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Bloom

@bloomhunterr.bsky.social
1.1K followers 377 following 984 posts

More interesting and attractive than a raccoon. (Someone said it once. I kept it.) Survived dial-up and low-rise jeans. Food, dogs, books, politics, bad ideas, and the occasional nip slip. Don't repost photos of me. I know where you live. (I don't.)

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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 6m
audio, actually. the right voice in my ears saying the right words will get me there every time. written is a close second, though. i think it’s because both let my imagination do the work. i can put myself right into the scene instead of watching someone else in it.
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 8h
Honestly, neither of thise statements surprises me… and as I head off to bed, I’m going to try to and dream about both
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 8h
You do know I’m gonna keep this one 🤣
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 8h
I’ve seen you move… it would be a tragedy if you didn’t.
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 8h
Absolutely!
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 8h
Same 🤣
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 9h
Oh… I love this set & the color looks amazing on you 🥵
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 9h
Much appreciated 😅 It’s possible that my eyes are bigger than my mouth, but I am confident a minimum of orange and with a hand in my hair, red
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 9h
Can’t believe I almost missed this… what color is your thumb?
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 9h
Me… manifesting
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Artygcf Jungkook Manifesting with Candle
ALT: Artygcf Jungkook Manifesting with Candle
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 9h
Choose music & we can make movies — stole this from @rayrayallday.bsky.social and ty
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 9h
Sorry for missing this… that looks yummy! Thanks for sharing
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 9h
Please be sure to report back on your findings.
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 9h
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 9h
Do you offer dancing as an add-on with the delivery service?
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 10h
Gorgeous 🧡
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 10h
🥰
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 10h
🤣🤭😳
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 10h
Ty 🧡
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 10h
Nope, it’s a fair point No wrong answers
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 10h
Love this!
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Woman Laughs and Spits Drink
ALT: Woman Laughs and Spits Drink
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 10h
🤣
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 10h
I love the way you explained / described that. Team Xaden all day long
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 10h
Maybe… and ty 🧡
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 10h
Good point
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 10h
Love this!
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 11h
Why is this video an hour long? Wow! Abel… Random question… do your jeans end up with a very distinct outline?
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 11h
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 11h
Sweet dreams
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 12h
oh, i'm not... the next challenge is to see if you can convince me to make another audio.
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 13h
fair.. and it's probably past midnight where you are
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 13h
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Woman's Pout in Pink Fur Coat
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 13h
this challenge was only posted an hour ago
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 13h
truly... thank you.
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 13h
thank you.
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 13h
did this distract you?
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 13h
OMG! This is perfect!
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 13h
@d1rty0ldman71.bsky.social, Take my photo down. You do not have permission to repost images of me, and my bio explicitly say so. You don’t follow me, I don’t follow you, and that photo was not intended for you.
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 13h
the good chair was already ruined...
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 13h
oh... you're a keeper, you took the time to read my bio? 🫠
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 13h
you can keep only one: books, music, movies, or television. choose carefully. i’ll go first: books. but giving up music hurts. ♡ look, don’t save. admire, don’t repost. #WagonWednesday #HumpDay #NSFWSky
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 14h
came here to say the exact same thing...
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What She Said - Tracey Matney
ALT: What She Said - Tracey Matney
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 14h
ahhhh... i think its purple... let's switch this around, what color would a girl have to go to before her nose hit your stomach? asking for a friend...
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 14h
i'm grateful you decided to participate, but black is not an option.
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 14h
brioche buns, cast iron cooked ground chuck, Kraft Singles (yes, i know it's crap, but it tastes sooooooo good), romaine & a slice of tomato from the garden, my special sauce (mayo, mustard, ketchup, relish...), and pickled red onions
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 14h
i'm worthless today. read the same email 4x. my jaw aches. there's a bruise on my hip the shape of your thumb & every time i shift in my chair you leak out of me & my cunt clenches around nothing. someone wants my numbers by two. all i've got is bite marks & a wet spot on a very good chair. #sveros
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 14h
Burgers are on the menu tonight, come on over
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 14h
What color can you reach?
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 16h
The set is gorgeous… but your obliques are stealing the show. 🔥
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Bloom @bloomhunterr.bsky.social · 16h
Happy to be your problem
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