blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 11/12/2025I had no idea the United States Postal Service had existed for over a thousand years! Wow! And for them to see the future as well! Truly incredible. 010
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 11/12/2025High fantasy, to me, involves a lot more clothing. 000
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 11/12/2025I never ask for HP. I either track it myself, or just make decisions with limited information, as the monster would if it were real. It’s a little immersion-breaking to look to meta-info while running an encounter, at least for my particular way/style. I do ask if my players are down tho. 000
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 22/07/2025If you think about it, the most egregious “trustafarian” of all time was a Jewish rebel from Judaea, born to a throuple, who got crucified and went back to live with his rich bio-dad. 000
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 10/07/2025“And Jesus spake, and verily HE said unto the gathered multitude ‘hath no man $40? Doth no man see that MY wiener reposeth, and that these hoes ain’t loyal?” “Having so addressed the many gathered there, Jesus went to his mother’s house, and there talked shit all night like a dick.” - Chungus 4:20 070
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Never comply in advance. Protest and rebel against anything that justifies those acts, or accept that your silence is complicity. 120
Reposted by @blorp-esq.bsky.socialLori Lou Freshwater @lorifreshwater.bsky.social · 09/07/2025“If I wanted to destroy a nation, I would give it too much and I would have it on its knees, miserable, greedy and sick.” ~Steinbeck And that’s what happened. 213628
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 07/07/2025“Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.” - Thomas Paine 020
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 07/07/2025“Independence Day” is a better Star Wars movie than any of the prequels. I will brook no dispute in this matter. 000
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 25/06/2025*BBEG appears, wreathed in mist and magical aura* *”Hell’s Bells” by AC/DC plays as BBEG walks into battle area, while color commentary announcer expresses utter shock at this predictable development* 010
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Serving absolute cunt. A true trans icon. 000
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Do we call booster packs being somewhat randomized “gacha” now? I’m old, Frodo. 030
Reposted by @blorp-esq.bsky.socialFictional Men Enthusiast 🇵🇸 alicia @tripinmidair.bsky.social · 17/06/2025This paragraph from The Idiot feels very poignant right now. #booksky 913923
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Frog and Toad are gay, and that’s beautiful. 130
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 17/06/2025The essence of modern conservatism is the denial of truth, and the assertion of lies. If you can’t tell truth from lies, you can’t see the naked, evil cruelty that is the entire point. 071
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 17/06/2025The boundless creativity and cleverness of the enlisted soldier/sailor/airman/marine, faced with some real bullshit, expressing their displeasure. A subtler art than those without eyes to see may ever know. 0500
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Metal Gear Solid did this so well, back in the previous millennium. Psycho Mantis made us all crap our pants talking about other games we’d played. 161
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Why do most things I like increase the odds of shitting myself? 010
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 13/01/2025“I’m a Lvl 99 Recovering Alcoholic. I only use ethanol-free gas in my car.” 000
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 05/01/2025The movie “Three Amigos” is essentially about how three bards managed to bumble their way to victory over a horde of martials with great CHA-based skill checks. 000
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Seeking scholarly ecumenical opinions: If the sacramental wine is received by butt-chugging, is it still effective? Asking for a friend. Time-sensitive. 010
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 09/12/2024“The Christmas Shoes,” abridged version: Jesus: “…….yeah, fuck this kid, I hate him.” The End 010
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Gotta rip it off, then flip some bits around. “Is that pirate grotto with skeletons in it from Goonies?” “Yes…..(but wait til you run across my re-skinned Toxic Avenger and the Killer Tomatoes……)” 020
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Killing Nazis with the Power of Friendship™️! …….and +3 Greataxes of Vengeance…..at Level 2. 110
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 22/11/2024DC 1 CON save. Or DC 40 if you’ve had coffee today. 000
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Sometimes those are the sessions they love best. Getting downed several times and surviving (or not) by luck, skill, or whatever makes for great stories. My players intend to all roll bards to punish me if I TPK them, but joke’s on them - I’m into that shit. 020
blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 18/11/2024One of my favorite things to do in TTRPGs is invert the usual Tolkieny trope. Haughty high elves? Nope, elves are super-chill surfer dudes here. Dwarves? Into accountancy. Orcs stupid? ……yes, but differently. 110
