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⚔️Jess⚔️

@bloodediron.bsky.social
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Freedom and autonomy are the right of all sentient beings. 56. She/her. Cranky robosexual. Dogs and toy robots. Maker of very bad robot beefycheesecake pics. Abolish DHS. Jeezusfuckingchrist leave 🏳️‍⚧️ people the fuck alone. I’ve always been mad.

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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And she’s done. Cute. Should have come with a support for the hammer. It’s heavy.
SNAA Furious Warhammer Galahad model kit standing with her ridiculously huge hammer over her right shoulder and a shield reminiscent of a triceratops head on her left forearm. She is shades of light and dark grey with light and dark blue, and gold metallic accents. SNAA Furious Warhammer Galahad model kit standing with her ridiculously huge hammer in her right hand, waving to the camera with her left. She is shades of light and dark grey with light and dark blue, and gold metallic accents. Also big spikes on her forearm guards and her shoulders. Two long thin horns on her visor are an added bonus. SNAA Furious Warhammer Galahad model kit standing on her right foot with her arms out for balance. She is shades of light and dark grey with light and dark blue, and gold metallic accents. Also big spikes on her forearm guards and her shoulders. Her horned visor is pulled down over her eyes.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Next victim. Chonky. Also FURIOUS. Tho it doesn’t specify whether it’s the hammer or the robot that’s furious.
A grey cutting mat with the manual for SNAA Furious Warhammer Galahad model kit, two model nippers to its right, and some runners at the top edge of the frame.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Built another robot. This one goes on the ‘to be panel lined and detailed’ pile. I don’t plan to paint her. She did come with sea foam green alternate pieces where the orange bits are. I don’t like sea foam green, that’s a color for bath towels.
SNAA Nether Emperor model kit, posed standing with a slender sword in her right hand. She is mostly very light grey, with darker grey accents and a very dark grey inner frame. She has a few bright orange accents and a some translucent teal bits here and there. SNAA Nether Emperor model kit, posed kneeling on her right knee, her right hand with pointer finger at her forehead. She is mostly light grey with a few darker pieces, and a dark grey inner frame. She has orange accents and a few translucent teal pieces here and there. She’s very pretty.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I only have a couple of hours to work on it in the evenings, and I’m very slow, but I find it relaxing.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’m planning to paint the red and white one so I didn’t really try too hard to avoid stress marks with that one.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I do >cut the piece off the sprue with the cheap GodHands >trim nubs with the Dspaie >file with Gunprimer Raser then Balancer. Most of the outer armor is undergated so nubs don’t show, but the grey inner frame stress marks if you look at it so I’m using that to practice perfect nub removal.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I have not sprung for the fancy Godhands. Yet.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Next victim.
Table with a cutting mat, red and blue model nippers, two paper bowls with various modeling tools, a plier rack holding model runners, and the directions for SNAA model Nether Emperor, a white and teal spikey looking robot.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Built a robot.
Small white with red accents knight inspired robot model, SNAA Model the Round Table Knights Soul spear Lamorak, standing with legs apart, a huge battle axe in her left hand and right hand raised next to her head in an ‘love you’ gesture. She’s very cool.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
🏏
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So Brett asks me, “Did you order the model kit of that Prime you like so much?” And I said, “Yes, I ordered two, in case I break something.”* And he LAUGHED AT ME. *I broke Action Edition Soundwaves hip joint.
Box for Blokees Action Edition Transformers: Prime Optimus Prime.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
We have rattlesnakes here, too.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Brett comes inside after taking out the trash, “There’s a big corn snake outside.” We don’t have cornsnakes here. It was a bullsnake.
A four foot long, brightly patterned bullsnake, Pituophis catenifer sayi, against the tan skirting and concrete pavers of a house. Close up of a brightly patterned bullsnake, Pituophis catenifer sayi, against the tan skirting and concrete pavers of a house. It’s tongue is flicking out.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
🙁
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
A toad.
A medium sized greenish desert toad with darker green spots. I think this is Anaxyrus speciosus but don’t quote me on that, I’m not an amphibian person.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We have a gas camp stove for emergencies but I’m too lazy to start it up just for tea.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Our power was out for nine hours yesterday and my schedule got all out of whack (couldn’t have my regularly scheduled tea, pleeze do not mess with my routines, I get cranky), so I sat on my ass and started started a small Prime. Finished him this evening. He’s very cute.
Blokees Classic Class Jet Wing Optimus Prime waving. He is very cute.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Buck up little camper, eventually you’ll learn to make threads.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
When you want to ADD a post to make a thread, you need to hit the ‘+’ to add another post before you post the thread. If you have already posted the first post, you need to reply to it to continue the thread. You have made two separate posts.
Screen cap of a bluesky post prior to posting, with the plus sign to add another post circled in red.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Their only redeeming quality is that they’re harmless.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It took me years to get used to wind scorpions and not want to smash the hell out of them. They are just creepy as fuck in an unattractive undercooked way.
A wind scorpion on a white textured wall. CREEPY AS FUCK.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It’s very hard to get them to sting. None of the dogs have ever been bitten even when they’ve harassed one. We usually try to get them out of the yard anyways. I like them. They’re pretty.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Cows. (We live on open range and the cows have pushed down our north fence. The dogs do not like cows in their territory.)
Open desert in bright sunshine with low hills in the background. A white cow with red spots and red ticking in the white areas, long horns, and a red tag on each ear gazes at the photographer. Another whiter cow with red ticking and shorter down turned horns grazes on dried grass, facing away from the camera.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
They don’t fly terribly well. They tend to weave around and bounce off of things. If one gets in the house it’s a bitch to get them back out.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Saw a tarantula hawk the other day. Have not seen any tarantulas yet this year.
A tarantula hawk resting on a wooden surface. It is a large wasp, solid black with a green iridescent sheen, with orange wings folded along its back. They have one of the most painful stings of all insects, but it’s hard to irritate them enough to sting you. A black tarantula hawk sitting in a doorway cleaning itself.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Marsh, smooth Saluki, and Khroma, West Siberian Laika. Summer is coming on and Khroma has reached the exploding cattail phase of her shed cycle.
Marsh, a grizzle smooth Saluki, is lying on his side on a dog cot in the shade. His right ear is flipped inside out. Khroma, a gold West Siberian Laki, lies beyond him. She has small pricked ears and a curly cinnamon roll tail. Her coat is starting to loosen and she looks a little mangy.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I’m really pleased with him. It’ll be interesting to see what they do with Megatron for this line.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
😉
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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MPG-17 Optimus Prime, close up of his head with his ears tilted forwards. 

