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@bloopertrooper.bsky.social
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I blooped when I should have blepped 28 trans gorl

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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 38m
I'm strong and independent! - melts as soon as someone calls me cute
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 58m
remember to always hydrate before your 12 hour long edging session
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 3h
if it wasnt for the little bits that can get stuck in your teeth popcorn would be the perfect snacking food btw
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 4h
if u break up with your big/lil sis are u putting them up for adoption
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 5h
I am a victim of my own hubris (ate too many sweets)
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🌸🐦 DoodleDox 🐦🌸 @doodledox.bsky.social · 6h
cowkinis got the mind in a chokehold again. no particular reason
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 8h
u ever meet someone through a mutual friend and wonder wtf ur friend even sees in them
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 9h
if I was one of those parkour people I'd parkour away every time I left a conversation
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 9h
on one hand I love being naturally tiny but on the other hand literally everything I wear on the bottom has the most awkward measurements I gotta work out guhhhhh
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 9h
the worst part about being unemployed is after a while it gets really boring when everyone else is working...
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 10h
girls are much cuter with my bite marks on their skin
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 11h
growing up is realising that you never needed to grow up in the first place
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 13h
Problematic wage gap
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 21h
I'd probably have a healthy sleep pattern if I didn't spend 4 hours every night aimlessly masturbating. . .
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 21h
I kinda miss when ppl sent me lewds at inappropriate times
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 22h
Is it cute when girls fumble over every 3rd word and can't form coherent sentences half the time
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 22h
Playing dumb and acting like I haven't humped every soft surface or object in my home
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 22h
Universe where every relationship is toxic yuri and the two girls with a regular, healthy relationship are treated like freaks
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A brown and white lop-eared bunny sits upright with eyes half-closed and paws tucked near its face.
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so like do cuddle piles actually exist or are they a myth created by big plushie to get me to buy more plushies to replicate it at home
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Penny @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ur cute little sister 🔞 @houseofleahs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
big sister taking her little sister to her highschool prom, everybody giggling and smiling about how cute and close they are and how its such a sweet gesture (little sis is getting molested in the bathroom after this)
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bratted too close to the sun
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why do humans only have 2 arms yet we have so many plushies to snuggle
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
on the internet nobody knows you're a hobbit behind the screen
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EndSky @end-sky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Best part is that, in-universe, Dante is meant to be the big mainstream creative whose work is known worldwide. Imagine entering a martial arts tournament, and Christopher Nolan is just there in wizard robes ready to destroy your ass.
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can I go back to the age where I don't pull a muscle every time I get out of bed pls
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Age regressing to me from 5 hours ago who wasn't eepy sleepy
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Need someone to enforce my bed time bcs I'm cooked
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Suzy @theprincess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Statements that hurt me: "Grow up" "Act your age/Act like an adult" "Quit being childish" Statements that fill me with euphoria "You're very smart for your age!" "Good girl!" "Hey kiddo" "I want to groom you"
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not many people know this but if you say "I'm baby" enough eventually you'll gaslight yourself into wanting to be put back into diapers
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Meadow the Funny Bunny @winguthings.com · 27/09/2026
i blame Lyra (positive) for my love of big big hats like this
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🐟ALTERKYON @alterkyon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1:1
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
how do u crack the mystery of making friends as an adult that lasts longer than a couple months
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
why are they called wetsuits if you're not supposed to piss yourself in them
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
why is Kyoko better at English than I am
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I always get a giggle out of the people who claim they're kinky when they really just mean "will spank you moderately hard but not too hard, they might hurt their hand"
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fizzy 🍥 (pls repost pinned ‼️) @fizzystraws.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gm
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Melia~ @paddedmelia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All of you should try wandering around old, abandoned nurseries at some point. Surely the automated control systems won't suddenly reactivate and trap you inside to be taken care of by the overprotective robonannies until someone comes to rescue you! Surely >;3 #abdl
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Or-Fi-S @or-fi-s.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wing-it for @petraarts.bsky.social #OrFiS.Art
a skarmory harpy pokemorph, sitting on a couch and using their phone with a foot claw. the couch is blue with gold throw pillows on each arm, and a gold blanket over the back. there's a picture on the wall of the album art for エビチャーハン! (You’re Telling Me A SHRIMP Fried This Rice?!) by Jamie Paige
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M0dniy (comms open) @m0dniy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Padded Queen
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Melia~ @paddedmelia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Special diapers engineered to be as crinkly as possible. They're best used on pranksters and troublemakers to help keep them under control. Good luck sneaking around and getting up to anything naughty when everyone can hear your crinkling from a mile away >;3
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Fruity Big Sister 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sisterkiss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Petgirl little sister that goes into her first heat cycle and can't stop being clingy with her big sister. She's just drawn to her. Her scent, her warmth. It almost numbs her mind from the sensation. Big sister that just sees her ditzy, petgirl sister almost humping her thigh.
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Kodi's Korner @kodikins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can't believe it took *this long* to get a dragonite suit drawn. To answer a FAQ, the suit does generally grant control over additional limbs to the wearer! Wings, tails, etc, even if the wearer has no direct analogue. I think Sandy could use a big hug <3 WIP of a Commission for Sandfire18 on FA!
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Bloop @bloopertrooper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
abdl superhero called the paci-fist
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siscon love 💓 @sisconlove.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sisters that never called each other sis until one confessed her love to the other, the word becoming a special romantic pet name just between them denoting how they know just how taboo their relationship is and that they accept it head on instead of running away from it…
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Fruity Big Sister 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sisterkiss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Big sister that keeps you locked in a chastity cage to "keep you pure". Pure for whom? She won't say. Only that she'll let you out when you pick correctly.
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🌙princey⭐ (comms open) @dreamieferrett.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i don’t remember posting this one but i wanted to draw N and uzi hehe #abdl #abdlnsfw #diaper #nsfw
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Peyton Emma🏳️‍⚧️ΘΔ @ghostgirlabdl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Never leave a sister unkissed
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