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Lutheran Vandross

@blucu.bsky.social
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Part Heart/Part Smart/Part Art/Part Fart I can sing along or I can sing alone

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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Playing in Marseille next week. Come and have a danse
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
My impression of an owl reacting to the All-American Halftime Show Lineup
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
So happy that The Chainsmokers isn’t anyone’s top artist in their Hinge profile any more.
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The girlies are FITE-ING!!
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The girlies are FITE-ING! #BFF www.nytimes.com/live/2025/06...
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Live Updates: Trump Threatens to Cut Elon Musk’s Government Contracts as Feud Escalates
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
#Rawr
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
This Friday!
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orithyia blue. @javeauriel.blacksky.app · 09/04/2025
Every single time I see “Meidas Touch”, I automatically 1) sing the song 2) think of tires 😭 Every single time. And I know it ain’t even the right spelling but clearly my brain doesn’t give a damn lol
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Tonight!
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Saturday night in LA
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Steve Char-Vey
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I re-downloaded my puppy TikToks before the app got murked. Remembering both how easily Herman would go along with my stoopidity and how shiny my new fridge used to be. There’s a metaphor in there somewhere. #RIP
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The Pop Tarts trophy toaster definitely works, but yeeted the Pop Tarts on the floor
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
You want me to celebrate Jesus? A man who broke the law?
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I’m prone to weird. So while effing around on the #AliExpress app, I came across these ducks and instantly chucked them in my cart. Silliness to ensue.
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
See y’all tonight at the ‘Barn
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Ur fav could neva
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I owned the CDJs, would be sweet if this was a real thing.
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Next week is the annual “Why it gotta be Black?” Wednesday party. After all of the madness of the last few weeks, come thru and be loved. #ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight #Smartbar #ChicagoShit
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
#ChicagoShit chicago.suntimes.com/money/2024/1...
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The Onion's purchase of Alex Jones’ Infowars website in auction faces bankruptcy court hearing
The satirical website got help from Sandy Hook families to win the bidding.
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Lutheran Vandross @blucu.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
#First
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