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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Shawarma is really good. You should try shawarma.

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Because somebody wasn’t in the proper mindset to dispose of them correctly.

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Dexter Morgan @dextergirlboss.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Here at the East Coast Meteorological Confrence in Tampa! good times

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lekk77.bsky.social @lekk77.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

@bloodslides.bsky.social my dog is 15. His name is Dexter Morgan. Loved the show in the beginning… this new one not so good

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: "You again? Are you an alcoholic?" Horse: "I don't think I am." Poof! The horse disappears. You see, this joke is funny because Renee Descartes said "I think, therefore I am." But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Cat memes are integral to the upkeep of a socially acceptable persona.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

It’s cold outside. An excellent excuse to wear gloves, and cover every inch of skin.

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

:// Walter White be making like every mistake 💀 Dexter could take him light work no reaction

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I wouldn’t say it hurts to look at the broken families of my victims—because I know the families are better off without them—but it almost pangs a flash of guilt to see them throw empty casket funerals. I wish I could confess to the spouses of the murderers on my table what they’ve been married to.

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Nera Dayne @neradayne.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

* Detective Deb Morgan * Miami Metro Homicide * Not new to the fandom * Not new to the Character * Ships w/heavy Chemistry * 25 + Detailed and Literate * MC * MDNI * No one liners. * Like & RT Please

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a woman is covering her face with her hand while sitting in a crowd .

ALT: a woman is covering her face with her hand while sitting in a crowd .

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

One of Dexter's few exceptions to the Code of Harry was Nathan Martens, a man who was convicted of molesting a young girl. Dexter did not take the time to set up a kill room, instead garroting the man around the neck in his home, before stealing a carton of milk and allowing the corpse to rot.

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Dexter 3x03 Dexter Morgan kills The Cheerios man

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

A video game where you kill people? Why would anybody ever play that? Why would you ever want to experience that? The very concept is revolting. Shame on you.

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

His handshake; firm, cold, articulate. One of his nails drags into your hand and scratches it, and immediately he pulls out a handkerchief to parse the blood. It’s all too fast. He pockets the napkin.

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

The name “Bay Harbor Butcher” is disingenuous. I’m not a butcher, nor have I continued to dump bodies into Bay Harbor. I take pride in what I do.

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

Dexter is really a normal guy.

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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

author is WAY too into tying people down

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Thanksgiving. A ghastly Hallmark holiday about the deception and murder of natives, taught to children as a celebration of union. And they get turkey.

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Nobody important or notable I imagine.

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𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝙍𝙔𝘿𝙀𝙍 🏳️‍🌈🔪 ( archived ) @thehitcherrp.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘙𝘺𝘥𝘦𝘳 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳 (1986)

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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

adult themes such as having a favorite kitchen appliance and back pain

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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

no one else may see the vision but i see the vision

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

🍩🍩🍩 🍩🍩🍩 Good morning. Today is going to be a long day.

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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

a freudian slip n' slide straight to hell

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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Murderflirting

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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

copious amounts of dramatic bastard behavior

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CRYSTAL LAKE KILLER @amamasboy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

The reason why Jason has evaded law enforcement is because he’s thought to be dead by everyone outside Camp Crystal Lake. Oh, and every person he encounters: • Supports his activities • Ignores him • Gets traumatised to the point of being unable to recount their experience • Gets butchered

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CRYSTAL LAKE KILLER @amamasboy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

“There's a legend around here. A killer buried, but not dead. A curse on Crystal Lake, a death curse. Jason Voorhees' curse.” “They say he died as a boy, but he keeps coming back. Few have seen him and lived. Some have even tried to stop him…” “No one can.”

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

“I suppose it would be in a place where one is a rarity among ramen and gruel. I've been known to cook a particularly good sear, medium rare.” “Your schedule must be very open, I imagine?”

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Dr. Hannibal Lecter @serialgourmet.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

“Quid pro quo. I tell you things, you tell me things. Not about this case though. About yourself. Quid pro quo. Yes or no?” Dr. Hannibal Lecter Not new to RP, psychiatry, gourmet cooking or cannibalism. Looking to interact with more people. #HorrorRP #HannibalRP #SOTLRP

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

The reason I’ve evaded the lingering eye of any given law enforcement agencies is because I pick my victims according to a strict code, then I dispose of them in a way they are never found. No one looks for missing murderers. People go missing all the time.

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

One of my more relevant irrational fears is being trialed or suspected of a murder I didn't commit. I've never pissed anybody off enough to be framed for a murder but what would I say if I was? I don't exactly have very vetable alibis. Nothing I can utter in a court.

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