Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Things have progressed since 2022 but I’m still an idiot so that’s remained consistent 3610
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Trying something a little different for the 3 times a year I go out to a party at a gay bar 21317
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Need any beach chairs carried? I can handle two - maybe three - of those at once. No big deal. 4994
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Oh hey I never shared this pic here anyway bye! 221810
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 07/03/2025The gym is done and I’ve flipped the lever that initiates the process by which the entire structure will now begin to sink into a hidden bog below 😈 3752
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Hope everyone gets to eat an entire box of chocolates today (I’m not a gainer - my fat ass just loves chocolate 🥰) 222613
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 12/02/2025It’s gotten to the point where I open one of these apps up and almost immediately see something I don’t like and therefore close it again. Maybe I’m just not a social media girlie anymore! 1180
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Y’all really do love to vague-post on here, eh? So I’ll just say this bluntly - I think @jjskyhopper.bsky.social is a piece of shit 😘 161
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 06/02/2025You can kinda see my quads through my thigh fat now 😌 1180
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I truly cannot stand dudes who SCREAM at the top of their lungs at the end of a set at the gym. If you need to do all that to muster strength, please just lower your weight and shut up lol 3170
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Up early to get a massage then I’ll go to the gym and then maybe someone can give me another massage but from the inside 😃 4210
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Hope all you beautiful fuckasses have a great weekend! I did biceps today. 21095
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Idk how some gays have the mental fortitude to submit themselves to be RATED by gay instagram accounts lol 1150
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 08/01/2025It’s my birthday so I’m gonna eat an entire sheet cake and nobody can stop me 251535
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 12/12/2024PLEASE don’t put your bare ass on your board games 🥲 1140
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Opening this site at work and then getting mad when porn shows up is crazyyyyyyyyyyy 🤐 4392
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 03/12/2024My smoke detector just scared the shit right out of my ass 030
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I’ll wear spooky shirts all goddamn year if I want 3972
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 30/11/2024When you’re the funniest of all your friends and they start getting jealous 2200
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Good sexting is a dying artform. So many people are just trash at it lol 5312
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I’m determined to organize my board games and NOT be a slut today 3190
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I seriously have like *the* best fucking people in my life 190
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I could tie a knot in a cherry stem with my asshole 180
Reposted by Crusty SlitCrusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 10/11/2024I quite enjoy being chunky and can’t believe I used to not. What a stupid piece of shit I was wow fucking idiot 914312
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Had Friendsgiving and it was really fucking good and made my BUTTHOLE PUCKER WITH LOVE 0141
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 23/11/2024The tree is decorated and I managed to not burn my entire house down in the process 4913
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 22/11/2024The turkey for tomorrow is now fully thawed but there’s a hole in the bag so turkey juice started pouring out and I didn’t have time to think so I began slurping it up and guzzling it down and I haven’t been able to stop oh god help me I’m drowning in turkey milk GUYS HELP 140
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Some say I have a belly but I don’t really see it 114411
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Hosting Friendsgiving this weekend and the next two days are going to be so crazy but I’m really excited to have everyone together so I could annoy them all at once - it’s so convenient 🥹 1160
Reposted by Crusty SlitIn heaven, everything is fine @ejschuster.bsky.social · 08/02/2024HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY ✍️ 463345852
Crusty Slit @bloopidybloop.bsky.social · 21/11/2024All of my friends are absolute fucking idiots. Every. Single. One. 😘 2110
Reposted by Crusty SlitJJ (He/ Him) @jjskyhopper.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Jersey Train, reskeet with a pic of you in a jersey The only pic of me flexing and it's to show off the "farmer's" tan 🙈 0452
