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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 7h

I think "convicted fraudster and sexual predator" should replace "televangelist" for the sake accuracy.

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 7h

Someone better have a plan to hide the WH ketchup on Friday morning then.

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 8h

And, at most, only one of his wives.

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 12h

Reports that DHS Secretary #BrainWorm hopped on the next LA bound plane in the hopes of getting his hands on a rabid raccoon penis sample cannot be confirmed at this time (but they should sound plausible to me).

abc7.com

Possible rabid raccoon found in backyard of Westlake Village home; dog, 4 workers possibly exposed

For the first time in more than 50 years, L.A. County has recorded a suspected case of rabies in a raccoon.

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 14h

In the case of the world v Donald Trump I present this as evidence that the President has now permanently relocated to #CloudCuckooLand. #TheWholeWorldIsLaughing

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 16h

I assume that #LittleMarco is talking about #ChattelSlavery, exploitative #GenocidalSlavery, and Christian conversion at the point of a sword or the end of a gun barrel.

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 18h

Pity the poor billionaires! Everyone needs to read this but I warn you to have a hanky handy as it's a real tearjerker. I would like to especially extend condolences to #NeoBaby Ben Goldsmith who appears to be having a hard time organising parties. It's well and truly #PitchforkTime folks.

theguardian.com

Apparent exodus of super-rich suggests UK is no longer billionaires’ playground

If recent complaints are believed, London and the UK are no longer welcoming for ultra-high net worth individuals

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 21h

Reports that customers will be required to disassemble the furniture first, and leave a few small but vital parts out of the returned package cannot be confirmed at this time.

theguardian.com

Ikea to pilot online buyback service for secondhand furniture

Service to be tested in Spain and Portugal this year, with a UK rollout if successful, as pre-loved markets boom

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

#IlDouche can talk the talk but he won't walk the walk. On second thought, having listened to enough of his drivel from the weekend he doesn't seem to be able to talk the talk anymore either.

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There is no bottom to this fucker, is there? Everything he says is orders of magnitude less intelligent than the last thing he said. All day. Every day.

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Reports that the Ukrainian students were whisked away from the Birmingham Convention Centre immediately following their performance and exported to Rwanda cannot be confirmed at this time.

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

From the man who I am certain would tell you that he knows more about epidemiology and infectious diseases as probably anybody some (very much less than) wise words on the army of pneumonia.

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I promised to track #IlDouche's #ImpeachableOffences through the election. I fear that I'm already failing. That said I think that this one statement from the weekend is really enough. Anyone who votes against should be forced to explain how the sacrifice of 15 million Americans was a small price

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Is it too high a bar that the American people should expect the US President to be able to do 5th grade maths? I, for one, don't think so.

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Speaking of true believers here's #SamAltman opining that humanity needs to shut and accept the bad things that will occur because of #AI, checks notes, "for the benefit of this technology". I have a better idea Sam I accept that bad things will happen to the technology for the benefit of humanity.

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You know what. I think he actually believes this now. I think it used to be just part of his sales shtick but now he's a true believer, and that is terrifying.

youtube.com

Trump Stuns Rally Crowd: "I Know More About Everything Than Anyone In The World"

YouTube video by Hook Global

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So the Tories newly proposed air defence system is not called #IronDome as they referred to it in their press release. According to Ms Badenough it is now to be called #BritanniaShield, or BS for short.

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Do shootings like this even make the headlines in America these days? How long do they stay there if they do? Or is this just accepted as the (extremely high) price of being "free"? #GunsKill

bbc.co.uk

Georgia officials hunt for suspect in shooting that killed two and injured 35

A homecoming celebration turned into a scene of deadly violence, as dozens of shots were fired into a crowd.

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Somehow I missed the start of #BannedBooksWeek. More on this later. In the meantime pick one up and read it!

bannedbooksweek.org

Banned Books Week® | October 4–10, 2026

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well so much for "spend more time with my children" bull shit. ##PropoBarbie's grabbing all the filthy lucre she can whilst it's still out there, before having been one of #IlDouche's main enablers makes her too toxic to touch.

theguardian.com

Trump’s former press secretary Karoline Leavitt to join Fox News

Youngest press secretary in White House history left earlier this year after the birth of her second child

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Congratulations to any and all of you have "Jacob Rees-Mogg as the voice of reason" on your bingo cards. (Note: this goes a long way to demonstrate just how fucked the level of discourse in #Amerika is.)

theguardian.com

Jacob Rees-Mogg accuses Tucker Carlson of ‘verging on defending Hitler’

Former Tory minister defends UK decision to enter war in podcast with US rightwinger and Putin sympathiser

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think #VivekRamaswamy needs to join the army and get a testosterone check straightaway. Looks like he's a bit low in the T-tank! 🤣🤣🤣

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

O definitely don't want any of what he's been smoking, thank you very much.

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Have just arrived at the newly opened #BlueNoteLondon for Senegalese maestro #BaabaMaals late set.

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

One wonders if we are now allowed to say we're going to shove things up his enormous, flabby, hairy arse?

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There's betraying the sisterhood and then there's this.

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Jeff Stringer @blooms-ghost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

On the basis of this alone I would argue that the head of the USTA is a fucking eejit. #IlDouche and his minions are doing everything in their power to make the US as unwelcome a destination as possible.

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