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blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
If you think about it, the most egregious “trustafarian” of all time was a Jewish rebel from Judaea, born to a throuple, who got crucified and went back to live with his rich bio-dad.
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Lori Lou Freshwater @lorifreshwater.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
“If I wanted to destroy a nation, I would give it too much and I would have it on its knees, miserable, greedy and sick.” ~Steinbeck And that’s what happened.
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blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
“Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.” - Thomas Paine
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blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
“Independence Day” is a better Star Wars movie than any of the prequels. I will brook no dispute in this matter.
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blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Serving absolute cunt. A true trans icon.
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Fictional Men Enthusiast 🇵🇸 alicia @tripinmidair.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This paragraph from The Idiot feels very poignant right now. #booksky
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blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Why do most things I like increase the odds of shitting myself?
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blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Don’t talk shit about Bag Balm
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blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
“I’m a Lvl 99 Recovering Alcoholic. I only use ethanol-free gas in my car.”
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blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
The movie “Three Amigos” is essentially about how three bards managed to bumble their way to victory over a horde of martials with great CHA-based skill checks.
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blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Seeking scholarly ecumenical opinions: If the sacramental wine is received by butt-chugging, is it still effective? Asking for a friend. Time-sensitive.
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blorp-esq.bsky.social @blorp-esq.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
“The Christmas Shoes,” abridged version: Jesus: “…….yeah, fuck this kid, I hate him.” The End
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