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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Spencer Jones struck out and scored. Pretty cool.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It is actually astonishing that the fate of the entire human race is hinged on this:

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Boar’s Head Honey Roasted Turkey is so pricey that they’ve gone from childproof packaging to terrorist-proof. I shot mine open with a Glock 9 mm and ate all of it in one sitting. Lunch is Hell.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Did you ever accidentally use unsalted butter, only to find that what you’ve done is grease your toast?

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I just think that the marketing folks should have considered alternatives before naming a weight loss medication “gulp.”

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I would rather _________ than fold a fitted sheet.

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Locus Magazine @locusmag.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Let's focus on supporting each other this year. Indie authors, publishers, magazines & editors need to stay connected! Keep yourself integrated into the SFFH world by reading Locus! Support our nonprofit and help us create the network we all deserve... locusmag.com

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ask me what I want for my birthday. Go ahead.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Everybody wants what they want when they want it. And that’s not how anything works.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I suddenly love Peruvian Chicken and Pupusas and I am so old. My entire belief system is hanging on this new fact.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Mayor Mamdani makes me think back to my childhood - he has the vibe of the character Maxie Hammerman in the Jean Merrill book “The Pushcart War.”

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Congressman Wesley Bell @repwesleybellmo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Happy belated 102nd birthday to the first Black pitcher in Cardinals history, Bill Greason! From being one of the first Black Marines and fighting in the Battle of Iwo Jima, to the last surviving Negro Leagues player, to a pastor for 50 years, Bill is a LEGEND and an inspiration. Happy birthday!

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Look at this sassy rascal camping out in my backyard.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Travesty: Lots of steak fries and no ketchup.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The minute he is dead we are going to rename Mar-a-Lago “The Palm Beach County Dump.” All of the Apple and Google programmers that don’t like that will be beaten up again, just like they were in elementary, middle, and high school.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I read a headline about the passing of Gloria Steinem, as a trailblazing figure in the women’s rights movement . My brain changed it to “tribalizing.” Not wrong, but I still feel cruddy about it. May her memory be a blessing.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It’s strange how much I like ginger snaps. I know!

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The two great lessons in the lives of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry they made very clear: Get reading. Don’t judge a book by its cover.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Are we going to take all of his golf course properties and turn them into grave sites for all of the people who died due to his terrible decisions? Isn’t that how we ended up with Arlington National Cemetery?

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Speaking of renaming things, for the foreseeable future I live in North Monkeyfuck, Shitlandia. Please forward all my mail.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Marriage tip number 16: super helpful conversation templates. Her - put a shirt on over that undershirt Him - it’s not an undershirt, it’s a T-shirt. Him - can you put your mug in the dishwasher? Her - that’s not a mug, it’s a cup. Keep it up, it’s pure couples therapy.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Hey…Dad? You wanna have a catch? I’d like that.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I just saw an ad for Get ‘Ems snack crackers to teach your picky children how to eat veggies. If that isn’t the beginning of Soylent Green, I’ll eat my hat. Which will also be the beginning of Soylent Green.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

For the record, I don’t mansplain. I dadderbox.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Today I revealed the terrible truth to my wife: “When you’re away on business, I don’t make the bed in the morning.” She asked, “Is that a metaphor?“ “No.”

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

For the past few days, Shohei and PCA have been matching each other dinger for dinger. It’s a bit like McGwire and Sosa in ‘98.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

He’s Trump. She’s the Trump tramp. When she’s angry, she gives a little Trump tramp stamp.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Immersed in Monika Kim’s “The Eyes are the Best Part.” No sleep for me tonight.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

In the 18th century, some stupid noble was responsible for wiping the king’s butt. And, if you think about it, some dumbass Republican is currently cleaning up his diaper-wearing-ass after he shits himself. So if you’re feeling bad about your life, remember, at least you don’t have to do this.

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Taj Bradley - former Durham Bull and no lollygagger has now completed part two of his Kevin Costner Baseball Journey and pitched in the Field of Dreams. All that remains is to play for the Detroit Tigers at Yankee Stadium! @joeposnanski.com @mollyknight.bsky.social

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I know short-attention-span theater is our best thing, but CBS really still sucks. The late night comedian thing is like watching the Henny Youngman scene in Goodfellas and wondering how did anyone get laid in the 1950s?

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

“Someone’s got to go to jail.” National Treasure

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The Blotter Magazine blotterrag.com @blotterrag.bsky.social · 12/08/2026