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Blotter Hill, Blotterolina. Writing, editing, observing, creating a memory palace.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 3h
My man looks like the weekend update host on Saturday Night Live in Hell
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 10h
My Private Benjamin Idaho
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 11h
You know, there’s somebody out there among the Great Unwashed who’s saying if you ain’t buying your twist ties from Nebraska, you ain’t a patriot.
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🇨🇦 👊🇨🇦 @sorry-iamcanadian.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A Canadian poet wins the Nobel for Literature! “Canadian poet Anne Carson, whose work blends the ancient with the avant-garde, has won the Nobel Prize in Literature. “She was taken by surprise, but very happy,” Carlberg said. “I could hear that in her voice.” Congratulations!!
ctvnews.ca
Canadian poet Anne Carson wins Nobel Prize in Literature
Canadian poet and essayist Anne Carson won the Nobel Prize in literature Thursday “for her bold and inventive oeuvre that, in playful dialogue with the classical tradition, has created new forms for c...
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Apocalypse Now, Voyager Like Water for Chocolate Elephants
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know we shouldn’t pick on people just for their looks, but it just occurred to me that Disney created this look back in my childhood, to go along with a behavior.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Or the new “Eastern Pennsylvania” baseball team’s mascot.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They make some baseball bats out of Hickory. That can’t be a coincidence.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on BlueSky.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Goodnight Eva Marie Saint. Thank you for everything.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s like the supreme being is trying to make up for taking Tim and Dolly. Pretty close, no cigar.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tonight‘s sky says Knick’s in five.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A former Carolina Mudcat. Respect!
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
amazon.com
The Comedy Roast of Carroll O'Connor, Live Tonight at the Friars Club
The Comedy Roast of Carroll O'Connor, Live Tonight at the Friars Club [Somers, Garrison] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The Comedy Roast of Carroll O'Connor, Live Tonight at the Friars Club
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s the way I look, except that I’m 6’5” tall and weigh 250 pounds and don’t have good hair, and never sit on the floor like I ought to, facing the morning sun, relaxing.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The legend is that two days after the Russian people learned that WW2 was over, there was not a drop of vodka left in the country. Two days after we learn that “it has finally happened,” we will be politely asking Canada to sell us booze. 😉
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Redemption shootout at end of 1960 Magnificent Seven. Go, Bernardo!
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Way to go Ollie Marmol!!
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fried onion, cubed spam, boiled potatoes, scrambled eggs. Altogether now.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Too soon, but funny.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Pope’s team moves on!
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spencer Jones struck out and scored. Pretty cool.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Side-dish bevvy.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kon Tiki - Thor Heyerdahl Adventure, nature, bravery and science. What’s not there for an 11 year-old to love?
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thaddeus Stevens
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is actually astonishing that the fate of the entire human race is hinged on this:
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Boar’s Head Honey Roasted Turkey is so pricey that they’ve gone from childproof packaging to terrorist-proof. I shot mine open with a Glock 9 mm and ate all of it in one sitting. Lunch is Hell.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t currently have any feeds
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Robert Sheckley’s “The 10th Victim” might work as a premise. But I really like your Dad joke /Easter egg. “Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale…”
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do they imagine that robots will build the infrastructure? The trillionaire’s will rule the world by then.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
William S. Burroughs, Lily Langtry, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a century man!!
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Giant Steps - 2020 Remaster
John Coltrane · Giant Steps (60th Anniversary Super Deluxe Edition) [2020 Remaster] · Song · 1960
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Halloween-ish book, give it a try…
amazon.com
The Cucaracha (Lightfinger Books)
The Cucaracha (Lightfinger Books) [Somers, Garry] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. The Cucaracha (Lightfinger Books)
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did you ever accidentally use unsalted butter, only to find that what you’ve done is grease your toast?
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Holy moly. Been singing that for forty years.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Neil Stephenson’s Termination Shock.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just think that the marketing folks should have considered alternatives before naming a weight loss medication “gulp.”
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Banana is the Jack Reacher of fruit.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Meet me at midnight at Mr. Chow. Szechuan dumplings…” S. Dan
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Promise - it’s cheap, it’s Christmasy, and it’s a little dark. Meant to be read aloud by firelight.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
amazon.com
The Visit (Little Books)
Amazon.com: The Visit (Little Books): 9780983902256: Somers, Garrison, Wolcott, Jamie B.: Books
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I would rather _________ than fold a fitted sheet.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
After we eat the rich, we will stop eating humans.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Truth.
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Locus Magazine @locusmag.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Let's focus on supporting each other this year. Indie authors, publishers, magazines & editors need to stay connected! Keep yourself integrated into the SFFH world by reading Locus! Support our nonprofit and help us create the network we all deserve... locusmag.com
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ask me what I want for my birthday. Go ahead.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Everybody wants what they want when they want it. And that’s not how anything works.
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Revenge Burgers is my new Indie band name!
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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I read a novel that had George Patton taking Dramamine before getting on a flight. Stopped reading right there.
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