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Blorp

@blorpus.bsky.social
343 followers 1.2K following 228 posts

Howdy!! I'm just a guy who likes big softs and being a big soft!! I'll retweet stuff I like and such No minors ofc! 27n He/him, bi, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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chumb0ii || comms closed @chumb0ii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
commish for @blorpus.bsky.social !!
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EvKem - Comms Open! @evkemart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
(cw weed, slob) Old due commission for @blorpus.bsky.social ! That doggy den is getting awful hazy... Even the minifridge is a far ways away...!
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Messin around on Aseprite, he is about to send you on the longest quest of your LIFE
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Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Why yes, I did in fact get another comm from @dufel.bsky.social and @graphenescloset.bsky.social. No I dont have a problem shut up. Just stare at this fatty dog who can't seem to help himself~. I think he's getting closer to a beached whale now
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dooj @doordoordoordoor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
flat colored sketch comm for @blorpus.bsky.social
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Far Far West hits my Deeprock Galactic itch, it's so fucking fun. The Nuke barrels are one of the silliest things I've seen in a video game. youtu.be/Xnp2NNLPGIc?...
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Aki 🔜 pawcon @akimanedwolf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
summer $$$ for a user on discord!
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WoopWoomb @woopwoomb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
comm for @blorpus.bsky.social
mpreg, pregnant
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funny faces @mintrimo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
my favorite
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Gotta be vigilant with those fakeouts
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I fucking hate dishes
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Pyronoid! 🦉🐻 @pyronoid.com · 08/06/2026
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A lovely lovely comm from @dufel.bsky.social and @graphenescloset.bsky.social of Goodra Blorp being a big ol' brat. Better hurry up, he doesn't like to wait~
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Can't rember if I've posted my Goodrasona here yet! But he's quite the bratty boy!
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HOG HORROR @hoghorror.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The dog's gotten kinda nerdy, huh? How long do you think they sit in their chair playing games for.. Comm for @blorpus.bsky.social
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Toby Jones @tobytobyjones.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Shut up and go make some art that no one is asking for
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Sir Candle (COMMS OPEN) @candlescrackshack.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A little whatever doodle for @blorpus.bsky.social, this man NEVER shuts up about Oreos, so I gave him a million gajillion.
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Cloud ☆彡 @cloudboyo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
quote "my underwear as sunk into my ass"
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Sir Candle (COMMS OPEN) @candlescrackshack.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A quick-ish thing for @blorpus.bsky.social, he came up with a fun scenario and I felt like scribbling it down, have some massive man ass
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
8-3 in Ultrakill is so insane it makes me sick what the fuck how do you even DO THAT in a video game
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💖Pudd~💖 @puddingcan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
once more blorp funded another beautiful piece of the blowjob brothers, this time on a fun lil beach trip,,, I've got such brainrot for these two its unreal
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M.O.G.(mog) @mothsecrets.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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catboyz @catboyz.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Mika helps loyal customers reach their ideal weight with her own ways of motivation... paid work for @blorpus.bsky.social :3
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Steeby 🔞 @stewpy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
comm for @blorpus.bsky.social
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💖Pudd~💖 @puddingcan.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
on that note wa-pow, new art of The Blowjob Bros, together at last,,,much love to @blorpus.bsky.social for comming this from me and to @jevilsimp.bsky.social for workshopping their zoomer-ass dialogue fjdbdshjc
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Vextreme🍔🍔 @vh9-extreme101.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Comm for @blorpus.bsky.social Sona X @chillday.bsky.social Sona (CW: Blob size Femboys getting Milked)
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💖Pudd~💖 @puddingcan.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
another one for u, this time of Brief,,,im becoming enamored with these homos fr hes so CUTE absolutely gonna draw polyester next,,,
A tremendously fat Brief from Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt. He's busting out of his green jumpsuit in several places and looks embarrassed about it.
Offscreen, indicated by little headshots, an equally fat Polyurethane and Polyester tease him.
Polyurethane says: "Ooh, hes got that, like, puppyboy bottom vibe. Kinda cute, ngl..."
Brief responds: "HUH?? Y-you guys think I'm...but, I've got s girlfriend, I swear..."
Polyester replies: "'Think'? C'mon bruh, you couldn't hide sub energy like that under a bucket. (...wonder how loud he moans~)"
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Sir Candle (COMMS OPEN) @candlescrackshack.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Here's a commission for @blorpus.bsky.social, I DO, in fact, enjoy hyper and I'm surprised it took a comm for me to finally throw some down on the table.
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Based on my experience Monday night with getting buy one get one at Five Guys
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I gotta say, having artists take money for a comm up front and then they just kinda disappear is so fucking frustrating. I've had multiple artists who I pay, and then I get no updates from for over a month, or more. And then I have to reach out and ask for the thing I paid for -
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💖Pudd~💖 @puddingcan.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
my friend paid me to draw the pinkhaired bratty twink from panty & stocking and,,,shit yall hes cute i dont NEED another pinkhaired prettyboy in my crush list nooooooo
Polyurethane from "Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt" but enormously fat. He's striking a confident pose. He's saying, " 'FAT SLUT'? Is THAT what you called me? -pff- Stay mad, bitch. -I- know a jealous hoe when I see one~"
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Someone has to rip it away from me, I'm fucking begging. I do it every time.
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KennMatsuru @kennmatsuru.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
One of the better genz brothers
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
You had to be a [BIG SHOT] did ya? Had to open up your mouth?
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BIG MIM HELL'S 🔞 (COMMS OPEN) @mimisgarbage.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Another za/gre/us comm for @blorpus.bsky.social thanks again for the comm!
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Sennamatic @sennamatic.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Oscar's interview 🎙️🖼️
A comic of an anthropomorphic lion talking about visual artsA comic of an anthropomorphic lion talking about visual art
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Ruby 🔞 @pixxyvoid.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Fionna's REALLY gotta lay off that Slurp Juice. It's not good for ya. It'll go right to your everything!
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
More BIGGG Blorpdog from @feelinggirthy.bsky.social! Anyone mind giving him a hand?~
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Sir Candle (COMMS OPEN) @candlescrackshack.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Bam, here's the new sheet.
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Oh, another big Blorpdog from @hoghorror.bsky.social i forgor to post!
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I take this situation seriously.
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ToastyFans @toasty.cx · 10/01/2026
yeah
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Chillday 🍙 @chillday.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Alright who ordered the cow sized bunny fatty 🥩🥛
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stroob @stroobcow.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
pony struggle (comm)
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BIG MIM HELL'S 🔞 (COMMS OPEN) @mimisgarbage.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Another blob face comm of z/agr/eus overstuffed with nectar for @blorpus.bsky.social
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Oh I don't think I ever posted this BIG Max I got from @feelingdrowzy.bsky.social!!
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Blorp @blorpus.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
If you see this, post a rabbit!
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