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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 22h
And Evangelicals.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Please, please, please!
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it wasn’t that long ago he had to get rid of Krist Noem for using ICE funds as her personal piggy bank.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You know this cost us something.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also to the Americans who rejected beans and steamed tomatoes as part of a breal fast.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
After Bush’s term ended in 2009, I thought we wouldn’t see Republicans around for many terms.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That’s what is nice about Christianity. You can shop for a church that matches your own desires so you don’t have to change them.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What if they’re wearing sunglasses?
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Social media is just going crazy with these fake ragebait signs about tipping. Don’t fall for it.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I was 16 at the time. I got out of that and a few other things because I was a minor.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Went Mexico for a derm appt. Since I go regularly, they double check that I’m not bringing back prescriptions to sell. CBP asked me how long my treatment plan was with my dermatologist. I said just till I’m young and beautiful. He just said “I guess we’ll be seeing each other again & often.” 😳
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You’ll find the adult bookstores better funded than the libraries as well. But glad you’re enjoying Florida like a local!
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
She’s in front of the cameras contradicting what she put in writing.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Well yeah-old white men want to control women because otherwise they’d be stuck having to find women who find the sexually appealing in order to get laid. Do that math.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
True
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
And the sirens.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Do Republicans have a timer somewhere set to go off to post something about bathrooms?
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You can make a more generous one for like 25% of the price.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This gives false confidence. Most of the time they will just grab you and drag you off regardless of what you are saying.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Grim Reaper-you’ve found your sweet spot.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m gay and my Tik Tok announcement was the CNN head and the 1976 song “Girlfriend.” Also a note to say hi to Mitch in Hell. But yes, the point is that even gay people are laughing at him being gay.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It was more like “Annie” without the music, and instead of a red headed little girl, it was a black man.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
That’s why I accept sitcoms as reality and avoid learning about them.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You mean that pile of debris to The east of the White House?
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
At the rate of decline from just this year, I think betting on him bei around in 2027 is dicey.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
At least they’re not using Ivermectin
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
People writing about buying timeshares now?
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
So beautiful.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Maybe they’ll have a spit up what you last ate game too.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I remember going to the Freedom Train as well.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Did you buy what he was selling?
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
He may have had ‘roid rage, but then found some Preparation H.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
You have to remove Paramount Plus too
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Paramount + has to go too.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The other thing to consider is all that money is creatively finding its way into private hands. ICE is very opaque.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Yeah he photoshopped an older face pic on.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Never mind. He says ”do something!” Eat a taco maybe.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Wolfgang or hockey?
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Republicans thinking “well I could eat less avocado toast.”
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Now people can show they are genuine idiots by whipping their phones out.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Are you good at writing musicals? I see an opportunity.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I’ve done that since my 20’s. Maybe not so much out of need, but traumatized by enough times of looking for a restroom while it started to get more urgent and then the one you finally find has an out of order sign on it. I never take a functioning restroom for granted.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I’d be too busy getting Chapstick because you don’t want to risk a big smile with chapped lips.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
You willed yourself to drive there or you teleported there like Greg Phillips went to Waffle House?
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Depends if the worker is cute.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is the childhood Republicans want to preserve for the next generation. Except for drinking from the hose. Buy the water in a bottle at a 10000% markup, please.
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Clever Name Pending @bloosspringfield.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A good year for sports lovers.
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