
"I have a headache, maybe a quick wank then a nap will help" Only no, because i have about a 50/50 shot of developing sinus pressure and a stuffy nose when I nut so it can only make things worse.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gad to #piss and I figured why not mix that with jocktober.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I never got enough to wear a different one every day, but I can sprinkle in participation in jocktober.
A man in a blue jockstrap standing in a bathroom
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"It is still 77 degrees out? Wow. Oh...wait. that's my blood sugar." It is bed time, friends.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know the delayed packages and horrendous service of the USPS the past several years is a ploy by the administration to erode public confidence in the service so they can say "this is why we need to privatize" I know that, but i am still SO ANNOYED at the terrible service and package delays.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pound it until you bust deep in me. I want to feel your load leaking out of me.
A naked man on his knees spreads his ass to show off his hole.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A quick nighttime shower, but it needs more shower. You should help. #gaypiss #goldenshower
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My hole could really use your cock and load, friend.
A naked man spreads his ass to show his waiting hole.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Best part about a crock pot dinner: getting to smell dinner all day Worst part about a crock pot dinner: having to smell dinner all day.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh. Lonely boy season started a lot earlier than expected this year. I thought I had more time. Dang.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday evening vibes.
A man wearing only green briefs lounges on a bed.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me: "i feel like i am being set up for failure here" Boss: "noooo, nobody here is setting you up for failure." Spoken like someone who just got caught out for setting someone up for failure.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It feels like watersports, fisting, and degredation/humiliation are expected to go hand in hand, but I am just not into the last part in the slightest. Pee on me and stick your hand in my butt, but you better do it respectfully.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It is hump day, and this hole needs to be full of your cum.
A naked man on the floor spreads his ass to show his hole.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Looking at so many potentially good political candidates and saying "please don't end up being shitty" and them to have them be shitty is exhausting. Can you be so tired physically and spiritually that the very force holding your atoms together gives up and you disintegrate? I am almost there.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Decided to replay Dark Cloud 2 for a change of pace, and how oh boy, those 2003 titty jiggle physics.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I swear, if the author of Dungeon Cralwer Carl ends up problematic, i am going to be so mad. 8 books (possibly 10 because i might rebuy the first two in hardcover) is an expensive endeavor and I would hate to banish them to the naughty shelf.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Had to get the cliff notes on the Zelda direct while at work. Kind of meh on the whole thing, but getting to watch the OOT gameplay has me hyped (but to be fair I was an easy sell on it already.) Maybe I will finally pull the trigger on getting back into streaming when it comes out.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The algorithm has me on a space videos run, and it is amusing beyond belief because every one that mentions Uranus seems to have a different pronunciation, and every one of them seeming to try to avoid saying anus.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nothing like an unexpected breakdown while doing a mundane task to reinforce how toxic and abusive your life was with your family.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Normally summer is my favorite time of year, but I am ready for "bury yourself under a dozen blankets" season.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
At first I was really annoyed that my house did not have a washer and dryer, but now going to the laundromat has become one of my favorite things. It is a fantastic excuse to just read for an hour without being preoccupied with needing to do other things.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I call middle.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Use it, abuse it, flood it and leave me gasping.
A naked man leans over, stretching his eager and waiting hole.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I love being in another "ravenously consume every book i can get my hands on" phase, but it was due to a new to me series and so my TBR supply has not gone down at all.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly is gone yet Donny clings to this world.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Another Friday, another parade of fat cocks that have my hole screaming to be ravaged.
A naked man leans over, spreading his ass to show his hole that needs to get bred.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What the Glucometer actually says: "your blood sugar is low before eating, closely moniter after eating to ensure it returns to normal" What it should say: "fuck yeah, you are low. HELLO FRENCH FRIES!"
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When you are a millenial, and you are forced to recon with just how much a problem you had with millenial precious moments figurines.
A large box sits on the floor, full to the brim with various Pop! figures.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I am forcing myself to start to move things out of the storage unit that I have not so much as opened in the better part of a decade. I do not remember the most of what is in there. It is like 2016 me giving me a terrible Christmas. there have been some fun finds though, like my studded cock ring.
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Psyenvy @psyenvy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"Read Dungeon Crawler Carl" they said. "it'll be fun" they said. And the next thing I know, I am trying not to cry at work because I was reading on my lunch break.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I am loving the pokopia update and the opportunity to tweak builds, but I do have a couple gripes instantly. When you shift a window to the edge, the whole block is occupied so it creates an invisible wall where you can't walk. Also, the automatic doors can not be adjusted like normal doors.
A screenshot of pokopia showing the player floating in front of a green building with glass windows.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Saturday morning activities.
A naked man in bed holding his erection.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Do i have 300 dollars for a Lenox spice village? I do not. Am i considering paying 300 dollars for a Lenox spice village? I am. Why is the cutest shit so fucking expensive?
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You know it is going to be a rough week when your first thought waking up is "why did I set an alarm on a Saturday?" And it takes a good 2 minutes to realize it is because it is Tuesday.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ah, the flood of "Why did you post that, people did not want to see that. You should delete that" thoughts is STRONG this morning.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Mission accomplished team. Now it is your turn to get in there. #fisting
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I am so close to taking the whole fist. You should come lend me a hand.
A naked man from behind on a red towel with his fist almost fully  in his asshole. A naked man from behind spreads his ass to show his stretched and eager asshole.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Everyone swears by CGMs and like...bro, mine are never right. I can be sitting, vibing, and suddenly my phone is screaming that I am deathly low and a finger prick will be like "chill, you are at 94." My literal reaction whenever my low alarm goes off now is "shut up, I am not dying."
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The pretty dicks threads have my hole twitching and mouth watering.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
bookshelves for the library/office are higher than a real fridge on the priority list for furnishing my house. Small glimpse of who I am as a person.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Fuck me friday or some such, I dont know. I just kn9w my hole is ready for you, champ.
A naked man in bed spreads his ass to show his lubed up hole.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Chastising yourself out loud, in an office setting, and in the third person is certainly a choice.
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I swear, the algorithm knows I have my oven up and running now and that I want to get back into baking when fall hits, because all the social medias suddenly started showing all the baking videos.
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jdzr1 @jdzr1.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Happy Thirsty Thursday! 😜🍆💛 Who wants to piss all over each other hehe 😜 Hope y’all have a wonderful Thirsty Thursday! ❤️😜🍆💛
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
First actual day/night in the new house. Gotta break it in, wish someone was here to help.
A naked man in black socks holds his erect penis.
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OffensiveJack @offensivejack.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Here’s some piss… #gaypiss
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Michigan Sea Monster @blueblork.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
At work we pay the ohio bureau of workers' compensation. It only shows up in the bank as BWC. I giggle every time.
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