His ears move, which is always nice. When the light piping works it works really well and looks nice. I’m not a big fan of light piping because the eyes look dead unless you make an effort, and will likely just paint his eyes. Probably yellow. MPG-17 Optimus Prime, close up of his head with his ears tilted back like an angry horse. 

Aesthetically I prefer these longer ears. This is a very nice head sculpt, combining some of MP10s cuteness with a more angular, ‘mature’ look.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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MPG-17 Optimus Prime lying on his left side in a ‘draw me like one of your French girls’ pose. 

Almost works. This is difficult to to pull off without an upper chest joint, but it’s good enough. MPG-17 Optimus Prime on both knees with his arms raised and hands behind his head. 

Really good range of motion in the knees, and the ab crunch helps keep him from looking to stiff.

Note that I don’t have much interest in weapons, so I didn’t mess with them. MPG-17 Optimus Prime lying on his belly facing the viewer, resting on his forearms with knees bent and feet in the air. 

This almost works.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Took MPG-17 Style Gen Prime out of the box and messed with him yesterday, so I thought I’d do a quick and dirty review. 🧵 See photo alt text for commentary. TLDR: worthy successor to MP10, pretty, good articulation, sturdy ‘toy like’ feel (not delicate or fidgety), intuitive transformation.
MPG-17 Optimus Prime in alt mode. 

Looks like a flat nosed semi. Honestly, I buy these things for the robot mode and rarely transform them more than once. He has a couple of tabs that don’t like to stay tabbed, but the transformation is easy and intuitive, complicated enough to have puzzle solving appeal while not being frustrating. MPG-17 Optimus Prime standing with one hip cocked, left hand on his hip, right in an appealing gesture on his chest, head tilted. 

His head is on a ball joint and doesn’t tilt much right to left except when it’s turned in certain directions. Large of range of motion in the shoulders. 

The ratchets in the hips could use a few more clicks, it takes some fussing to get him into a pose that’s not ‘stereotypical toy action.’MPG-17 Optimus Prime kneeling on his left knee, holding a spudger in his left hand, right forearm resting across his knee, looking down and to the left. 

