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Crusty Slit

@bloopidybloop.bsky.social
1.3K followers 382 following 816 posts

I just want to watch grisly horror movies in a tastefully decorated room (He/Him)

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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes the light (or lack thereof) hits just right 😁
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Could always use a hand!
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They’ve gotten heavier 😅
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🤤
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hope everyone’s doing well I’m still round
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
ahhhh thank you, babes!!
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Things have progressed since 2022 but I’m still an idiot so that’s remained consistent
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Beach
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Blah blah tits blah blah
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hby's stuff @hby.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
#pixelart #artpost
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
😵‍💫
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Trying something a little different for the 3 times a year I go out to a party at a gay bar
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
BECAUSE NOBDOY EVER TAKES PICS OF ME SO THEY ARE ALL SELFIES
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Need any beach chairs carried? I can handle two - maybe three - of those at once. No big deal.
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
It was a titty kind of morning
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Oh hey I never shared this pic here anyway bye!
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Growing little by little!! 😁
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
IS THAT TATTOO WHAT I THINK IT IS
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I literally posted the wrong pic and only had this screenshot because the insta post had 69 likes and I thought it was funny 🫠🥴
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Biiiiig stretch
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The gym is done and I’ve flipped the lever that initiates the process by which the entire structure will now begin to sink into a hidden bog below 😈
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I am quite literally always a furnace so no worries there 😁
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Sunday cuddles?
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Long story short, my ass has gotten fatter 🥹
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
That’s all you, handsome 😍
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
😘
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Idk what this is but here it is
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Hope everyone gets to eat an entire box of chocolates today (I’m not a gainer - my fat ass just loves chocolate 🥰)
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It’s gotten to the point where I open one of these apps up and almost immediately see something I don’t like and therefore close it again. Maybe I’m just not a social media girlie anymore!
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Who wants to watch The Menu with me?
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Fuck do I enjoy cheese
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Y’all really do love to vague-post on here, eh? So I’ll just say this bluntly - I think @jjskyhopper.bsky.social is a piece of shit 😘
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
And I love them both equally 🥹
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
You can kinda see my quads through my thigh fat now 😌
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
That demon has been expelled 😌
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
What are you going on about NOW
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Like we’re ALL very impressed by how strong you are, you big manly man muscle man but shut the *fuck* up 🥴
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Prolapses should be seen and not heard!
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I truly cannot stand dudes who SCREAM at the top of their lungs at the end of a set at the gym. If you need to do all that to muster strength, please just lower your weight and shut up lol
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Thanks, handsome!
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
YUP
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
😍
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Up early to get a massage then I’ll go to the gym and then maybe someone can give me another massage but from the inside 😃
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Hey, you!! 😁😁
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Hope all you beautiful fuckasses have a great weekend! I did biceps today.
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Idk how some gays have the mental fortitude to submit themselves to be RATED by gay instagram accounts lol
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
It’s my birthday so I’m gonna eat an entire sheet cake and nobody can stop me
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Good lighting really is witchcraft
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Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Haircut cured me (probably for sure yeah?)
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