A good figure should be able to kneel, (both and one knee), lie down, and sit. His hips have a swing joint that allows more forward movement, since his pelvis, like MP10, is a solid piece with no moving hip skirts. MPG-17 Optimus Prime sitting on the edge of a table, leaning back on his left arm, right arm raised in front of his chest, looking up to the left except 

He sits really well, even though his butt kind of disappears when his legs swing forward.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
GET BACK TO WORK, PENCIL BOY!
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
FYI
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Put Yolopark AMK PRO Tarn together for Brett. Very stiff joints and hard to pose. (Brett knows next to nothing about Tarn, he just likes the design.) (Also I am very out of practice photographing toys and for some reason couldn’t get a sharp pic w/my phone.)
Yolopark AMK PRO Tarn standing in a very studly pose.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
That heartbeat sound started on Speak to Me and I actually wandered around the room looking for a gakking dog before my brain kicked in.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a group of dogs standing next to each other with the words `` squirrel ? '' written on the bottom .
Alt: Scene from the animated movie Up of four dogs with talking collars all saying “SQUIRREL!?”
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Had to buy one of those magnifying lights because dammit I need bifocals.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
My halfassed paper towel against a bottle of alcohol reflector.
Kotobukiya Mephisto model kit sitting cross legged next to a plastic bottle of rubbing alcohol with a white paper towel propped against it to reflect some light into the shadows on his little robot face so it didn’t look like he only has one eye.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I’ve been building models kits in the evenings to keep my hands limber (and limit doomscrolling.) I bought him because he was pretty. First kit I’ve done since high school (not including a half finished HG Barbatos 6th form. And Blokees don’t count; no tools needed.)
Kotobukiya Mephisto model kit sitting cross legged with his hands up against the left side of his face. PLEASE IGNORE THE MANY STESS MARKS. I just didn’t care all that much.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Tiny bird.
Small brown bird in the snow with one wing outstretched, dead grass and hardware cloth against a wire fence next to it. Small brown bird in the snow, dead grass and hardware cloth against a wire fence next to it.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Dogs are idiots. >>>
West siberian laika Khroma, left, and red tazi Dood stand in the snow in front of a wire fence, snowy desert landscape in the background. West siberian laika Kroma, and tazi Dood wander in the snow while brindle saluki Miksi and black Afghan hound Marduk play together. Snowy desert landscape beyond the wire fence in the background. West siberian laika Khroma and tazi Dood snoot the snow while salukis grizle Marsh and red Cope play. In the foreground black Afghan hound Marduk lunges at brindle saluki Miksi. Wire fence and snowy desert landscape in the background. West siberian laika Khroma and tazi Dood snoot the snow while salukis grizle Marsh and red Cope play. In the foreground black Afghan hound Marduk and brindle saluki Miksi look on. Wire fence and snowy desert landscape in the background.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A lot of snow for us today. >>>
Snow piled against a fence between two cabins. Snowy desert landscape in the background. Footprints in snow between two cabin steps. Brighter sun on a snowy desert landscape. Wire fence in the foreground. Bright sun on a snowy desert landscape, wire fence in the foreground.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Dogs. See alt text. Our old place was so remote they’d see strange cars maybe twice a year. Now we’re on a paved road, and there’s multiple cars a day to be barked at, especially the white trucks going to the power station down the road aways. White trucks are the worst.
Five Salukis lying in the wintry desert sun on rocky ground. Bottom left: smooth grizzle Marsh, top left: feathered blue brindle Miksi, top right: feathered black fringed red Cope, (all siblings, four years old) bottom right: smooth silver brindle Nini (their mother, ten) center: red tazi Dood (no relation, 10)
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Later.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I miss the canyons and bluffs at our other property. All we have here are some unenthusiastic hills. We had a ton of rain this summer and our cleared space exploded with weeds and grass. Goatheads. We hateses them.
Sunset in the desert. Rippled clouds in shades of purple and orange lead to the yellow setting sun over desert dirt and creosote bushes. Desert sunset with a large billowing cloud formation painted with gold over a landscape of brush a dead grasses. Desert sunset with a large cloud formation colored with gold and purple, with dark rain in the distance. Desert sunset with streaks of golden clouded receding in the distance over a blue sky, with gold dead grasses.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
A puppy and his towel.
Marduk, a black Afghan hound puppy, lies on a grey dog cot with a stolen grey bath towel draped over his hip. Marduk has started dropping his puppy coat and looks quite terrible, aka ‘gonna have to clip him down soon, yay.’
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Negative space is the devil.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
If you follow me, I will check your profile, and if you look like you’re follow farming I will block you. Nothing personal.
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⚔️Jess⚔️ @bloodediron.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Landscape with Rain and Old Lady Dog. Brune is 16, 3/4 Afghan hound, 1/4 Saluki, granddaughter of our first Afghan, Zora.
Desert yard with a curtain of rain in the distance and an elderly black dog walking towards the viewer in the foreground. Brune is 16 years old, 3/4 Afghan hound, 1/4 Saluki, the last living granddaughter of our first Afghan, Zora.
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